cmitch
01-09-2013, 06:20 AM
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat down next to a woman and ordered a champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that! I just ordered a glass, too."
"What a coincidence!" said the farmer. "This is a special day for me and I'm celebrating!"
"What a coincidence! I'm celebrating, too!, the lady piped in as they clinked glasses together.
"What are you celebrating?", asked the farmer.
"Well, my husband and I have been trying to have a child for years and now I'm pregnant!. And you?"
"What a coincidence! My hens have laid infertile eggs for years and now, every egg they lay is fertile!"
"Wow! That's great!" , said the lady. "What did you do?"
The farmer replied, "I used another c0ck."
The Woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"
The woman perks up and says, "How about that! I just ordered a glass, too."
"What a coincidence!" said the farmer. "This is a special day for me and I'm celebrating!"
"What a coincidence! I'm celebrating, too!, the lady piped in as they clinked glasses together.
"What are you celebrating?", asked the farmer.
"Well, my husband and I have been trying to have a child for years and now I'm pregnant!. And you?"
"What a coincidence! My hens have laid infertile eggs for years and now, every egg they lay is fertile!"
"Wow! That's great!" , said the lady. "What did you do?"
The farmer replied, "I used another c0ck."
The Woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence!"