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kelmac07
12-19-2012, 06:06 AM
A papa mole, a mama mole, and a baby mole, all live together in a little mole hole. One day, papa mole sticks his head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, ' Yummy! I smell maple syrup!'

Mama mole sticks her head out of the hole, sniffs the air and said, 'Oh, Yummy! I smell honey!'

Now baby mole is trying to stick his head out of the hole to sniff the air, but can't because the bigger moles are in the way. This makes him whine,
'Geez, all I can smell is....MOL ASSES !

363
12-19-2012, 06:07 AM
Wa Wa Waaa :r

bighairlogo
12-19-2012, 06:14 AM
:r :r

emopunker2004
12-19-2012, 06:16 AM
That's a Steve joke for sure, Mac

CigarNut
12-19-2012, 07:51 AM
:r :r

Dave128
12-19-2012, 08:20 AM
:=:

STEVE S
12-19-2012, 08:24 AM
:r :r :r

Steve
12-19-2012, 08:42 AM
:lr:lr

hotreds
12-19-2012, 08:45 AM
I HATE moles. I stopped spending money on grass stuff after I realized that all my work went for naught after a mole or two or three destroyed my yard overnight!

Ogre
12-19-2012, 11:43 AM
That's a Steve joke for sure, Mac

That's what I thought as well.:gary