You may be a midwesterner if....

[MajorCaptSilly]

.....you like apples.
..... your car is has either a manual or automatic transmission.
..... you occasionally have dinner at a restaurant.
...... you understand the concept of gravity.
...... you are obsessed with Vegemite.


MCS

[Zane]

.....you like apples.
..... your car is has either a manual or automatic transmission.
..... you occasionally have dinner at a restaurant.
...... you understand the concept of gravity.
...... you are obsessed with Vegemite.


MCS

I had to google what Vegemite was.....

[Chainsaw13]

Do I have to answer yes to all of them to qualify? I'm still iffy on the whole gravity thing.

[jledou]

Do you come from a land down under?

[dijit]

.....you like apples.
..... your car is has either a manual or automatic transmission.
..... you occasionally have dinner at a restaurant.
...... you understand the concept of gravity.
...... you are obsessed with Vegemite.


MCS

Must be midwestern Australia because we all know midwestern USA would be Underwood's deviled ham instead of vegemite.

[icehog3]

I am not an animal.

[hotreds]

That's NOT what she said!

[icehog3]

That's NOT what she said!

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/icehog3/michshucks.png

Aw, shucks.....

[replicant_argent]

Doubtful. I sense a disturbance in the metaphysical abraction of psuedo-religion.
I'm being repressed.

[Chainsaw13]

Must be midwestern Australia because we all know midwestern USA would be Underwood's deviled ham instead of vegemite.

Carrie Underwood has her own line of deviled ham? Talk about branching out. I think she's tapped a market even Gene Simmons hasn't.

[pektel]

I understand the concept of gravy. :dr

[MajorCaptSilly]

Doubtful. I sense a disturbance in the metaphysical abraction of psuedo-religion.
I'm being repressed.

It's not psuedo-religion. It's psuedo-philosophy.


MCS

[replicant_argent]

Oh, and abraction should be sklee-speak for abstraction.

[dijit]

Carrie Underwood has her own line of deviled ham? Talk about branching out. I think she's tapped a market even Gene Simmons hasn't.

Who's this Carrie Underwood guy?