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Redbaron
12-09-2008, 10:25 AM
This is directed at Icehog, because its his area of expertise, but hopefully everyone gets a laugh out of it...

My wifes friend comes down for the weekend, to do some shopping etc. This friend is very, very heavy on top, I mean it looks like a dead heat in a zepplin race and she is a thin girl. (pause for mental picture)

She is telling me about whats new, her house, car etc. She proceeds to tell me about her new puppy, a Jack Russell/Pug mix, she says they're referred to as.... wait for it.... almost there.... JUGS!!!!! :r

I think blew a funny fuse, I have not been able to laugh at anything for the last few days.
fissure
12-09-2008, 10:35 AM
Pics, where are the pics?:ss:ss Of the dog of course:D
Redbaron
12-09-2008, 10:36 AM
Pics, where are the pics?:ss:ss Of the dog of course:D

After she finished telling story, I just went up to my room and sat in the corner.

Redwings4lyfe!!:ih
Seanohue
12-09-2008, 11:13 AM
:r:r:r:r Did Ann share your sentiments :D

Flew a funny fuse eh? I dunno, posting a guy with an ass for a face as a lost child on a milk carton and having their parents come to find him who actually do have asses for faces may be funnier :D
DrDubzz
12-09-2008, 11:19 AM
:r :r :r

oh man... you can't make that stuff up
icehog3
12-09-2008, 01:16 PM
Are you saying I am an expert on dogs, Chris? ;) :r
VirtualSmitty
12-09-2008, 01:18 PM
After she finished telling story, I just went up to my room and sat in the corner.



Well, at least you didn't do this (http://www.hulu.com/watch/47604/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-j-in-my-pants) :D (NSFW Clickie) ;)
theycallmedan'lboone
12-09-2008, 04:05 PM
this thread is worthless without pics.
BigFrank
12-09-2008, 04:09 PM
Well, at least you didn't do this (http://www.hulu.com/watch/47604/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-j-in-my-pants) :D (NSFW Clickie) ;)
holy crap that is hilarious!!! :r
VirtualSmitty
12-09-2008, 04:17 PM
holy crap that is hilarious!!! :r

Yea, def one of the better SNL skits in some time :ss

maybe, just maybe i'll get a chuckle out of Chris
Mugen910
12-09-2008, 04:23 PM
I couldn't stop laughing when I saw it on tv...
Redbaron
12-09-2008, 04:24 PM
That skit is ok, not really my kinda humor.
icehog3
12-09-2008, 05:34 PM
I can't link at work, is it the "J___ in my Pants"? If so, that was the best thing on SNL since "D#ck in a Box" and "Lazy Sunday".
VirtualSmitty
12-09-2008, 05:56 PM
I can't link at work, is it the "J___ in my Pants"? If so, that was the best thing on SNL since "D#ck in a Box" and "Lazy Sunday".

Yep, sure is. Someone needs to help Chris become a little less serious :pn