Cigars And Penthouse Pet Of The Month [Archive]

ColdCuts

11-16-2012, 01:09 AM

I was browsing eB*y for "leather cigar case." Among the results was an auction for this curiosity from 2002: A cigar, sealed inside a glass tube, along with a nude pic of a Penthouse Pet! Of the cigar itself, the description says little besides it was made by Altadis. Has anyone smoked, or even seen one of these?

I really only post about it because after a little thought it occurred to me that, actually, cigars and p*rn are a perfect paring, at least nowadays. Why? Because it's getting to be the only place you can enjoy either one is locked away in the privacy of your own bathroom!
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iaMkcK

11-16-2012, 02:44 AM

So the real question is.. Did you buy it?

papichulo

11-16-2012, 03:39 AM

Any pics? Dave and Jarrett, both of your avitars look similar; well at least the person in the photos... amazing.

iaMkcK

11-16-2012, 04:28 AM

I've never been compared to Wolverine. Quite the interesting comparison, to say the least.. Hahahaha

ColdCuts

11-16-2012, 10:23 AM

So the real question is.. Did you buy it?
Sure didn't. It can still be yours. Buy It Now price is $49.99.

any pics?

Not sure why I took the time to do this. Here ya go. Click image for larger version...

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Robulous78

11-16-2012, 10:41 AM

Interesting... I like the case but the cigar looks a bit questionable...

As for the cigars & p*rn pairing, I believe it was all started by some guy on MTV's TrueLife: I'm Addicted to p*rn, who was addicted to jacking it while smoking cigars... I think there is a funny youtube vid of it somewhere...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz4KMrgLtUQ

Thats the guy, Although he doesn't say it in the clip, he said in the episode he likes to spark up big old churchills and fondle himself... Maybe that is where all this spawned from?

Tio Gato

11-16-2012, 11:04 AM

Those Penthouse cigars are pretty bad. The case looks nice, but it may smell like the cigar. And yes, there is a nice pic of a lady in there. But you can see that for free on the internet.;)

VersionX

11-16-2012, 02:04 PM

Interesting... I like the case but the cigar looks a bit questionable...

As for the cigars & p*rn pairing, I believe it was all started by some guy on MTV's TrueLife: I'm Addicted to p*rn, who was addicted to jacking it while smoking cigars... I think there is a funny youtube vid of it somewhere...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz4KMrgLtUQ

Thats the guy, Although he doesn't say it in the clip, he said in the episode he likes to spark up big old churchills and fondle himself... Maybe that is where all this spawned from?

Jesus, Churchills? How many...sessions do you think the guy got through in one of those?

Robulous78

11-16-2012, 02:08 PM

Jesus, Churchills? How many...sessions do you think the guy got through in one of those?

Well, also not in the clip, but in the episode I believe he said he had 30 or more "sessions" a day...

ColdCuts

11-16-2012, 02:47 PM

:eek: Well, this thread has taken a turn.

icehog3

11-16-2012, 03:06 PM

Yup, a dead end one. Hope nobody clicks the link at work. I won't be clicking it anywhere. :2

ColdCuts

11-16-2012, 03:51 PM

This is my fault. I should have seen this coming when I started the thread. We can close this as far as I'm concerned. Sorry, fellas.

theonlybear4CORT

11-16-2012, 04:45 PM

Wow.

Starscream

11-16-2012, 04:52 PM

WTF?
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Mr.Maduro

11-16-2012, 05:30 PM

This is my fault. I should have seen this coming when I started the thread. We can close this as far as I'm concerned. Sorry, fellas.

Wow!! Long time no see Dave. How've you been?

T.G

11-16-2012, 05:35 PM

Interesting... I like the case but the cigar looks a bit questionable...

As for the cigars & p*rn pairing, I believe it was all started by some guy on MTV's TrueLife: I'm Addicted to p*rn, who was addicted to jacking it while smoking cigars... I think there is a funny youtube vid of it somewhere...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sz4KMrgLtUQ

Thats the guy, Although he doesn't say it in the clip, he said in the episode he likes to spark up big old churchills and fondle himself... Maybe that is where all this spawned from?

Yes, how logical. An MTV show from 2009 somehow influenced a cigar from 2002.

BRILLIANT!

:td for your logic, or lack thereof, and another :td for the link.

This is my fault. I should have seen this coming when I started the thread. We can close this as far as I'm concerned. Sorry, fellas.

Nah, you're cool Dave, you meant well, you weren't the one to drag this thread down into sophomoric-ville.

ColdCuts

11-16-2012, 05:57 PM

Wow!! Long time no see Dave. How've you been?

:D Well, this thread has taken another turn!

Patrick! You ol' so an' so! I'm alright. How YOU been?! :noon

ColdCuts

11-16-2012, 06:13 PM

Nah, you're cool Dave, you meant well, you weren't the one to drag this thread down into sophomoric-ville.
Thanks, Adam. True, I didn't mean for it to go quite like that. But the topic is just too rife with bad potential. So, my bad.

T.G

11-16-2012, 06:33 PM

Thanks, Adam. True, I didn't mean for it to go quite like that. But the topic is just too rife with bad potential. So, my bad.

Nah, it's like the Bevis and Butthead skit where they are laughing at the sportscaster mentioning Dick Butkus. "Heh Heh, Butkus. He said Butt-Kiss." Can't blame yourself for the actions of others.

These were real cigars, I remember seeing them, I just never tried one. I can't see how you asking about the cigar is in any way, a bad thing.

Robulous78

11-16-2012, 06:55 PM

I'm sorry I didn't mean to take this thread in any particular direction... There was a question posted as to the genesis of the "pairing" and I gave my best idea as to where it started... I will post no more on this thread... Sorry for any disturbance...

Also I did not know the date of the cigar or of the episode when I wrote my reply... Sorry T.G....

T.G

11-16-2012, 09:47 PM

I'm sorry I didn't mean to take this thread in any particular direction... There was a question posted as to the genesis of the "pairing" and I gave my best idea as to where it started... I will post no more on this thread... Sorry for any disturbance...

Also I did not know the date of the cigar or of the episode when I wrote my reply... Sorry T.G....

Gee, if only the dates weren't actually mentioned in the OP

Among the results was an auction for this curiosity from 2002: A cigar, sealed inside a glass tube, along with a nude pic of a Penthouse Pet!

and on every youtube video, including the one you posted,

Uploaded by NDpac (http://www.youtube.com/user/NDpac) on Jul 28, 2009
Oh, bummer, they were mentioned.

Shucky darn. That reading stuff, it's hard.