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LostAbbott
11-05-2012, 01:00 PM
I am as well. From now on I only smoke 140+rg sticks. It is the only way to taste an entire tobacco plant, and not just a few leaves.

https://www.bazukas.com/proddetail.php?prod=5

iaMkcK
11-05-2012, 01:02 PM
Hmm. Well, at least we now can get Eggs that don't taper, so the diameter remains all the way through.

Ogre
11-05-2012, 01:18 PM
Think you would get tired before finishing it.

363
11-05-2012, 01:18 PM
and for only 20$ why not load a cooler full!

CigarNut
11-05-2012, 01:19 PM
I bet it has a heck of a nicotine hit... :rolleyes:

T.G
11-05-2012, 01:22 PM
I'm only buying it if it comes in digital camo and is packed in a bazooka shell casing tubos.

Catfish
11-05-2012, 01:26 PM
There are Monica Lewinsky jokes floating around this one somewhere...

T.G
11-05-2012, 01:28 PM
There are Monica Lewinsky jokes floating around this one somewhere...

Depends where you look, not many near the foot, they all seem to be floating around the head. :rd

Ogre
11-05-2012, 01:36 PM
Give it to MAC, he will smoke anything!!!!!

Blak Smyth
11-05-2012, 01:39 PM
Give it to MAC, he will smoke anything!!!!!

Larry, you could get drunk and lean against one of these! :r

T.G
11-05-2012, 01:46 PM
Give it to MAC, he will smoke anything!!!!!


Can you imagine the review?

1st 1/3: Jaw hurt.
2nd 1/3: Yaw huurt
final 1/3: ya hurrrr

jluck
11-05-2012, 01:57 PM
and for only 20$ why not load a cooler full!

How many would you need to fill a cooler?, 3 or 4....
:D

pnoon
11-05-2012, 02:07 PM
Can you imagine the review?

1st 1/3: Jaw hurt.
2nd 1/3: Yaw huurt
final 1/3: ya hurrrr

Now that is damn funny!

Catfish
11-05-2012, 02:18 PM
Now that is damn funny!

QFT :lr

TJarv
11-05-2012, 03:07 PM
Larry I'll buy it for you if you promise to take pictures of you smoking it and send them to someone who is handy with photoshop

LostAbbott
11-05-2012, 04:27 PM
I was wondering how many lighters you would need to even get the foot going? Three, four, maybe one tank of a table top???

Sumatra Samurai
11-05-2012, 04:41 PM
This is actually tempting just for novelty, come on!

Robulous78
11-05-2012, 06:31 PM
From the website
EL Monstruo
(single)

This massive 140+ Ring Gauge Bazuka is so enormous that we make it by special order ONLY in very limited quantities.

Because there is only so much tobacco in the world...

This is an extremely rare size

No chit?

and there is nothing like it of this quality anywhere in the world.

Quality to be determined

The gargantuan Monstruo is a great smoking cigar

If you enjoy lockjaw...

with an easy draw

I'll leave that to others to make fun of...

that produces a medium bodied smoke

If your Godzilla...

with an incredibly rich

Imagine that...

warm

For the dirtier minds...

and earthy.

If you mean both this cigar and the earth have gravitational pull...

Price: $20.00

The best joke of all... :D

Remo
11-05-2012, 07:17 PM
I would say a candidate for the Shack Punishment PP!

omowasu
11-05-2012, 08:48 PM
To make matters worse, they cant seem to properly spell "bazooka". That smoke looks plain disgusting - it looks like it was rolled by San Quentin inmates... :r

T.G
11-05-2012, 08:54 PM
To make matters worse, they cant seem to properly spell "bazooka".


Bazooka is trademarked by Topps Corp., these guys didn't have a choice but to misspell it, or, pick an entirely different company name.

Robulous78
11-05-2012, 09:04 PM
To make matters worse, they cant seem to properly spell "bazooka". That smoke looks plain disgusting - it looks like it was rolled by San Quentin inmates... :r

:tpd:

:r

T.G
11-05-2012, 10:04 PM
Wow. Didn't realize that so many people here had such intimate familiarity with a PMITA prison like San Quentin. Not that there's anything wrong with that...