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Steve
11-05-2012, 06:46 AM
This guy decides to go ice fishing. He collects his gear, goes out onto the ice, pulls out an auger and starts drilling.

LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "There are no fish there."

So the guy goes to another spot and starts to drill.

LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "There's no fish there, either."

Undaunted, the guy tries a third spot.

LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "Nope. Not there either."

The guy is getting a little nervous. He looks up and calls out: "Are you God?

LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "No. I'm the arena manager."

Ogre
11-05-2012, 07:33 AM
Did you ever get any fish Steve???

Steve
11-05-2012, 07:40 AM
Naw...they weren't bitin' ;)

Remo
11-05-2012, 07:54 AM
Wow, that was bad :r

Ogre
11-05-2012, 08:20 AM
Wow, that was bad :r

You expect anything different from STEVE?????:r

kelmac07
11-05-2012, 08:26 AM
:r :r

Dave128
11-05-2012, 09:21 AM
I can picture Tom as the voice from above! :r

Ogre
11-05-2012, 09:43 AM
I can picture Tom as the voice from above! :r

Now that makes the joke funny!!!:r:r

cmitch
11-05-2012, 03:02 PM
Wanna know how to catch a polar bear?

Polar Bears like fish, soooo, cut a hole in the ice, catch a fish. Lay the fish by the hole. When the polar bear comes up to get the fish, kick him in the icehole!

Ogre
11-05-2012, 03:16 PM
Wanna know how to catch a polar bear?

Polar Bears like fish, soooo, cut a hole in the ice, catch a fish. Lay the fish by the hole. When the polar bear comes up to get the fish, kick him in the icehole!

Mods, change Claytons user name to STEVE JR.:sh

Steve
11-06-2012, 09:21 AM
:r:r

Fuzzy
11-07-2012, 05:34 AM
Being a true Florida Cracker, ice fishing was something I wanted to learn about.

I found the perfect bait!

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll245/bfuzb/Derelictable/Icebait.jpg

Steve
11-07-2012, 06:59 AM
Being a true Florida Cracker, ice fishing was something I wanted to learn about.

I found the perfect bait!

http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll245/bfuzb/Derelictable/Icebait.jpg

Awesome!

Bluetick
11-07-2012, 10:24 AM
I was waiting for the voice to say.

Hey buddy! this is a sewer lagoon!!