View Full Version : Gonna go Ice Fishing this year...
Steve
11-05-2012, 06:46 AM
This guy decides to go ice fishing. He collects his gear, goes out onto the ice, pulls out an auger and starts drilling.
LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "There are no fish there."
So the guy goes to another spot and starts to drill.
LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "There's no fish there, either."
Undaunted, the guy tries a third spot.
LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "Nope. Not there either."
The guy is getting a little nervous. He looks up and calls out: "Are you God?
LOUD VOICE FROM ABOVE: "No. I'm the arena manager."
Did you ever get any fish Steve???
Steve
11-05-2012, 07:40 AM
Naw...they weren't bitin' ;)
Wow, that was bad :r
You expect anything different from STEVE?????:r
kelmac07
11-05-2012, 08:26 AM
:r :r
Dave128
11-05-2012, 09:21 AM
I can picture Tom as the voice from above! :r
I can picture Tom as the voice from above! :r
Now that makes the joke funny!!!:r:r
cmitch
11-05-2012, 03:02 PM
Wanna know how to catch a polar bear?
Polar Bears like fish, soooo, cut a hole in the ice, catch a fish. Lay the fish by the hole. When the polar bear comes up to get the fish, kick him in the icehole!
Wanna know how to catch a polar bear?
Polar Bears like fish, soooo, cut a hole in the ice, catch a fish. Lay the fish by the hole. When the polar bear comes up to get the fish, kick him in the icehole!
Mods, change Claytons user name to STEVE JR.:sh
Steve
11-06-2012, 09:21 AM
:r:r
Fuzzy
11-07-2012, 05:34 AM
Being a true Florida Cracker, ice fishing was something I wanted to learn about.
I found the perfect bait!
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll245/bfuzb/Derelictable/Icebait.jpg
Steve
11-07-2012, 06:59 AM
Being a true Florida Cracker, ice fishing was something I wanted to learn about.
I found the perfect bait!
http://i290.photobucket.com/albums/ll245/bfuzb/Derelictable/Icebait.jpg
Awesome!
Bluetick
11-07-2012, 10:24 AM
I was waiting for the voice to say.
Hey buddy! this is a sewer lagoon!!
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