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shilala
10-31-2012, 01:51 PM
I just take the Snickers and Butterfingers. After I clean out the Almond Joys. :D
LasciviousXXX
10-31-2012, 01:53 PM
I steal other people's kid's Halloween candy :tu
markem
10-31-2012, 01:54 PM
I'll be candy shopping for myself tomorrow at Costco.
kelmac07
10-31-2012, 01:55 PM
Only the Milk Duds. :D
hammondc
10-31-2012, 01:56 PM
Blowpops, Sweet tarts, Reeses Cups, airheads, flavored tootsie rolls.
363
10-31-2012, 01:56 PM
I just take the Snickers and Butterfingers. After I clean out the Almond Joys. :D

+1
Blak Smyth
10-31-2012, 01:57 PM
I resort to stealing other people's keed's candy since I have no keeds of my own.
jjirons69
10-31-2012, 02:00 PM
There are hidden rewards to having kids - this is one of them.

They fetch candy - you eat candy.
cjhalbrooks
10-31-2012, 02:02 PM
Well i give one too the neighborhood kids and i keep two for me. Then I have too check all my kids candy... Those snickers may have bad stuff them.
Ogre
10-31-2012, 02:19 PM
No kids at home for us, so nothing to steal. I used to give out candy, but the kids in the neighbor got older and there were no costumes. Guess whatever I buy is just for me!!!!
CigarNut
10-31-2012, 02:35 PM
No trick-or-treating age kids at home any more, so no stealing.

I do take a few from the bowl we use to hand out candy :)
icehog3
10-31-2012, 02:51 PM
I steal other people's kid's Halloween candy :tu

This. Then, I kill them.
E.J.
10-31-2012, 02:57 PM
I have never had a sweet tooth, just don't care for candy. I take what we have leftover from handing out, to work. What doesn't get sniped by co-workers, goes bad.

My wife steals the kids candy though....;)
pektel
10-31-2012, 03:16 PM
I eat the sour candy, because my kids don't like it.

It would be an ENTIRELY different story if people only handed out beef jerky.
aich75013
10-31-2012, 03:45 PM
My kids don't care for the best ones.
So I take them off of their hands.
MurphysLaw
10-31-2012, 04:06 PM
This. Then, I kill them.

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/250x250/29328017.jpg

Looking forward for my son to be born, so I can raid his Halloween candy in the future.
sevans105
10-31-2012, 04:08 PM
http://i894.photobucket.com/albums/ac146/sevans105/1351720737050.jpg

Stolen mini snickers always taste better.
Thrak
10-31-2012, 04:28 PM
I like the Reeses cups

Hoping for a good haul from the kids :D
Dave128
10-31-2012, 05:34 PM
If I had kids, I'd steal their candy!
68TriShield
10-31-2012, 05:42 PM
Nope.Then again trick or treating in this neighborhood is a b!tch so we only get a few kids coming through.
Meaning there is a ton left over... :)
Ashcan Bill
10-31-2012, 05:52 PM
My mom lifted candy from my stash when I was a kid. She always took the good stuff.

Good thing we were quick and ran from house to house. We brought home amazing quantities.

Ah, burb life in the fifties.

:ss
jluck
10-31-2012, 05:54 PM
Yep, Its a service prepping them for life. :D

Its just like the IRS.
never_enough
10-31-2012, 05:55 PM
Bought about 10 pounds of candy last week to hand out. Probably down to 8. I couldn't help myself :r

Trick or treat was postponed to Saturday here. Might need to take advantage of the sales before then.
icehog3
10-31-2012, 06:01 PM
In my truck, I have 7 peanut butter cups, 6 Kit Kats, a couple Heath bars, and 4 dead bodies.
cjhalbrooks
10-31-2012, 06:04 PM
In my truck, I have 7 peanut butter cups, 6 Kit Kats, a couple Heath bars, and 4 dead bodies.

So you traded your van in for the truck lol
icehog3
10-31-2012, 06:05 PM
So you traded your van in for the truck lol

I drive my truck. I live in my van, down by the river.
N2 GOLD
10-31-2012, 06:07 PM
I only pick out the Reese's Peanut Butter Cups... :ss
longknocker
10-31-2012, 07:27 PM
I like the Reeses cups

Hoping for a good haul from the kids :D

:tu I Just Buy Reese's For Myself!:r
Catfish
10-31-2012, 07:36 PM
Snickers, M&M's, Baby Ruths, 100 Grand, Crunch's... Oh, yeah. :hy I did your make-up, little man. Now pay the piper. :banger
ChicagoWhiteSox
10-31-2012, 07:47 PM
In my truck, I have 7 peanut butter cups, 6 Kit Kats, a couple Heath bars, and 4 dead bodies.

pics or it didn't happen
MajorCaptSilly
10-31-2012, 08:41 PM
Since my kids are grown, I just steal kids.

MCS
GTsetGO
10-31-2012, 08:42 PM
my son is only 8 months old, so i will be taking all of his loot.
cobra03
10-31-2012, 08:46 PM
In my truck, I have 7 peanut butter cups, 6 Kit Kats, a couple Heath bars, and 4 dead bodies.

pics or it didn't happen

Yeah i dont believe you have 7 peanut butter cups in there.
Malakai
10-31-2012, 09:04 PM
No kids so no stealing their candy. Had to go buy my own.
icehog3
11-01-2012, 12:20 AM
pics or it didn't happen

I may be homicidal, but I'm not crazy.
iaMkcK
11-01-2012, 05:24 AM
I steal other people's kid's Halloween candy :tu

Quoted For Truth. I have no kids to speak of, get it where I can get it :-D
IBQTEE1
11-01-2012, 08:53 AM
I go to my friend's house and steal their kids candy.
jjirons69
11-01-2012, 10:33 AM
pics or it didn't happen

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/108/541/freecandy.jpg
ashtonlady
11-01-2012, 10:39 AM
My son steals my left over candy. But he is 22 years old. :)
CigarNut
11-01-2012, 10:44 AM
My son came home from college last night -- just popped in -- and stole all the candy we had for the trick-or-treaters... (actually my wife sort of gave it too him because she was eating too much of it :rolleyes:)
357
11-01-2012, 11:54 AM
It's not stealing. I'm financially and legally responsible for my kids, then their property (see candy) also belongs to me. :D
sevans105
11-01-2012, 12:45 PM
It's not stealing. I'm financially and legally responsible for my kids, then their property (see candy) also belongs to me. :D

NICE...very good point. I have to pay taxes on my son's paper route. He can give me all the snickers and almond joys. Fair is fair.

:tu