How do you Prepare your Cigar?

[Robulous78]

Evening Everyone,

Since my last poll had already been done (forgive me Admins), I thought I'd go ahead and let you guys have at my topic for tomorrow...

How do you prepare your cigar?

As Always, Thanks for your input guys... And Admins, Thanks for dealing with my newb ideas...

Rob

[icehog3]

First I tell it to sit down. Then I break the news.

[Ogre]

Take it to dinner and a nice bottle of wine!!!

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

Sawzall

[kelmac07]

I always feel the courtesy "reach around" is the best method.

[Robulous78]

First I tell it to sit down. Then I break the news.

:r

Well at least this one hasn't been done before... :tu

[TJarv]

Drinks

[EricF]

I always feel the courtesy "reach around" is the best method.

You would!!! :lr

[Scottw]

Shaken not stirred

[Robulous78]

I always feel the courtesy "reach around" is the best method.

LoL, Nice Mac...

[markem]

"This may hurt a bit"

[Robulous78]

Comments are great, Votes are better... :tu

[Scottw]

None of our methods are up there

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

Comments are great, Votes are better... :tu

Sawzall isn't an option:sh

[T.G]

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http://blog.politicalnonsense.com/images/posts/usb_pole-dancer.jpg

[Remo]

I punch it, then light it on fire.....kind of like a whodunnit :sh

[Ashcan Bill]

I don't soft peddle it. I tell it up front "this is going to hurt you a lot more than it'll hurt me".

[Robulous78]

http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/28031790.jpg









http://blog.politicalnonsense.com/images/posts/usb_pole-dancer.jpg

Thanks for the laugh T.G.

[Robulous78]

None of our methods are up there

If your referring to the jokes bring them on... :su

If your referring to actually cigar preparation methods, please add them below...

[joeobx]

I sneak up on em

[icehog3]

Bump

[icehog3]

Comments are great, Votes are better... :tu

What can we win?

[icehog3]

Bump.

[Robulous78]

I'll have to look into how I can turn this into a contest in the future Tom, Also idk if I can actually do that seeing how I have not been "chosen" to have full access to the forums yet... you tell me?

[TJarv]

I'll have to look into how I can turn this into a contest in the future Tom, Also idk if I can actually do that seeing how I have not been "chosen" to have full access to the forums yet... you tell me?

You could start a poll on how to move forward with a contest on this poll

Bumpity

[Robulous78]

You could start a poll on how to move forward with a contest on this poll

Bumpity

LoL Thanks TJarv, Yes as you all well know I like posting polls for people to vote on... And as I have read, to get full access to the forums you need a mixture of time and participation, So since I can't control time (my machine broke down) I guess I'll have to keep posting polls to work on my participation... :tu

Unless that is, the Admins would rather me stop posting polls, in which case I'll have to start posting you-tube videos of pretty pink bunny rabbits... lol :r

[icehog3]

I'm going to the ToE....perhaps early access in return for a non-poll agreement. :lr

[Robulous78]

I'm going to the ToE....perhaps early access in return for a non-poll agreement. :lr

It would be greatly appreciated Tom, I promise I will be far less annoying when I have more to look at... :tu

[T.G]

LoL Thanks TJarv, Yes as you all well know I like posting polls for people to vote on... And as I have read, to get full access to the forums you need a mixture of time and participation, So since I can't control time (my machine broke down) I guess I'll have to keep posting polls to work on my participation... :tu


I can't speak for the criteria set by the TOE, but generally speaking, quality tends to get you further than quantity. :2

[Robulous78]

I can't speak for the criteria set by the TOE, but generally speaking, quality tends to get you further than quantity. :2

Very True T.G. but I must say I feel my logic is sound, what better way then to work on participation then to create polls that allow people to participate?

[cricky101]

I'm going to the ToE....perhaps early access in return for a non-poll agreement. :lr

So you're going to poll the ToE? :D

[pnoon]

I can't speak for the criteria set by the TOE, but generally speaking, quality tends to get you further than quantity. :2

I agree.
The criteria was put in place to minimize people deliberately trying to gain access.

My advice, Rob, is to relax and be yourself. Trying to rush things doesn't help. Be patient and doors will open soon enough.

[smitty81]

So you're going to poll the ToE? :D

:lr

[pnoon]

Very True T.G. but I must say I feel my logic is sound, what better way then to work on participation then to create polls that allow people to participate?

I disagree. Putting up a poll on anything you can think of to try and accelerate your access to additional forums is not what we had in mind.
:2

[T.G]

Very True T.G. but I must say I feel my logic is sound, what better way then to work on participation then to create polls that allow people to participate?


A poo flinging monkey with thousands of decorated walls to it's credit ain't getting that acceptance letter into art school, even if it thinks it's Jackson Pollock reincarnate...


Rob, it's ok not to post sometimes.

[Robulous78]

Thanks Peter,
Honestly the participation requirement was an afterthought, As I am sure Peter can tell everyone, I am just inquisitive, sometimes overly inquisitive, and it is meant as nothing but a newb in the search for knowledge, or in the case of my polls, opinion...

I am going to heed Peter's advice, I will not post my next poll topic till next week... My very last wish is to be an annoyance... I just thought posting a poll would be a good way to show I am an frequently active member that cares what others think on here, and that by giving others something to participate in, they might get to know me better and sooner then if I was a year long member with only a few posts...

Thanks Tom / Peter & The rest of the ToE, I assure you, whenever I am chosen, I will make the most of it...

Rob

[pnoon]

Thanks Peter,
Honestly the participation requirement was an afterthought, As I am sure Peter can tell everyone, I am just inquisitive, sometimes overly inquisitive, and it is meant as nothing but a newb in the search for knowledge, or in the case of my polls, opinion...

I am going to heed Peter's advice, I will not post my next poll topic till next week... My very last wish is to be an annoyance... I just thought posting a poll would be a good way to show I am an frequently active member that cares what others think on here, and that by giving others something to participate in, they might get to know me better and sooner then if I was a year long member with only a few posts...

Thanks Tom / Peter & The rest of the ToE, I assure you, whenever I am chosen, I will make the most of it...

Rob

:tu

In the search for knowledge, I will quote what many have said here.
"Read more. Post less."

[Big Bert]

In the words of the "cigar genius" I first caress the cigar then I taste the cigar, then I spank the cigar... soft at first then really rough it and give it a beating .... Because it likes it ...it likes it a lot. :D

Of course different cigars like to be treated to dinner before the punishment but you learn about them after a bit of conversation. :r :r

Joking!!! seriously who has the time for foreplay? I just walk up to them tell the one that caught my eye .....(you are coming with me) and with a swift and decisive cut from my palio I take the sucka and light it up to a beautiful cloud of smoke and a powdery lump of ashes... and once I'm done with it its on to the next ......

Yeah I'm a player,

don't hate the player hate the game :D

[N2 GOLD]

I punch fast like NINJA!!! :ss

[mahtofire14]

Haven't found anything that cuts better then a Palio!

[Brlesq]

Lately I am finding the V-cutter to be my go-to preference.

[68TriShield]

1)Dry box-87 days 3 hours
2)freeze-14 days
3)wet wrapper then dry box again exactly one month
4)humidify two weeks
5)dry box again two days
6)enjoy cigar


ps-I didn't see this choice in the poll.

[BLKSVT]

Awesome forum! I'm gonna take one of my cigars on a date! I feel like a girl would on prom night though...nervous but anxious.....anticipating the next move.....hope this cigar don't mind riding in a lifted truck with some hank jr blearing out the speakers! Maybe I'll sneak down a dirt road and fire her up there!!!!:noon

[czerbe]

;sI like the good old "Monica Lewinsky" but thats just me

[N2 GOLD]

;sI like the good old "Monica Lewinsky" but thats just me

in some cases that might be your best option... :r :r

[ucla695]

Palio. If I can't find it then I break out a Samurai sword.

[pektel]

Palio. If I can't find it then I break out a Samurai sword.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/Elvislover01/Elvislover04/Samurai-belushi-1.jpg

[Robulous78]

I'm wondering if anyone has any experience with the shuriken Cutter? like/dislike?

[pnoon]

I'm wondering if anyone has any experience with the shuriken Cutter? like/dislike?

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/search.php?searchid=6460559

[Stephen]

I slice like a ninja, cut like a razor blade. So fast, in fact, other DJ's say, "damn!"
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/34008259/Vanilla+Ice+Vanilla.jpg

[icehog3]

I'm wondering if anyone has any experience with the shuriken Cutter? like/dislike?

Yup...they suck. :2