The Fox that bombed himself

[ahc4353]

More of a true story than a joke but I found it funny as hell so I put it here.


A Fox from the North was gonna bomb a BOTL South of him. Problem is, he sent the bomb to his own friggen den!

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Man, that's just funny!

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Makes me laugh every time I think of night he told me the story.

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[SilverFox]

If you see a mushroom cloud in the New Jersey vicinity please ignore.

It is just a simple Fox incinerating an AssHat

Carry on

[shvictor]

:r:r:r:r:r

[tobii3]

CLEANUP ON AISLE 9!!!

My monitor is now soaked with coffee......:r:r:r

[Don Fernando]

Al, you are making us curious, tell us exactly what happened?

[Mugen910]

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[ahc4353]

Al, you are making us curious, tell us exactly what happened?

It's just that simple and that's the beauty of it. He wanted to bomb a guy but he told the shipper to send it to his own address! http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii201/ahc4353/thLaughing_RoflSmileyLJ.gifSo, he friggin bombed himself! http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii201/ahc4353/thLaughing_RoflSmileyLJ.gifDon't know how else I can say it!http://i265.photobucket.com/albums/ii201/ahc4353/thLaughing_RoflSmileyLJ.gif

[JE3146]

:r :r

[elderboy02]

:r Funniest thing I have read all day. Darn FOG's. :r

[Don Fernando]

That isn't something I expect from Fox. From you on the other hand Al .......

[dunng]

That's a good one! :ss

Now get Al!
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[ahc4353]

That isn't something I expect from Fox. From you on the other hand Al .......

That's exactly why I find it hysterical. The big bad bomber kicked his own a$$!

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[Don Fernando]

Fox, if you need help to kick Al's ass, let me know.

[Cigarcop]

At least show us pics of what you sent yourself!!!!

[dccraft]

You guys just crack me up !! :r:r:r

[TripleF]

At least show us pics of what you sent yourself!!!!



Dude, that is freakin' hilarious......come on FOX, where's the pics?

:r :r :r :r :r :r

[Genetic Defect]

couldn't of happened to a more deserving :r

[MikeyC]

:r :r :r

Canadians are so dumb!! :r :r :r

:r :r :r

[Gargoyle]

Reminds me of this classic "urban legend" Darwin Award:

The Dog and the Jeep http://www.darwinawards.com/i/bubbles1c.gif
1999 Urban Legendhttp://www.darwinawards.com/i/art/zeebarf/lighter.jpg (http://www.darwinawards.com/art/zeebarf/) Classic Urban Legend
A fellow from Michigan buys himself a brand-new $30,000 Jeep Grand Cherokee for Christmas. He goes down to his favorite bar and celebrates by tossing down a few too many brews with his buddies. In one of those male-bonding rituals, five of them decide to take his new vehicle for a test drive on a duck hunting expedition. They load up the Jeep with the dog, the guns, the decoys, and the beer, and head out to a nearby lake.
Now, it's the dead of winter, and of course the lake is frozen, so they need to make a hole in the ice to create a natural landing area for the ducks and decoys. It is common practice in Michigan to drive your vehicle out onto the frozen lake, and it is also common (if slightly illegal) to make a hole in the ice using dynamite. Our fellows have nothing to worry about on that score, because one member of the party works for a construction team, and happens to have brought some dynamite along. The stick has a short 20-second fuse.
The group is ready for some action. They're all set up. Their shotguns are loaded with duck pellets, and they have beer, warm clothes and a hunting dog. Still chugging down a seemingly bottomless supply of six-packs, the group considers how to safely dynamite a hole through the ice. One of these rocket scientists points out that the dynamite should explode at a location far from where they are standing. Another notes the risk of slipping on the ice when running away from a burning fuse. So they eventually settle on a plan to light the fuse and throw the dynamite out onto the ice.
There is a bit of contention over who has the best throwing arm, and eventually the owner of the Jeep wins that honor. Once that question is settled, he walks about 20 feet further out onto the ice and holds the stick of dynamite at the ready while one of his companions lights the fuse with a Zippo. As soon as he hears the fuse sizzle, he hurls it across the ice at a great velocity and runs in the other direction.
Unfortunately, a member of another species spots his master's arm motions and comes to an instinctive decision. Remember a couple of paragraphs back when I mentioned the vehicle, the beer, the guns and the dog? Yes, the dog: a trained Black Labrador, born and bred for retrieving, especially things thrown by his owner. As soon as the stick leaves his hand, the dog sprints across the ice, hell-bent on wrapping his jaws around the enticing stick-shaped object.
Five frantic fellows immediately begin hollering at the dog, trying to get him to stop chasing the dynamite. Their cries fall on deaf ears. Before you know it, the retriever is headed back to his owner, proudly carrying the stick of dynamite with the burning 20-second fuse. The group continues to yell and wave their arms while the happy dog trots towards them. In a desperate act, its master grabs his shotgun and fires at his own dog.
The gun is loaded with duck shot, and confuses the dog more than it hurts him. Bewildered, he continues towards his master, who shoots at man's best friend again. Finally comprehending that his owner has become insane, the dog runs for cover with his tail between his legs. And the nearest cover is right under the brand-new Jeep Grand Cherokee.
Boom! The dog and the Jeep are blown to bits, and sink to the bottom of the lake, leaving a large ice hole in their wake. The stranded men stand staring at the water with stupid looks on their faces, and the owner of the Jeep is left to explain the misadventure to his insurance company. Needless to say, they determined that sinking a vehicle in a lake by illegal use of explosives is not covered under their policy, and the owner is still making $400 monthly payments on his brand-new Jeep at the bottom of the lake.

[Genetic Defect]

If you see a mushroom cloud in the New Jersey vicinity please ignore.

It is just a simple Fox incinerating an AssHat

Carry on

Are you sure you have the right address,:lv

[spincycle]

Dude, that is freakin' hilarious......come on FOX, where's the pics?

:r:r:r:r

[awsmith4]

:r:r:r

That is just too funny!

[ahc4353]

If you see a mushroom cloud in the New Jersey vicinity please ignore.

It is just a simple Fox incinerating an AssHat

Carry on

Hey hey now! Take it easy Hairball!! I did not mention anyone by name. It was a story about A Fox. Did I say Silverfox? Nooooooooo.

You have anger issues. :D

[Genetic Defect]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDCbIhTa_w

[ahc4353]

Great link Perry! :D

[massphatness]

A Fox from the North was gonna bomb a BOTL South of him. Problem is, he sent the bomb to his own friggen den!

Priceless -- is Shawn going to post up in the bomb forum?

[Genetic Defect]

Great link Perry! :D

Thank you Al :D

[schnell987]

:r:r:r:r:r If its possible to have a sticky in the Jokes thread, this would have to be it!

[Starscream]

I hear he's in the running to win a contest b/c of this story!

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?p=108807#post108807

[MikeyC]

I guess you could say the fox was chasing his own tale. :D

[cort]

:r:r:rCLASSIC:r:r:r

[SilverFox]

Great link Perry! :D


Give the lads credit

30 years later and they can still pull it off. I happen to like Sweet, you got a problem with that Old Man :fl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wM06PxbBUGY&feature=related

:bx:bx

[dabigdog]

LMAO!!!!! Biggest laugh I've had in weeks !! LOL!

[ahc4353]

Hey Fox, IF it was you (and I'm not sayin it was), maybe you should change your tag line to read, "Bombing MYSELF Thru Life".

:D

[adampc22]

fox u bombed your self mate ? lolololololol

[Conch Republican]

Wow - good thing you are not the 1st...since Perry did it as well, but I do believe that you are the 1st on THIS BOARD!!!!!:ss

So Tell us - did you like the bomb?

Did you post it in the bomb thread?

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[wayner123]

Hey Fox,

Nice HIT!!

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Let's see the damage!!

[G G]

Are you sure you have the right address,:lv

Now that's funny right there.

[shvictor]

If you see a mushroom cloud in the New Jersey vicinity please ignore.

It is just a simple Fox incinerating an AssHat

Carry on

Seems to me AL has nothing to worry about :rolleyes:

[Cigary]

Ha Ha,,,,I too have bombed myself but I just call it a cigar order.
However when you try to bomb another and it comes back they call it this,,,

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