cmitch
10-02-2012, 10:46 PM
A well refined businessman enters a bar and orders 18 year old scotch. Bartender sets down the drink and the businessman takes a sip. "This is NOT 18 year old scotch! I want 18 year old scotch." The bartender sighs, removes the glass, pours another out of a different bottle and sets it down. The businessman takes a sip and gets even more exasperated. "This is 12 year old scotch! I asked for 18 year old scotch!" About that time, a redneck in overalls walks up, sets a glass down in front of him and says, "Try THIS!" The businessman takes a sip and spits it out. "That tastes like piss!"
The redneck looks at him and asks, "Okay, how old am I?"
The redneck looks at him and asks, "Okay, how old am I?"