The biggest Ash thread

[squishy]

Lets see who is the biggest Ash of them all!!!!!!!

I will get things started

http://i1151.photobucket.com/albums/o624/squishyvillian/cigars/b8e72d5b.jpg

[squishy]

One more contestant

http://i1151.photobucket.com/albums/o624/squishyvillian/cigars/0de5bc56.jpg

[Ogre]

I win, my ASH weighs 70lbs

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc9/ogre3239/Cigars/5-14.jpg

[Ogre]

Ok, I think this is what your asking for.

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc9/ogre3239/Cigars/photo.jpg

[icehog3]

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/icehog3/donkey.jpg

[icehog3]

What's the prize for the winner?

[squishy]

I will throw a fiver down for the winner. Lets give it a month then we can vote on it!!!! Sound good

[squishy]

Or what is a good time limit for the first entries

[squishy]

I win, my ASH weighs 70lbs

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc9/ogre3239/Cigars/5-14.jpg

I think he is cheating LOL

[pnoon]

Nice review.

[Ogre]

I think he is cheating LOL

Not cheating, her name is Ash. She is a 70lb Black Mouth Cur.:noon

[squishy]

Not cheating, her name is Ash. She is a 70lb Black Mouth Cur.:noon

yeah I got that thanks!!! :tu

[squishy]

so a fiver is on the table from me for the winner. How long should we accept submissions???

[pnoon]

so a fiver is on the table from me for the winner. How long should we accept submissions???

If you are going to conduct a contest, give it some thought and lay out the rules. Then, please post it in the contest forum.

[squishy]

Well it wasnt going to be a contest untill icehog gave me the idea to make it a contest. I was just happy with posting pics but a contest dosent sound bad. I also didnt know there was a contest forum section. my bad sorry

[squishy]

what is the contest forum under or do I not have access yet??

[icehog3]

You likely will need a bit more time until you have access...maybe just make this "show and tell" for the time being. :2

[squishy]

As long as i wasnt missing something. Show and tell it is for now. I will revisit the idea in detail when I have a lil more time under my belt. Sorry guys

[pnoon]

It's all good, Eric.
Sounds like a good plan.

[363]

http://i1048.photobucket.com/albums/s376/brendon363/44e0f587.jpg
Nice sized ash :D

[maninblack]

I win
http://kathieontherun.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/big-butt.jpg

[icehog3]

You do! I love your hair, Kevin. :)

[squishy]

thats a big ash

[maninblack]

You do! I love your hair, Kevin. :)

Thanks ToM! I did it special just for that pic. Do those green pants make my ass look big?

[Ogre]

I win
http://kathieontherun.files.wordpress.com/2012/02/big-butt.jpg

Kevin, you lost some weight!!!!:r

[icehog3]

Thanks ToM! I did it special just for that pic. Do those green pants make my ass look big?

Kevin got back. :tu

[Sonic04GT]

http://www.lolzilla.net/images/45433146825692687441.jpg

[Fordman4ever]

got a few.

http://i1135.photobucket.com/albums/m626/Earl_McCoy/2012-07-02_00-35-05_170.jpg

http://i1135.photobucket.com/albums/m626/Earl_McCoy/2011-08-20_21-09-22_200-1.jpg

http://i1135.photobucket.com/albums/m626/Earl_McCoy/2011-09-06_19-44-22_278.jpg

[maninblack]

I still win. My ash is big and voluptuous. And brings all the boys to the yard.

[cmitch]

Arturo Fuente Hemingway Classic-(P

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj103/cmitchprint/0814122118.jpg

[CigarNut]

bishes

[icehog3]

I still win. My ash is big and voluptuous. And brings all the boys to the yard.

You could teach them, but you'd have to charge.

[maninblack]

The real question is, what to charge them?

[Blak Smyth]

Taki's infamous predator ash:
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6051/6298257771_7c9639e4ce.jpg
Ken's nub:
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6055/6298260277_cf6f961eac.jpg

Taki's winner from a previous comp:
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6213/6326979941_35d1445c02.jpg

Taki was sooooooooooo sick after this!!!
I believe this last cigar started out around 7 inches and shrunk that much.

[Sonic04GT]

How in the heck do you guys keep it together? I thought mine was pretty crazy. Nothing compared to what I've seen in here.

[icehog3]

How in the heck do you guys keep it together? I thought mine was pretty crazy. Nothing compared to what I've seen in here.

Kevin keeps getting pants with more and more spandex.

[Blak Smyth]

How in the heck do you guys keep it together? I thought mine was pretty crazy. Nothing compared to what I've seen in here.

I can't, thats why I posted others. I do not have a steady hand.
Ken smoked the whole cigar down to the nub and could turn it sideways.

[maninblack]

Kevin keeps getting pants with more and more spandex.

You should see my thong.

[icehog3]

You should see my thong.

Pretty please?

[363]

You should see my thong.

Pretty please?
here ya go, direct from Kevin's instagram :r

http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/30/thong_2.jpg

[Big Bert]

Where did kevins ash go in the last pic Brendon or was it all just a spandex illusion :r :r

My longest ash only lasted 3 inches so nothing for me to post

[363]

Where did kevins ash go in the last pic Brendon or was it all just a spandex illusion :r :r

My longest ash only lasted 3 inches so nothing for me to post

He is a Photoshop master that Kevin :noon

[maninblack]

here ya go, direct from Kevin's instagram :r

http://blogs.kansascity.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/06/30/thong_2.jpg

Hey now!! That picture doesn't do me justice! Bad angle and lighting.

[363]

Hey now!! That picture doesn't do me justice! Bad angle and lighting.
you forgot to much hair

[icehog3]

here ya go, direct from Kevin's instagram :r



Yeah, I was joking. ;)

[maninblack]

you forgot to much hair

Not really, I'm pretty hairy.

[Ogre]

I do believe, correct me if I am wrong, this thread has been jacked!!!:r

[icehog3]

I like turtles.

[363]

I like turtles.

NO WAY
http://www.jrcigarblogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/turtle1.jpg

[icehog3]

NO WAY


Turtles. PHUK YEAH! :usa

[cmitch]

How in the heck do you guys keep it together? I thought mine was pretty crazy. Nothing compared to what I've seen in here.

Reminds me of a story a retired assistant DA from Georgia told me. He was prosecuting a case in the late '70's (when you could smoke in the courtroom) and the defendant's lawyer had a huge churchill cigar he was smoking. The ash was every bit of 5" long while the prosecution was doing closing arguments. Bill said that the jury was so enamored with wondering when that ash was going to fall off that cigar, they weren't paying attention to the prosecution's closing arguments. After the defendant was acquitted, Bill said the lawyer laid the remains of the cigar down in his ash tray and left. He went to look at it and the bastage had inserted a wire down the center of the cigar to hold the ash in place. :r

[squishy]

I think we have a super troll in our mist somewhere LOL.

[Big Bert]

Turtles. PHUK YEAH! :usa

I like the turtle in finding nemo, the one that always look like its high. Does that count? :D

[Ogre]

I like the turtle in finding nemo, the one that always look like its high. Does that count? :D

For some reason that turtle always reminded me of Pnoon.:sh

[EricF]

I do believe, correct me if I am wrong, this thread has been jacked!!!:r

I believe you are correct sir! :tu

[MajorCaptSilly]

Turtles. PHUK YEAH! :usa

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

MCS

[maninblack]

I like turtle soup. Tastes like chicken. And fish. Mixed with chicken.

[icehog3]

I like the turtle in finding nemo, the one that always look like its high. Does that count? :D

Not only does it count, it entitles you to bonus points which can be redeemed for valuable premiums!

I like turtle soup. Tastes like chicken. And fish. Mixed with chicken.

Mixed with turtle.

[Big Bert]

Not only does it count, it entitles you to bonus points which can be redeemed for valuable premiums!

Alright :noon :noon :noon