Semen-ship

[OLS]

I know some of you have seen this video today already. But I wasn't satisfied
with the video. I had to get rid of the fluff and get to the good stuff and also
slow it way down to see all the good violent face-slapping, water gulping,
sunglasses flying awesomenossity of it all.

Click the pic.

http://i954.photobucket.com/albums/ae23/JAMpromotionsMKTG/th_Slowboataccident.jpg (http://s954.photobucket.com/albums/ae23/JAMpromotionsMKTG/?action=view&current=Slowboataccident.mp4)

Definitely makes you want to put on a life jacket when boating with dudes
that shave their heads and put on dark glasses. In the original video, everyone
looks SO CONFIDENT and ready for fun. 5 of the 7 had to have injuries treated..
I know the blonde in yellow probably needed several stitches for her fat lip and
I KNOW she force-drank 10 gallons of water at least, lol.

[Steve]

Damn fortunate somebody didn't die!

[Remo]

Video is AWESOME.....the guy driving is a TOOL!!!!

[N2 GOLD]

:r :r Capton goes down very stiff... :r :r

[mosesbotbol]

I do not like going fast in boats... Boats like that should have seat belts (none do) and they should wear PFD's if they're going to be cruising at any kind of real speed...

[OLS]

:r :r Capton goes down very stiff... :r :r

Yeah he is planking or something, lol. Looks like a total pass-out drunk when he goes down.
Hang on lemme upload the full speed clip.....HERE YOU GO

http://i954.photobucket.com/albums/ae23/JAMpromotionsMKTG/th_Fastboataccident.jpg (http://s954.photobucket.com/albums/ae23/JAMpromotionsMKTG/?action=view&current=Fastboataccident.mp4)

The REAL original is a bit longer, but I only included as far as dude in back thinking
"I'm gonna sit all relaxed-like on the stern and take it all in..." Then he sees his buddy
driving right over a big wake and thinks, "Nah, maybe I better get down."
Smartest guy on the boat. The guys in back all made out pretty decent, just a bunch
of big, flabby dudes bouncing around on each other. Nothing they didn't get plenty of
on any Wednesday night at University of Arkansas.

[363]

Blondie took quite a beating

[T.G]

I know the blonde in yellow probably needed several stitches for her fat lip and
I KNOW she force-drank 10 gallons of water at least, lol.

Not to mention she was thrown into the control console hard enough to bend all of the throttle levers when she impacted them. You know that left a mark.

[OLS]

Not to mention she was thrown into the control console hard enough to bend all of the throttle levers when she impacted them. You know that left a mark.

OH 5HI+, SHE DID!, lolol. I swear I could watch it all day.

ANYONE coming in late, the second time I posted it is a LONGER, regular speed clip...

[Remo]

OH 5HI+, SHE DID!, lolol. I swear I could watch it all day.

ANYONE coming in late, the second time I posted it is a LONGER, regular speed clip...

Mouth smacks hard on the window also!

[OLS]

The blonde in the Purple suit did OK...She seems to only have smacked soft things.
Twice with the face to the padded seat and once to her friend's padded seat. My favorite game
is track the sunglasses. Just imagine if the purple suit girl had bothered to bend down and pick up
her glasses off the floor, she would have never seen it coming. And it appears NO ONE was ejected.
Unbelievable.

[CigarNut]

All I can say is "Wow!"...

bishes

[Cigar Mike]

"USCG's job security"

[OLS]

Actually, the more I watch it, the more it looks like the real injuries happened in back.
Some of those cats took 4-5 hard shots to the face, and not the soft, windscreeney
shots....they took full rear hull shots. And there is another woman, lol.

[Jefft72]

Ouch! Any idea where that happened at? I am sure there is an associated news article. And I wonder why they would want to record themselves boating. I don't think I have ever thought that me driving a boat would make for entertaining viewing material, but then again I may lack some of the creative artistic skills that the fine folks in the video possess.

[OLS]

That happened at Lake of the Ozarks in MO.....the authorities had been urging persons
using the lake to be extra cautious due to several deaths at the lake recently....

Quotes from various articles....

"Although the driver was arrested for reckless and imprudent driving, no charges
were brought against him".

"They have warned families to take special care on the lake over the Labor Day
weekend when two people died and 10 people were injured last year."

[kelmac07]

Ouch!!!!

[688sonarmen]

Ouch!!!!

I'll say, the driver could be your skinny brother:r

[OLS]

HAHAha, of course it turns out many of them were from MEMPHIS, lol

http://www.wmctv.com/story/19506039/memphians-boating-accident-goes-viral-online

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

HAHAha, of course it turns out many of them were from MEMPHIS, lol

http://www.wmctv.com/story/19506039/memphians-boating-accident-goes-viral-online

:r:r

[pektel]

Bahaha!

I drove a jet ski for the first time a couple months ago. I was cookin along at 59-60mph, and hit a rather rough patch of water. Scared the bejeezus out of me. I made it through, turned around, and blasted through it again. :D