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SvilleKid
08-17-2012, 12:41 AM
[FONT=VERDANA,Arial,Lucida Sans]This is a frightening statistic, probably one of the most worrysome in recent years. 25% of women in this country are on medication for mental illness.
That's scary because it means 75% are running around untreated. :D






Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, 'Is that tree a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'
The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.
The birch says, 'Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?'

The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, 'It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch. It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.

md4958
08-17-2012, 08:10 AM
:r

BTW, you always have the best avatars :tu

Dave128
08-17-2012, 08:34 AM
:r.....and I second the avatar likes :dr

363
08-17-2012, 08:53 AM
:lr

STEVE S
08-17-2012, 10:52 AM
Love all of your great avatars, the story was petty funny too.

CigarNut
08-17-2012, 01:25 PM
Very funny! :r