Funny Pics II

[Porch Dweller]

He'll have fun explaining that one to his daughters. That is, if he can find anyone willing to procreate with him. :)

[AdamJoshua]

Shocking

http://wtftattoos.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/stinkfinger.jpg

SO what that's like permanent instructions for "the shocker"? -(P

[icehog3]

University of North Texas ... you had one job.

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13669665_1563443937293787_2178398346690544063_n.jp g?oh=89187742f76b112cdecd3b101b921aa1&oe=583526CB

Wasn't Dokk a professor here before moving to Iowa?

[markem]

Wasn't Dokk a professor here before moving to Iowa?

Yes. His ex is still there.

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13654137_10154338539299486_2963415260926516457_n.j pg?oh=af76cebf2c387ccbad995387f6722ec6&oe=57F24D7F

[markem]

The kid would be less disappointed if Mom could spell "hear".

[The Poet]

I here that.

[AdamJoshua]

The kid would be less disappointed if Mom could spell "hear".

There's a catch for you, can't trust the internet for anything, time to make my own.
http://i.imgur.com/KZpuIbf.jpg

[kelmac07]

Why is his mother texting him instead of talking to him???

And does mom not know how to tell time? Phone says 7:33PM, not 12:00AM.

[AdamJoshua]

Oh everyone is a freaking critic :( LLOL

[AdamJoshua]

http://i.imgur.com/IEe5TtG.jpg

[markem]

Oh everyone is a freaking critic :( LLOL

Well, we did find it funny. ;)

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17142&stc=1&d=1468953186

[Chainsaw13]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12932938_10154101607192351_4250530994978323438_n.j pg?oh=bc3f8780204392e206548adc1b2a09d5&oe=5830D9C1

[yourchoice]

https://scontent-ord1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/12932938_10154101607192351_4250530994978323438_n.j pg?oh=bc3f8780204392e206548adc1b2a09d5&oe=5830D9C1

The one below that one is also odd!

[Chainsaw13]

Lol, I hadn't read that. :lr

[RUNYYFan]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17142&stc=1&d=1468953186

Remember the object of the game is to remain on #3 for as long as possible. Of course, there are some who will cheat and try to have #4 filled with the contents of #4. :)

[shark]

http://i.imgur.com/wmh5GNR.jpg

[AdamJoshua]

Also helps stop the spread of STDs!

[markem]

Ever have one of those days ...

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17160&stc=1&d=1469405221

[jjirons69]

http://imglulz.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/Funny-golf-ball.jpg

[nutcracker]

https://m.imgur.com/agTDLSr?r

If average golfers had pro tracers.

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13697077_10153987600057701_2869520701173774712_n.j pg?oh=6d0e838a934cc3cb004330aeb764b81e&oe=58299F82

[The Poet]

https://m.imgur.com/agTDLSr?r

If average golfers had pro tracers.

A major meltdown, any way you slice it. :D

[shark]

http://i.imgur.com/vzCXXk7.jpg

[markem]

Why I gave up golf

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17171&stc=1&d=1469810393

[jjirons69]

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Band_Camp.jpg

[dvickery]

:)

[icehog3]

:)

:banger

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17199&stc=1&d=1470756856

[heyferg]

http://cigarasylum.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=1067&pictureid=9011

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13882408_10154407024473866_7607638936021425715_n.j pg?oh=1ae9ca0cbd1e61f0a198a427a126feb9&oe=581C81BD

[Porch Dweller]

:r :r :r

[Chainsaw13]

Ha!

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13938539_1140602019334074_3447615159748314820_n.jp g?oh=c73462c0a331ce1598c48d5495175300&oe=5855B1DC

[pnoon]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13938539_1140602019334074_3447615159748314820_n.jp g?oh=c73462c0a331ce1598c48d5495175300&oe=5855B1DC

;)

[AdamJoshua]

http://i.imgur.com/60rEouv.png

[AdamJoshua]

https://metvnetwork.s3.amazonaws.com/LBHR3-1455637712-embed-baby_cellphone_triplets.jpg

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17216



https://i.ytimg.com/vi/I9nM7jR1YIE/hqdefault.jpg

[markem]

For those of a certain age...

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17218&stc=1&d=1471363142

[pnoon]

For those of a certain age...

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17218&stc=1&d=1471363142

:cl

[AdamJoshua]

http://images.guff.com/media/23882/enhanced-5237-1438624427-22.jpg

[pnoon]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Misc%20Stuff/License%20Plate_zpsacg2feit.jpg

[markem]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Misc%20Stuff/License%20Plate_zpsacg2feit.jpg

:cl

[pnoon]

:cl

I see what you did there. :)

[AdamJoshua]

http://img1.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/50046/1000907096/870/1-photo-u1.jpg

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14045646_10154438029979486_8816994559027354653_n.j pg?oh=21eba9e1f520b00ce0e643cc0f83a469&oe=5845E951

[Col. Kurtz]

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14045646_10154438029979486_8816994559027354653_n.j pg?oh=21eba9e1f520b00ce0e643cc0f83a469&oe=5845E951

Nc state mom? Go pack!!

[AdamJoshua]

Nc state mom? Go pack!!

Yah .. you'd hope so right, either that or she really really really loves her kids, really. :lr

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14079824_1075531475856260_5450973188245443532_n.jp g?oh=0753c24dba3483b4c575e27eacdc88b9&oe=5846D488

[Steve]

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_12/Random.gif

[cmitch]

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_12/Random.gif

What people on the cactus forum do when they're bored.

[Porch Dweller]

What a bunch of pricks! :D

[markem]

That pick needs a soundtrack:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjxNnqTcHhg

[Steve]

Throw in a humi and I'm in...

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_12/Cabin%20in%20the%20woods.jpg

:ss

[Steve]

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/_Hipster%20Beards/Hipster%20Beard%20002.jpg

:noon

[Steve]

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_12/Burt%20Gummer.png

True!

[spectrrr]

Throw in a humi and I'm in...

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_12/Cabin%20in%20the%20woods.jpg

:ss

:banger

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14022263_889635771168253_8585422776660199078_n.jpg ?oh=e65315ae9dabf68fc6e2ae9707a08060&oe=5857DA67

[Steve]

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_12/Over%20the%20top.png

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17256&stc=1&d=1472400531

[AdamJoshua]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17256&stc=1&d=1472400531

Just goes to show that it only takes one person to screw it up for everyone.

[AdamJoshua]

http://i.imgur.com/jZKe8ri.jpg

[spectrrr]

That pick needs a soundtrack:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjxNnqTcHhg

and thanks to the glory of youtubes reccomended links, the metal version :)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O775dHUHxLs

[spectrrr]

http://i.imgur.com/jLmIpfS.jpg

[shark]

http://i.imgur.com/Yyrsi03.jpg

[dvickery]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17256&stc=1&d=1472400531

By 1869 ... Isaac Newton had been dead for about 150 years I think .

Derrek

[cmitch]

Vvvvv

[AdamJoshua]

OK i admit it, I laughed.

http://i.imgur.com/jnVZIo1.png

[markem]

Always look on the bright side of life

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17267&stc=1&d=1472831583

[Steve]

Always look on the bright side of life

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17267&stc=1&d=1472831583

True!

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14117931_10154580598624924_669786624997724372_n.jp g?oh=4aa551db3b3e2970323bbe9ed357d766&oe=583D0C13

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14203326_10154611794955039_8502381650423940870_n.j pg?oh=fe2d9c534c9a0f6f8bd0707090852281&oe=5839E50D

[AdamJoshua]

Kid's drawings in school

http://img3.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/50043/1000842559/870/good-for-dad-photo-u1.jpg


http://img1.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/50043/1000842524/870/girls-love-it-when-you-and-quot-collect-and-quot-their-hair-photo-u1.jpg

[dvickery]

See all yall in November :) .

Derrek

[Steve]

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/WTF/Appendix%20Carry%20WTF.jpg

[Steve]

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_12/Zika%20PSA.jpg

:lr

[nutcracker]

Watching Canadians being born is fascinating....

https://www.facebook.com/kennyhotz/videos/10154050001379069/

[jjirons69]

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/2b/93/69/2b936990a2b0b1ccd4880ccb51f491e1.jpg

[Steve]

Um...ok

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/WTF/WTH_015.jpg

[Steve]

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_12/Lost.jpg

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14224770_1191177244259103_4188045392040167140_n.jp g?oh=56c6d780a8c77d3695f5e796bbd4a989&oe=587B3DF3

[AdamJoshua]

http://img2.rnkr-static.com/user_node_img/50042/1000829055/870/1-photo-u1.jpg

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14265009_10209496999475312_4463572897421136845_n.j pg?oh=47f6b1a84608bd7a76c17ea99a71e302&oe=58424CF4

[Remo]

17292

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10419018_10152622938353678_3693372614087749544_n.j pg?oh=7a88d08e0071f2555231a8163f726abe&oe=587506D3

[shark]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/10419018_10152622938353678_3693372614087749544_n.j pg?oh=7a88d08e0071f2555231a8163f726abe&oe=587506D3


http://static.spin.com/files/140807-insane-clown-posse.jpg

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14264087_1104965402918221_4754072624948019134_n.jp g?oh=b2238919e179fce6134c4df2d62dbd05&oe=588434CE

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14370321_10154041830789426_7258925660486560520_n.j pg?oh=e285c88aac861dd33bffaad19246dde4&oe=583E8514

[AdamJoshua]

I too am a survivor!


https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14355086_10154530079618866_3662212120946055066_n.j pg?oh=18cf5c6f94ad5f22a1c31c166598a1ea&oe=583B369F

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17317&stc=1&d=1474414602

[Thaplumbr]

:cl:cl:clhttp://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17317&stc=1&d=1474414602

[jjirons69]

https://sites.google.com/site/southcarolinauplandbutterflies/_/rsrc/1452889600633/home/butterfly%20drivers_license.jpg?height=400&width=351

[shark]

http://i.imgur.com/o4QYads.jpg

[jjirons69]

Now that one made me giggle, Ron!

[nutcracker]

https://www.facebook.com/realmikethecop/videos/1774468229480829/

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17323&stc=1&d=1474642837

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17325&stc=1&d=1474730402

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14358874_338567663144989_4305307205413618225_n.jpg ?oh=2db1b8b70406c450a22dcd333df62b99&oe=587A9DBA

[CigarNut]

:r :r

[Porch Dweller]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17325&stc=1&d=1474730402

:D :r :D

[jjirons69]

http://bigfanta.biz/wp-content/uploads/funnybathroomgraffitipictures_0787670001452705399. jpg

[pnoon]

Definitely not going for a swim in this hotel pool.

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_2678_zpstflo1icw.jpg (http://s73.photobucket.com/user/pnoon/media/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_2678_zpstflo1icw.jpg.html)

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/s960x960/14524998_1731146956899020_5288209774556241999_o.jp g

[AdamJoshua]

Definitely not going for a swim in this hotel pool.

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_2678_zpstflo1icw.jpg (http://s73.photobucket.com/user/pnoon/media/Mobile%20Uploads/IMG_2678_zpstflo1icw.jpg.html)

Now that's a classy place!

[4WheelVFR]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/t31.0-8/s960x960/14524998_1731146956899020_5288209774556241999_o.jp g

:tu One of my favs.

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14492534_1279249995441823_2695681743519547662_n.jp g?oh=5c934826b82d0fd60104c311ebc4003b&oe=585F728E





I actually find the more subtle side of this the funniest part.

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14502786_1080190942098200_1204361058543785313_n.jp g?oh=4c72fc703a26f7032ea75e2275d8e77d&oe=589E597A

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/11924558_1185438931473032_2555965789116494857_n.jp g?oh=27483c2a52df48aad18037b265fc28e9&oe=58A71D5F

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17363&stc=1&d=1476329847

[Porch Dweller]

:D :D

[Chainsaw13]

Now I want M&M's.

[Chainsaw13]

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13495199_536318706568698_9045867632611520586_n.jpg ?oh=c57de7f8efd949fa57d244b2c493583d&oe=589B7EDE

[jjirons69]

http://i.imgur.com/vdk3u.jpg

[kelmac07]

https://scontent-ort2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13495199_536318706568698_9045867632611520586_n.jpg ?oh=c57de7f8efd949fa57d244b2c493583d&oe=589B7EDE

What am I missing here????? :confused::confused: I don't get it.

[4WheelVFR]

What am I missing here????? :confused::confused: I don't get it.

Look at the pump handle. ;)

[kelmac07]

Look at the pump handle. ;)

Meaning the pump is out of order??

[markem]

Look at the pump handle. ;)

Those are often put on to avoid getting fuel spills on hands. I used to keep an old work glove for the same use.

[Chainsaw13]

That might actually be a bag to keep from getting gas on your hand now that I look closer. But typically around me, they put bags on the handle when it's out of order.

[4WheelVFR]

It's hard to make out in this pic but the yellow cover says out of service.

[markem]

It's hard to make out in this pic but the yellow cover says out of service.

Ah! Now that it's been explained to me :lr :lr :lr

[mhailey]

https://www.dropbox.com/s/crtlhf2walvosti/FB_IMG_1476542435792.jpg?dl=1

[galaga]

You owe me a new keyboard...................

:r

[Tio Gato]

Thanks, I haven't laughed that hard in weeks!

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14656337_10154608114483866_685455695786364146_n.jp g?oh=522369c58e2841271eceb0e55437c785&oe=58A207BD

[Remo]

https://www.dropbox.com/s/crtlhf2walvosti/FB_IMG_1476542435792.jpg?dl=1

Hahahaha! Winner

[Steve]

I particularly like the custom toilet paper holder...

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/WTF/Accessorizing%20Fail.jpg

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14695417_10211538814734734_3012882017144555020_n.j pg?oh=de3818da7ba496c237b78a71ea16bf3b&oe=589E2870

[Remo]

^^^^^ :r

[Steve]

Cute couple...

[jjirons69]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CS7mmfbWsAAwwF9.jpg

[markem]

It takes some big balls to carry that. Apparently brass ones not required, tho.

[jjirons69]

That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen!

[AdamJoshua]

For some reason this struck me as really ****ing funny. :lr

http://i.imgur.com/1ZyDzeE.jpg

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17386&stc=1&d=1477069216

[jjirons69]

http://lolindian.com/images/2013/March/20/profile-pic-vs-real-pic.jpg

[jjirons69]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JRzCF-6Fhm0/TfeP9aqvRcI/AAAAAAAAKV8/A7Mh50sROwM/s1600/Crazy-Transportation-In-Vietnam-Very-Funny-Real-Life-Images-Bevappha-Sanam-5.jpg

[jjirons69]

http://unspokenpictures.com/wp-content/uploads/funny-Mario-Peach-real-life.jpg

[dvickery]

:)

[AdamJoshua]

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/554/facepalm.jpg


:lr

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17404&stc=1&d=1477241881

[CigarNut]

:r :r

[AdamJoshua]

http://i.imgur.com/WCi3WpF.jpg

[CigarNut]

:r :r

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17412&stc=1&d=1477580443

[pnoon]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17412&stc=1&d=1477580443

That's asinine. :=:

[markem]

That's asinine. :=:

someone head their head up their a$$. Probably taking a pic. :banger

[jjirons69]

Brown Eye Studios

[AdamJoshua]

http://i.imgur.com/Dw5cpo4.jpg

[CigarNut]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17422&stc=1&d=1477885043

[Porch Dweller]

:D

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17424&stc=1&d=1478017296

[hotreds]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14963316_215974178833799_871622257853981297_n.jpg? oh=0364fb90309ac89ce254019bd572835b&oe=589BBEEF

[hotreds]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14591866_1517274281620375_3781390052105805545_n.jp g?oh=bdc6945ccab02e7404ed0f6d4862a496&oe=588CDA8D

[T.G]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17424&stc=1&d=1478017296

:r :r

[AdamJoshua]

http://i.imgur.com/NdWzxOH.jpg

[CigarNut]

http://i.imgur.com/NdWzxOH.jpg

:r :r

[markem]

The Santa Trap

http://i418.photobucket.com/albums/pp268/vstrommark/foo_zpstxwduzn2.gif

[Chainsaw13]

Ha!

[pnoon]

Ha!

:O

[pnoon]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Misc%20Stuff/IMG_2760_zpsvypmniia.jpg (http://s73.photobucket.com/user/pnoon/media/Misc%20Stuff/IMG_2760_zpsvypmniia.jpg.html)

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15170768_1177167109005001_3067992479520317352_n.jp g?oh=087f310924ad44c3b7cbe99a35f2b68d&oe=58BC86B7

[Steve]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15170768_1177167109005001_3067992479520317352_n.jp g?oh=087f310924ad44c3b7cbe99a35f2b68d&oe=58BC86B7

:r:r

[shark]

https://i.imgur.com/x6RT4tj.jpg

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15230772_1243447049083368_7370039255157534994_n.jp g?oh=e658a7ae119618d7fcd1a7018dbca289&oe=58BC3D37

[nutcracker]

This is classic, although mildly offensive:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aIlJAPJBA50

[AdamJoshua]

This is classic, although mildly offensive:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aIlJAPJBA50

:lr thank you sir, I needed that.

[shark]

https://i.imgur.com/KYVNJFL.jpg

[AdamJoshua]

https://i.imgur.com/KYVNJFL.jpg

I get it I get it!!! :lr

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t31.0-8/12314186_744178039047335_4789225313999082989_o.jpg ?oh=9d9aa286cfacf6c005fca49ea6fcf42f&oe=58F1DDA6

[Steve]

https://i.imgur.com/KYVNJFL.jpg

:cl

[pnoon]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Misc%20Stuff/IMG_1361_zpszp1icyul.jpg (http://s73.photobucket.com/user/pnoon/media/Misc%20Stuff/IMG_1361_zpszp1icyul.jpg.html)

[Steve]

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i209/pnoon/Misc%20Stuff/IMG_1361_zpszp1icyul.jpg (http://s73.photobucket.com/user/pnoon/media/Misc%20Stuff/IMG_1361_zpszp1icyul.jpg.html)

:banger:banger:tu

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/14581559_1265710073450492_2751945581688364817_n.jp g?oh=8c049bc93f10f5054c07bff066626afd&oe=58F4BBD4

[CigarNut]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17500&stc=1&d=1481852974

[G G]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15170768_1177167109005001_3067992479520317352_n.jp g?oh=087f310924ad44c3b7cbe99a35f2b68d&oe=58BC86B7

I live on the edge of the Osceola Forest in northeast Florida. We had two country stores in our community when I was growing up and they would take pictures of the deer that hunters killed and brought by and put them on a picture board. Way back then, cattle owners could pay the federal government money to lease free range space in the forest to have their cows out there. And you have probably already guessed that an idiot hunter that came to hunt from the city, shot and killed a fairly small cow and brought it up there the have his picture took with his spike buck he had killed.

[spectrrr]

I live on the edge of the Osceola Forest in northeast Florida. We had two country stores in our community when I was growing up and they would take pictures of the deer that hunters killed and brought by and put them on a picture board. Way back then, cattle owners could pay the federal government money to lease free range space in the forest to have their cows out there. And you have probably already guessed that an idiot hunter that came to hunt from the city, shot and killed a fairly small cow and brought it up there the have his picture took with his spike buck he had killed.

:r :r

[Steve]

I live on the edge of the Osceola Forest in northeast Florida. We had two country stores in our community when I was growing up and they would take pictures of the deer that hunters killed and brought by and put them on a picture board. Way back then, cattle owners could pay the federal government money to lease free range space in the forest to have their cows out there. And you have probably already guessed that an idiot hunter that came to hunt from the city, shot and killed a fairly small cow and brought it up there the have his picture took with his spike buck he had killed.

:tu:tu Been to those stores a few times.

Another story from the Osceola...

A buddy of mine was the federal LEO for the Forrest and got a strange call out one night. Turns out a guy was doing a little night hunting and didn't know they free ranged cows out there at that time. He's crouched down behind some palmettos shining his light out across a field and didn't know that one of those cows had slipped up behind him. Cow snorted on him, covering him in goo, and he took off through the woods like a banshee, screaming and high hurdling small trees. He ended up in the campground, hysterical and freaking out, sure that a gooney-goo-goo (nod to Eddie Murphy's Uncle Gus) or an space alien had tried to get him. I understand it took several hours to get him settled down enough to finally piece together what had happened. I also understand that Jimmy refused to transport the guy and called the county in the end, and it wasn't just the cow goo. Jimmy said he didn't realize the human colan could hold that much crap without exploding, which I guess is kinda what happened. :noon

[Porch Dweller]

:r

[G G]

:tu:tu Been to those stores a few times.

Another story from the Osceola...

A buddy of mine was the federal LEO for the Forrest and got a strange call out one night. Turns out a guy was doing a little night hunting and didn't know they free ranged cows out there at that time. He's crouched down behind some palmettos shining his light out across a field and didn't know that one of those cows had slipped up behind him. Cow snorted on him, covering him in goo, and he took off through the woods like a banshee, screaming and high hurdling small trees. He ended up in the campground, hysterical and freaking out, sure that a gooney-goo-goo (nod to Eddie Murphy's Uncle Gus) or an space alien had tried to get him. I understand it took several hours to get him settled down enough to finally piece together what had happened. I also understand that Jimmy refused to transport the guy and called the county in the end, and it wasn't just the cow goo. Jimmy said he didn't realize the human colan could hold that much crap without exploding, which I guess is kinda what happened. :noon
Jimmy Ellis?

[Steve]

Yes sir. I figured you know him. He's not exactly the shy type... ;)

He used to tell another story about a guy all ninja'd up looking for artifacts behind Olustee Battlefield by the moonlight. Guy had headphones on for the metal detector and didn't know Jimmy was walking behind him for a little bit...until Jimmy tapped him on the shoulder. I still think they should have nicknamed Jimmy "ExLax" He had that effect on people.

:r

[yourchoice]

While not pics, these sure are some funny stories! :r :r

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17503&stc=1&d=1481910335

[markem]

TRAFFIC: Portland Maine Police Department says slow down, it's snowing. Don't be this guy!"

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17504&stc=1&d=1481991639

winner, most efficient use of a parking space, 2016.

[CigarNut]

:r :r

[CigarNut]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17506&stc=1&d=1481994702

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17508&stc=1&d=1482207367

[massphatness]

Where is this platform, exactly?

[Steve]

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_12/Darth%20crying%20in%20the%20morning.jpg

[Tio Gato]

Where is this platform, exactly?

No where near my house!:sad

[nutcracker]

Where is this platform, exactly?

The Victorian Station with iron twirls on the canopy (with dreary grey lighting) narrows it down to the British Isles. Pale blue livery on the ironwork is non-specific, but its not the South or West of England.

The fact that I know this is scary.

However, trainspotters everywhere are know to yell "coom-on train!" based on this warning. I think it's why they wear anoraks.

[Steve]

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_13/How%20to%20start%20a%20fight.png

[Steve]

Yup...

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_13/Romance.png

[markem]

In order to fix a problem, you first have to admit that you have a problem.

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17511&stc=1&d=1482429336

[markem]

Dang environmentalists killed Xmas!

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17512&stc=1&d=1482434566

[Steve]

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_13/Twas%20the%20night%20before%20Christmas.png

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17513&stc=1&d=1482504676

[spark]

Still finding my way around the board.

It will take a while to get through it all but I definitely LMAO at a few things on this thread
Well done gentlemen

[smokin5]

http://i66.tinypic.com/2yyd2sl.jpg

[pnoon]

http://i66.tinypic.com/2yyd2sl.jpg

:=:

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17515&stc=1&d=1482871030

[drjammer]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17515&stc=1&d=1482871030

:tu:banger

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17519&stc=1&d=1482977854

[Steve]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17519&stc=1&d=1482977854

:tu:tu

[Tio Gato]

:tu:tu

Awesome! My niece would say "If he had a cigar and a beer he'd be you Uncle Kitty!" ;)

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17521&stc=1&d=1483198575

[CigarNut]

Peters grand-daughter?

:r :r

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17522&stc=1&d=1483214683

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17525&stc=1&d=1483378713

[Steve]

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_13/Viking%20Jedi.png

[Steve]

Bahahahaha

https://www.instagram.com/p/BO6DejnhF3y/

[CigarNut]

Bahahahaha

https://www.instagram.com/p/BO6DejnhF3y/

Can't see it...

[pnoon]

Bahahahaha

https://www.instagram.com/p/BO6DejnhF3y/

:r

[CigarNut]

Bahahahaha

https://www.instagram.com/p/BO6DejnhF3y/


:lr :lr

[drjammer]

Bahahahaha

https://www.instagram.com/p/BO6DejnhF3y/

That looks like something I would do :noon:noon

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17538&stc=1&d=1483899931

[Steve]

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_13/Things%20I%20Hate.jpg

[jjirons69]

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/1969201_10152098915083801_2117098772_n.jpg?oh=6a7e 6bbcb95b0a138a9f0577d0d200a5&oe=58D65D70

[YankeeMan]

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/1969201_10152098915083801_2117098772_n.jpg?oh=6a7e 6bbcb95b0a138a9f0577d0d200a5&oe=58D65D70

Too funny!

[drjammer]

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-0/p526x296/1969201_10152098915083801_2117098772_n.jpg?oh=6a7e 6bbcb95b0a138a9f0577d0d200a5&oe=58D65D70

:r:r:r:r

[hotreds]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16002966_10208397429881820_1833972160019411348_n.j pg?oh=716d4660735818a996cf7970eaf483ca&oe=59106D04

[Porch Dweller]

:lr:lr:cl

[AdamJoshua]

http://img.diply.com/article-images/a/a53c2710-4a6f-46e3-834e-e2e0ee3907ae.jpg?impolicy=desktop

[CigarNut]

:lr :lr

[shilala]

That there is quality funny. :tu

http://i66.tinypic.com/2yyd2sl.jpg

[shilala]

17552

[YankeeMan]

http://img.diply.com/article-images/a/a53c2710-4a6f-46e3-834e-e2e0ee3907ae.jpg?impolicy=desktop

Now that's funny!

[AdamJoshua]

Getting your protein from the nut milk (and yes that's what the commercial says).

http://www.godairyfree.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/silk-protein-milk-small-both-flavors.jpg

[Tio Gato]

Getting your protein from the nut milk (and yes that's what the commercial says).

http://www.godairyfree.org/wp-content/uploads/2017/01/silk-protein-milk-small-both-flavors.jpg

With Pea Protein! Yumbo

[Steve]

http://oldchurchbbq.com/sharedpictures/Misc_13/Gurkhas.jpg

[nutcracker]

Actually it's more like 1857 with the first British Indian Regiments.
Crazy MoFos. Legend has it if a man says he isn't afraid of dying he is either lying or a Ghurka.

Of course smoking a Ghurka cigar on the other likely implies you wish to die....
Of nausea....

[dvickery]

My stepfather used to tell a story about the Gurkha regiment .

They were stealthy ( to say the least ) ... Gurkhas would at night be able to tell a German soldier from a British soldier by feeling their bootlaces ... if you tied your boots wrong you would get your throat slit .

Stepfather was a character himself ... joined the British army in 1939 as a private and finished the war as a full colonel ( said if the war had lasted 18 more months he would have been a general ) .

Not a joke but it bears telling :) .

Derrek

[AdamJoshua]

Thank you for sharing, Derrek. I always have more respect for those of rank that literally started out at the bottom and earned every step they took, really something to be proud of.

[hotreds]

https://scontent-iad3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15966121_1251076364957729_6841805569173148695_n.jp g?oh=2b56326ba5ed126319994e2ce04e2e04&oe=58FF5579

[Steve]

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8mbe4wvza1rxb8yeo1_500.jpg

[Tio Gato]

:fp:)

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17558&stc=1&d=1485468148

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17559&stc=1&d=1485468476

[Remo]

17560

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17562&stc=1&d=1485540907

[Porch Dweller]

:na

:D

[The Poet]

17560

And where's the cream-filled?

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16195585_1305374809508195_3127720825570229203_n.jp g?oh=79fc72a8b369175a77e33381abda04fd&oe=5900B85E

[CigarNut]

Or a Darwin Award winner...

[markem]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17568&stc=1&d=1485874937

[T.G]

Or a Darwin Award winner...

With an air rifle?

[galaga]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=17568&stc=1&d=1485874937

:r:r

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/541487_10151407245014486_1313193475_n.jpg?oh=3b71e 2189c5d43d095b0cb57fb6daac4&oe=59026C4A

[YankeeMan]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/541487_10151407245014486_1313193475_n.jpg?oh=3b71e 2189c5d43d095b0cb57fb6daac4&oe=59026C4A

That's sort of like DAM, Mothers Against Dyslexia.

[AdamJoshua]

https://scontent.fsan1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/16387091_1441358645884694_4198864632895664286_n.jp g?oh=1877adb08670913ce130f075447dbd8a&oe=58FDDA0E