How do you find a vampire?

[Blak Smyth]

No seriously:

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080119215531AA51xRV

This popped up in a google search, another was how do you become a murmaid.

[363]

:r I've seen this some people are so silly

[TJarv]

It scares me to bring children into this world knowing people like this are wandering around, and probably aren't wearing helmets or anything.

[Ogre]

All I can say is WOW!!!! This is what society is turning into!!!!

[TJarv]

Did yall read the comments?

[CigarNut]

Sh!t. They found me.

[htown]

Did yall read the comments?

You should read the comments for this:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/dp/B000NZW3KC/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1342563220&sr=1-1-catcorr&keywords=wolf+shirt

[massphatness]

You should read the comments for this:

http://www.amazon.com/The-Mountain-Three-Short-Sleeve/dp/B000NZW3KC/ref=sr_1_cc_1?s=aps&ie=UTF8&qid=1342563220&sr=1-1-catcorr&keywords=wolf+shirt

LOVE THIS! - ordered mine; watch out ladies!!!

This item has wolves on it which makes it intrinsically sweet and worth 5 stars by itself, but once I tried it on, that's when the magic happened. After checking to ensure that the shirt would properly cover my girth, I walked from my trailer to Wal-mart with the shirt on and was immediately approached by women. The women knew from the wolves on my shirt that I, like a wolf, am a mysterious loner who knows how to 'howl at the moon' from time to time (if you catch my drift!). The women that approached me wanted to know if I would be their boyfriend and/or give them money for something they called mehth. I told them no, because they didn't have enough teeth, and frankly a man with a wolf-shirt shouldn't settle for the first thing that comes to him.

I arrived at Wal-mart, mounted my courtesy-scooter (walking is such a drag!) sitting side saddle so that my wolves would show. While I was browsing tube socks, I could hear aroused asthmatic breathing behind me. I turned around to see a slightly sweaty dream in sweatpants and flip-flops standing there. She told me she liked the wolves on my shirt, I told her I wanted to howl at her moon. She offered me a swig from her mountain dew, and I drove my scooter, with her shuffling along side out the door and into the rest of our lives. Thank you wolf shirt.

Pros: Fits my girthy frame, has wolves on it, attracts women
Cons: Only 3 wolves (could probably use a few more on the 'guns'), cannot see wolves when sitting with arms crossed, wolves would have been better if they glowed in the dark.