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Ciro
07-15-2012, 01:25 PM
When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with big tits.

When I was 16 I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no substance or passion, so I decided I needed a more confident and passionate girl with a zest for life.

In college I dated an intelligent and passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a real "partner in life," a girl with some focused ambition.

When I turned 34, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

Theo Cincy
07-15-2012, 02:36 PM
Haha!!!

CigarNut
07-15-2012, 02:41 PM
:r :r

jsnake
07-15-2012, 02:41 PM
That explains so much.

Ogre
07-15-2012, 05:46 PM
:r:r:r:r:r

Bill86
07-15-2012, 05:49 PM
:lr

MrWolf55
07-16-2012, 05:17 PM
:r thanks for sharing that one

ChicagoWhiteSox
07-16-2012, 05:22 PM
This is great:r

Mattso3000
07-16-2012, 06:11 PM
Nice.

Fordman4ever
07-16-2012, 06:14 PM
Good one.

AECUSN
07-16-2012, 06:37 PM
Great one!

363
07-16-2012, 06:44 PM
Haha. As I read this to my wife all she did was mean mug me

Dave128
07-17-2012, 08:33 AM
That's awesome!