Sex Of A Fly

[kelmac07]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies" he responded.

"Oh, killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, 3 males and 2 females" he replied.

Intrigued, she asked "How can you tell the sex of the fly?"

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, and 2 were on the phone."

[TJarv]

:r:r:r

[Big Bert]

:r Haha

[Ogre]

That gets 2 :r:r

[The Poet]

:r


Q.: How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A.: Only two. The problem is getting them INTO the lightbulb first.

[STEVE S]

:lr:lr:lr

[MrWolf55]

:r enjoyed that one thanks for sharing

[Skywalker]

:r:r:r

[BigAsh]

hahahahahahahahahaha :r:r

[Jasonw560]

:r:r

Even the wife would get a chuckle from that one.