View Full Version : Who Needs a Cutter when Ya Have a Toothpick??
Waynegro1
12-04-2008, 11:26 PM
I was at my B&M the other day with a close friend of mine. I walked into the humi and picked out a Diamond Crown Maximus (wanted to give it a try and loved it). Anyway, I sit down in the lounge, cut and toast it up took a draw and just sat back and let the smoke escape from my mouth. As the smoke cleared a bit, I see an older gentleman (probably in his 80's) pull out his cigar and what appeared to be a toothpick.
He then just started jabbing/stabbing the hell out of the head of his stogie like it had done him wrong in the worst way. I look at my buddy to see if he noticed what was happening. Our eyes meet and we both turned back to watch the assault. He must have jabbed the cigar for a straight minute. Then he lit it up and took a few draws and leaned back like it was just another day at the B&M. No cutter, no punch (at least not in the modern sense).
I've never seen this in my life and I've been smoking for over 12 years. Has anyone ever seen this done before? :ss
white_s2k
12-04-2008, 11:28 PM
Wow... that's, a unique method? :D
jquirit
12-04-2008, 11:38 PM
The first time I started smoking cigars (back in '96) we didn't actually cut the cigars, we "punched" them using an icepick. Yeah. Icepick. Not all the way through, mind you, but maybe about a half-an-inch in. It gave the draw we were looking for at the time so that's what we did. Sounds like the guy with the "toothpick" was doing something similar.
What this reminds me of was of the time when smoking one of the Clear Havanas that was pre-punched. It had a small hole that you'd draw through, just like what I use to get with the ice pick.
Full circle, perhaps?
groogs
12-04-2008, 11:49 PM
I have never heard or seen anything like that before. I guess it would work, so why not.
Silound
12-05-2008, 12:05 AM
See it all the time working at a B&M. Guys bite, poke, stab or otherwise maul a cigar in some strange ways.
Most unusual I've seen is the guy who used the broken antenna on his phone to poke a hole in one...just a little metal stub sticking out.
Skywalker
12-05-2008, 12:06 AM
Toothpick, ice pick... whatever works I guess!!!
It is probably better than biting the cap off!!!:hm
Get 'Er Done!!!
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taltos
12-05-2008, 06:21 AM
I have been known to use a Bic pen when I forgot to take a cutter with me. Whatever opens up the cigar and lets it be smoked is fair game. The most extreme thing that I ever used was the RCA mini plug on a set of Walkman headphones.:ss
MiloFinch
12-05-2008, 08:42 AM
I've used a pocket knife before. That's about as crazy as I've gotten.
Starscream
12-05-2008, 08:46 AM
Never seen it, but if it works...
I'd probably use the toothpick before biting off the cap if I was desperate enough. Most B&Ms that I've been to will clip or punch a cigar for you if you ask though.:hm
NCRadioMan
12-05-2008, 08:48 AM
There is actually a piercer made for doing just that. It's about the guage of a toothpick. Looks like a tool a body piercer would use.
dcamacho
12-05-2008, 09:16 AM
ive seen 2 guys do this already. i never tried it tho, maybe one day. it seems cool and i think it could work just fine
Emjaysmash
12-05-2008, 09:22 AM
Thats the method my Grandpa uses. No cutter, no punch. just a good ol' tooth pick. I look at him like he's crazy sometimes. Then again, Who isn't?!
Crazyiest way to cut a cigar that I used was by box cutter. Nice and sharp. Gets 'er done well.
BlackDog
12-05-2008, 09:29 AM
I made holes in the head of a cigar with a finishing nail when I was taking a break from a project last summer. Worked suprisingly well.
adampc22
12-05-2008, 09:52 AM
enybody used summat cool like a samurai sword or say a chainsaw now that wud be funny to watch lolololololololololololololololololol i hope nobody says yes lol
South Shield
12-05-2008, 10:07 AM
I used a jigsaw at a jobsite
Don Fernando
12-05-2008, 11:18 AM
my first real cigars I smoked in Indonesia, we couldn't buy a cigar cutter at the airport (security issues), so we just poked a hole in the cap with a matchstick. This sounds about the same as the old man did.
MithShrike
12-05-2008, 11:23 AM
Tim at Habanos Torres does this regularly to test the draw on his cigars.
tobii3
12-05-2008, 12:55 PM
So, um, using a 5.56mm as a punch isn't a good idea??
Da Klugs
12-05-2008, 12:59 PM
It works great. Unless you slobber on the cigar and then the cap(s) end up in your mouth. (Same as a Punch).
Only downside is keeping your tongue from "exploring" the cap and gettin it all soggy. Maybe it's just me.. but anthing other than a cut causes "curious tongue". :D
replicant_argent
12-05-2008, 01:06 PM
So, um, using a 5.56mm as a punch isn't a good idea??
shell casings make great punches. Use the reamer on your Leatherman or Gerber to sharpen the inside and you are golden for a while.
Diff calibers for diff smokes.
loaded ammo.... not so much. Unless you want to punch a bad guys smoke.
Waynegro1
12-05-2008, 03:55 PM
Curiosity is killing me, I'm going to give it a shot this weekend. I don't think I'm gonna try it on an Opus though.:r:r
Thanks for all the comments fellas.:tu
For some reason I find this very interesting. The strangest thing I've seen besides the old timer I mentioned is a coping saw. A friend of mine uses one when he's smoking in his garage.
To each his own:ss
M1903A1
12-05-2008, 04:42 PM
my first real cigars I smoked in Indonesia, we couldn't buy a cigar cutter at the airport (security issues), so we just poked a hole in the cap with a matchstick. This sounds about the same as the old man did.
Legend has it that that's precisely what Churchill did.
AriesOpusX
12-05-2008, 05:16 PM
I've used a wooden match stick a few times when I was in my truck without a cutter/punch. Whatever works, I'm sure back in his day he didn't have a cutter so why bother now?
BC-Axeman
12-05-2008, 07:17 PM
A lot of cigars (not torps) I can get a clean opening just picking the cap off with my fingernail. I depends on if it had been cut clean before capping. I have a palio now, but for many years I only cut with my pocket knife, which I keep razor sharp.
Ace$nyper
12-05-2008, 07:20 PM
Often I've used a knife as a last resort, but now I have a cheap punch on my key chain so really it's quite rare i've got no way to open a smoke.
taltos
12-06-2008, 05:20 AM
So, um, using a 5.56mm as a punch isn't a good idea??
You might get a real loose draw and that unmistakable cordite taste on the cap (beats a sweetened cap).
Cigary
12-06-2008, 11:17 AM
It works great. Unless you slobber on the cigar and then the cap(s) end up in your mouth. (Same as a Punch).
Only downside is keeping your tongue from "exploring" the cap and gettin it all soggy. Maybe it's just me.. but anthing other than a cut causes "curious tongue". :D
For sure on this. I have tried other means like a toothpick, nails, small screwdrivers for eyeglasses, and I found myself tearing at the small hole with my tongue and ripping it open by the time I got half way thru the cigar. I cut it with my v cut or xicar now.
Cigary
12-06-2008, 11:29 AM
shell casings make great punches. Use the reamer on your Leatherman or Gerber to sharpen the inside and you are golden for a while.
Diff calibers for diff smokes.
loaded ammo.... not so much. Unless you want to punch a bad guys smoke.
whauah?
replicant_argent
12-06-2008, 11:41 AM
So, um, using a 5.56mm as a punch isn't a good idea??
whauah?
For reference, if you needed it... :r:rolleyes:
Tikihut27
12-06-2008, 10:07 PM
Matches
Toothpicks
Bic pens
Car keys
Coat hangers
Pocketknives
Electrical wire
Nails
The smoke don't care how expensive your punch is, and neither do I.
Sauer Grapes
12-07-2008, 05:55 AM
Ask Ragin Cajun about his cigar tool. He's got a cool one.
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