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Ogre
03-21-2012, 03:43 PM
The doctor had sex with one of his female patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he just couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal of his patient were overwhelming.

But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice in his head that said: "Don't worry about it. You aren't the first medical practitioner to have sex with one of his patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Just let it go."

But, invariably, another voice in his head would bring him back to reality, whispering: "You’re a veterinarian, you sick bastard."

emopunker2004
03-21-2012, 03:44 PM
:r :r





















:pu

Bill86
03-21-2012, 03:47 PM
:lr

Skywalker
03-21-2012, 06:15 PM
:eek::eek::eek:

markem
03-21-2012, 06:21 PM
happened to me...

austin3trio
03-22-2012, 02:04 AM
ohhh gross!

LigaPrivadaT84
03-22-2012, 08:35 AM
:r

Parshooter
03-22-2012, 09:20 AM
But some of those sheep are just asking for it :noon

kelmac07
03-22-2012, 12:20 PM
Ouch!! :r :r :r

Steve
04-17-2012, 06:55 AM
happened to me...

:O

cmitch
04-17-2012, 09:48 AM
My coworker said the worst thing about breeding horses is jumping off the stool and running around to kiss them.