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ysr_racer
03-20-2012, 08:48 PM
After what I thought was 12 years of happy marriage, my wife walked out on me today...














for two GLORIOUS weeks. She said something about Europe, or her girl friends, or shopping. To tell you the truth, I wasn't really listening, but I did hear "two (glorious) weeks".

Now where did I put that box of cigars :noon

hotreds
03-20-2012, 08:56 PM
You have an hour to find it before you will be penalized for wasting time!

smitty81
03-20-2012, 08:58 PM
Nice, watcha gonna smoke first?

CigarNut
03-20-2012, 09:10 PM
Is she coming back to you? :)

irratebass
03-21-2012, 03:42 AM
Freedom!!!!!

Zeuceone
03-21-2012, 03:44 AM
Congrats, my friend.

cjhalbrooks
03-21-2012, 04:23 AM
Lucky

emopunker2004
03-21-2012, 04:24 AM
:noon

longknocker
03-21-2012, 04:25 AM
Party Time!!!:banger:noon:D:tu

gbum
03-21-2012, 04:40 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-cjwEi3DmBu8/TxdiHA6BvqI/AAAAAAAAChs/Cqfg6VDDVZA/s1600/braveheart_freedom.jpeg
enjoy it till the last smoke!

xFreebirdx
03-21-2012, 05:13 AM
Congrats and enjoy the little time you have. 2 weeks is going to fly by. ;):)

Taki
03-21-2012, 05:40 AM
Forget finding the box of smokes....go buy a new box!!! :noon

SteelCityBoy
03-21-2012, 05:59 AM
Forget finding the box of smokes....go buy a new box!!! :noon

:tpd:

Subvet642
03-21-2012, 06:36 AM
I could get into a lot of trouble with two weeks of freedom: stogies, booze and strippers! :sl

14holestogie
03-21-2012, 06:43 AM
I'd build a walk-in. That would show her who's boss! :D

jledou
03-21-2012, 07:43 AM
Is she coming back to you? :)

The credit card bill sure will be when she is done shopping :D

ysr_racer
03-21-2012, 07:52 AM
You guys crack me up :)

C & P:

Ain't no sammiches when she's gone.
Their not made when she's away.
Ain't no sammmmmmiches when she's gone,
And sammiches are gone too long,
Anytime she goes away.

Wonder this time where she's gone
Wonder if she's makin sammiches
Ain't no sammiches when she's gone.
This house just ain't no home,
Anytime there ain't no sammiches

I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know,
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know


Hey, I oughta leave them sammiches alone
But there ain't no sammiches when she's gone
Ain't no sammiches when she's gone
Only McD's here ever'day

Ain't no sammiches when she's gone
This house just ain't no home,
Anytime there ain't no sammiches

Ogre
03-21-2012, 08:08 AM
Enjoy bro!!! It doesn't happen every day.

dwoodward
03-21-2012, 08:15 AM
So, what did you purchase that influenced this? :r

smitty81
03-21-2012, 08:31 AM
Will she call when she decides to come back to give a heads up?

maninblack
03-21-2012, 09:03 AM
Enjoy the time away!! Smoke em if you got em!

BigAsh
03-21-2012, 09:24 AM
Forget finding the box of smokes....go buy a new box!!! :noon

yea, I'm not touching that.....:D


enjoy....and have her hit up duty-free on the way home!!

LigaPrivadaT84
03-21-2012, 01:15 PM
:r
Got me w/ this one.
:tu

Scottw
03-21-2012, 03:47 PM
Good for you, enjoy your freedom.

DMK
03-21-2012, 04:08 PM
New twitter trend....
#Herf_at_Brad's_for_two_weeks

jjirons69
03-21-2012, 05:47 PM
Not to thread jack, but to join you, Brad, in your horrible situation. Leaving soon to spend the next 4 days with my dad and family friends on Black River. Fishing, eating, drinking, and smoking - not in any particular order. No girls, children, or pets allowed.

Here's to you my friend. See ya Sunday! :chr

Enjoy your newly found freedom! It won't last long.

ysr_racer
03-23-2012, 07:56 PM
Wow, does my know me or what !!!

I went to grab a beer out of the fridge and found a note that said, "Don't drink too much while I'm out of town. Love xoxo"

Then when I went to grab a cigar out of my humidor, I found a note that said, "Don't smoke too much while I'm out of town. Love xoxo"

When I went to grab a roll of toilet paper I found a note that said, "CLEAN YOUR G-D DAMN BATHROOM BEFORE I GET HOME"

688sonarmen
03-23-2012, 08:51 PM
Oh God, I thought this was going to be another walk in cigar humidor post ;)