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cigarsmoker2543
03-04-2012, 05:36 PM
Thank's all for your support, my wife, or my Ex-WIFE, is like A CIGAR.

Her Wrapper is from: CONNECTICUT, SWEET, SMOOTH, NO BLEMISHES.
Her Binder is from: AFGHANISTAN, NOT TO BE TRUSTED, SOLES.
Her Filler is from: HITLER, DESTRUCTIVE,DEADLY,INHUMANE.


(PSA) The above references are not to be taken in a Disrespectful way, I want to APOLOGIZE in advance to the CIGAR ASYLUM AND IT'S CUSTOMERS.

THIS IS ONLY A DESCRIPTION OF MY EX-WIFE.

THANK YOU
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Zeuceone
03-04-2012, 05:38 PM
Great review.

pnoon
03-04-2012, 05:45 PM
I'm confused. Is there a reason you copied your post from another thread and started this one? How many threads on your divorce do you plan on starting?

maninblack
03-04-2012, 05:58 PM
My tongue is bleeding from biting it so much. Must. Show. Restraint. :)

688sonarmen
03-04-2012, 06:06 PM
Wow, you showed her.

ashtonlady
03-04-2012, 06:07 PM
Looks like he is drunk Peter and cant find the last one.

tengel78
03-04-2012, 06:08 PM
I'm confused. Is there a reason you copied your post from another thread and started this one? How many threads on your divorce do you plan on starting?

+1 I think everyone already knows that you got divorced because you built a walk-in humidor.

Malazan
03-04-2012, 06:10 PM
:al

This should get good

Ogre
03-04-2012, 06:11 PM
My tongue is bleeding from biting it so much. Must. Show. Restraint. :)

Thats a first!!! Wife has you trained well.:sl

Mattso3000
03-04-2012, 06:12 PM
My tongue is bleeding from biting it so much. Must. Show. Restraint. :)

Ummm...why?:sh

maninblack
03-04-2012, 06:40 PM
Cause I love this place and don't wanna get banned.

fencefixer
03-04-2012, 06:42 PM
:confused::tf

BHalbrooks
03-04-2012, 06:49 PM
No offense, this isn't facebook. You shouldn't be making threads about how much you hate your Ex Wife in the Cigar General... Head to the General Talk and vent there.

fencefixer
03-04-2012, 07:05 PM
No offense, this isn't facebook. You shouldn't be making threads about how much you hate your Ex Wife in the Cigar General... Head to the General Talk and vent there.

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Remo
03-04-2012, 07:34 PM
I am confused, why can't these threads all be under the same title? Why start a thread for everything that pops into your head?

chand
03-04-2012, 07:37 PM
I wish the voices in my head were this entertaining. They are more focused however.

Malazan
03-04-2012, 08:03 PM
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cigarsmoker2543
03-04-2012, 08:27 PM
I'm as bored as u are G I hope this comment won't give me an infraction

cigarsmoker2543
03-04-2012, 08:29 PM
That sounds like a great idea, this all came about because a Cigar smoker like myself wanted to know about my WALK in HUMIDOR


I'm very sorry about this I'm very sorry you had to take time to read my thread, again I'M VERY SORRY

cigarsmoker2543
03-04-2012, 08:30 PM
I'm sorry you are so confused I will spell slower next time is this an infraction

icehog3
03-04-2012, 08:32 PM
That sounds like a great idea, this all came about because a Cigar smoker like myself wanted to know about my WALK in HUMIDOR


I'm very sorry about this I'm very sorry you had to take time to read my thread, again I'M VERY SORRY

Didn't you just apologize a couple days ago for some other stuff?

Apologies tend to carry less weight when they need to happen repeatedly in a short period of time. :2

icehog3
03-04-2012, 08:34 PM
I also believe you were told not to publicly discuss the last infraction you received as it was visible only to the ToE and yourself. Since you have mentioned it 3 times here, I guess it is not a secret any longer that you were infracted for rude behavior toward another member. And yes, I guess you can say you are well are your way to #2.

Remo
03-04-2012, 08:42 PM
I'm sorry you are so confused I will spell slower next time is this an infraction

Not confused by the content of your post so no need to spell slower, confused as why you need a new thread to tell us why you are divorced, then again on why you hate your ex..we get it. But that is a nice humidor.

macsauce13
03-04-2012, 08:46 PM
Just an opinion, of course, but the OP seems to be fairly inebriated. I'm not sure patronizing will stop it as quickly as just ignoring it.

OP, I'm sorry you are going through a shitty time in your life. I hope it looks up sooner than later! :tu

emopunker2004
03-04-2012, 09:01 PM
Ummm...why?:sh

Because he has started a zillion threads and already had one on this topic. :sh

BHalbrooks
03-04-2012, 10:14 PM
I'm sorry you are so confused I will spell slower next time is this an infraction
So basically you want to get banned or infracted... You're basically hinting at it.
Didn't you just apologize a couple days ago for some other stuff?

Apologies tend to carry less weight when they need to happen repeatedly in a short period of time. :2
This reminds me of a Jerry Springer episode I saw thursday.
Guy: "Baby, I cheated on you, I'm sorry"
Girl: "I'm mad, but we'll get through it"
Guy: "That's great. Oh yea, it was with your Sister, Mom, and Cousin."
Fast forward to the update episode
Guy: "Baby, I cheated on you, I'm sorry.
Girl: "WTF"
Guy: "Yea... it was your Sister, Mom, and Cousin again."
Not confused by the content of your post so no need to spell slower, confused as why you need a new thread to tell us why you are divorced, then again on why you hate your ex..we get it. But that is a nice humidor.
With some people, when it comes to Threads, it's quantity not quality :r

colinb913
03-04-2012, 10:26 PM
Guys, I have it figured out.. He IS getting a divorce, and is drinking, as a way of coping with his impending loss.. Hence all the threads.

BHalbrooks
03-04-2012, 10:29 PM
Colin, I don't think he's getting a divorce... Where'd you get that? Reading comprehension man, learn it! :r

emopunker2004
03-04-2012, 10:31 PM
Colin, I don't think he's getting a divorce... Where'd you get that? Reading comprehension man, learn it! :r

:r:r:r

colinb913
03-04-2012, 10:32 PM
Colin, I don't think he's getting a divorce... Where'd you get that? Reading comprehension man, learn it! :r

Tired... Going to... :sleep:

jluck
03-04-2012, 11:09 PM
We reap what we sow.

OP, Chill man. This is a great place with tons of great people/info.What a shame....

Mattso3000
03-05-2012, 12:33 AM
Because he has started a zillion threads and already had one on this topic. :sh

Yeah...not what I meant...:sl.

massphatness
03-05-2012, 04:36 AM
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maninblack
03-05-2012, 05:56 AM
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That there is funny!!:D