Smitty81 roast.

[smitty81]

WTH.............might as well. Instead of spacing it out within 5 different threads, might as well keep it all in one. :)

[T.G]

What makes you think that you are being roasted?

[smitty81]

What makes you think that you are being roasted?

really?
I might be new here but I'm not an idiot.

[chippewastud79]

really?
I might be new here but I'm not an idiot.

You sure are trying hard. :sh

Seriously, slow down. Your reputation is earned over time, not in one month. ;)

[Ogre]

really?
I might be new here but I'm not an idiot.

That's up for debate!!!!:noon

[icehog3]

Nebraska is so cold....

[chippewastud79]

Nebraska is so cold....

Nice review. :tu

[smitty81]

That's up for debate!!!!:noon

not trying to be annoying here, just looking so socialize a little. Isn't that what a forum is for?

Sorry I twisted everyones wrist and made you all read my threads and reply too.

[Ogre]

not trying to be annoying here, just looking so socialize a little. Isn't that what a forum is for?

Sorry I twisted everyones wrist and made you all read me threads and reply too.

You titled this a roast!!! So get over it!!!!:r

[smitty81]

You titled this a roast!!! So get over it!!!!:r

I guess I did......:tu

[MurphysLaw]

Your reputation is earned over time, not in one month.

Sometimes you can earn a reputation in a month, make sure it's a good one :2

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

Not in the mood for Italian beef? Best Italian cold subs...Bari, Freddy's, and J. P. Graziano's

[chippewastud79]

Sometimes you can earn a reputation in a month, make sure it's a good one :2

Well played. I should have noted that good reputations are earned over time. :tu

[oooo35980]

What are the other threads where you are getting roasted? I tried the search function but didn't come up with much.

[smitty81]

What are the other threads where you are getting roasted? I tried the search function but didn't come up with much.

Maby you wernt using it right.

[chippewastud79]

I tried the search function but didn't come up with much.

:r

[chippewastud79]

Maby you wernt using it right.

Like 'Spell check'? :rolleyes:

[smitty81]

Like 'Spell check'? :rolleyes:

no, spell czech

[icehog3]

I said, Nebraska is so cold....

[MurphysLaw]

I said, Nebraska is so cold....

How cold is it?

[oooo35980]

I said, Nebraska is so cold....

How cold is it?...

[smitty81]

How cold is it?

A lot colder than it will ever get where you live.

[Remo]

Now, this beats the hell outta Nebraska banter :tu

[jluck]

Hot climate, year round.....duh

[Remo]

Sometimes you can earn a reputation in a month, make sure it's a good one :2

Look at Tom, he's still trying to shake the Douchebag moniker :lr

[icehog3]

It is so cold, Josh doesn't have to worry about his humidor getting to hot!

Yeah, that sucked. Don't most jokes at roasts suck, though?

I'll be here all za veek .

[icehog3]

Look at Tom, he's still trying to shake the Douchebag moniker :lr

Never happen, Mike. ;)

[MurphysLaw]

It is so cold, Josh doesn't have to worry about his humidor getting to hot!

Yeah, that sucked. Don't most jokes at roasts suck, though?

I'll be here all za veek .

:lr

[Remo]

Never happen, Mike. ;)

:lr I know :tu

[smitty81]

Hot climate, year round.....duh

like Dallol, Ethiopia:confused:

[galaga]

So cold I saw a dog stuck to a fire hydrant............
..........that a saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets. ;)

[smitty81]

Look at Tom, he's still trying to shake the Douchebag moniker :lr

Never happen, Mike. ;)

:lr I know :tu

G......Thanks guys.

[MurphysLaw]

A lot colder than it will ever get where you live.

I don't know, it gets pretty chilly here...

[smitty81]

I don't know, it gets pretty chilly here...

Maby chilly but not cold.

[Bageland2000]

http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110222135104/randomstuffstuff/images/thumb/9/90/Awkward_turtle.jpg/247px-Awkward_turtle.jpg

[Remo]

G......Thanks guys.

Not you Josh.....Tom is the Douchebag :tu

[icehog3]

Not you Josh.....Tom is the Douchebag :tu

Yup...keep up, will ya Josh? Look at my User Title. ;) :r

[14holestogie]

Not you Josh.....Tom is the Douchebag :tu

Yup, Tom's got that title sewn up. We could use a douchenozzle, however. ;)

[Stephen]

So, when is Josh going to post his recipe for roast? I'm on pins and needles here...

[CigarNut]

It's rainy and windy here in Oregon.

[CigarNut]

Ibtl :)

[14holestogie]

...and then they always ask if I want it toasted? I always want it toasted. Stop asking repetitive questions. :tf

[Adriftpanda]

It's rainy and windy here in Oregon.

same here! I'm so hungry, I could go for 99 cent tacos at Jack in the Box

[VirtualSmitty]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlSF0dtDRD8&feature=g-all-u&context=G2cce6f6FAAAAAAAAAAA

[jluck]

like Dallol, Ethiopia:confused:

You got Google figured out. Use the same whit for the search bar.;)

[Adriftpanda]

http://i626.photobucket.com/albums/tt346/hnguyen14/da-hood-4.jpg

Just an awesome picture of myself.

[68TriShield]

Just an awesome picture of myself.

I like that blue on you :)

[smitty81]

I like that blue on you :)

yes, it compliments his eye color.

[T.G]

http://i626.photobucket.com/albums/tt346/hnguyen14/da-hood-4.jpg

Just an awesome picture of myself.

Mean Darrell?

[fencefixer]

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/1602763/81174479.jpg

[bobarian]

like Dallol, Ethiopia:confused:

This is what happens when you Google without reading the entire article. Dallol no longer exists, but from 1960-66 it holds the record for highest mean temperature over an extended period.

[icehog3]

This is what happens when you Google without reading the entire article. Dallol no longer exists, but from 1960-66 it holds the record for highest mean temperature over an extended period.

Learn to Google, Man. :mad:

[LasciviousXXX]

This thread has given me diabetes......

[Jbailey]

This thread is causing me to drink heavily.

[G G]

83 here in florida today.

[smitty81]

83 here in florida today.

Bastard. snow here

[G G]

Bastard. snow here
Well if it's any consolation it is "unseasonably warm" here. It's usually only in the 60s or 70s this time of year.:r

[Ogre]

Well if it's any consolation it is "unseasonably warm" here. It's usually only in the 60s or 70s this time of year.:r

Don't forget the clear blue skies and low humidity!!!!

[Ashcan Bill]

Now I'm second guessing myself. Instead of meat loaf, maybe I should have whipped up some roast smitty tonight? :confused:

[smitty81]

Now I'm second guessing myself. Instead of meat loaf, maybe I should have whipped up some roast smitty tonight? :confused:

Its pretty much the best i know i guess

[maninblack]

I'm lost. Is your roast as good as the Charlie sheen roast? I love me some cocaine on top of mine.

[Ogre]

Now I'm second guessing myself. Instead of meat loaf, maybe I should have whipped up some roast smitty tonight? :confused:

Yea, but if you don't get a good cut it's kinda fatty!!!!:gary

[oooo35980]

It's pretty cold here too, at night on the beach the wind chill can get down to like 70.

[Ogre]

It's pretty cold here too, at night on the beach the wind chill can get down to like 70.

Damn, and you without a parka!! How do you manage????

[maninblack]

When it hits thirty here I break out my speedo.

[oooo35980]

Damn, and you without a parka!! How do you manage????

I wear a parka.

[smitty81]

Yea, but if you don't get a good cut it's kinda fatty!!!!:gary

Did you just make a fat joke?

[Ogre]

Did you just make a fat joke?

Why, you weight challenged???? Cause it looks like I did!!!

[Ogre]

When it hits thirty here I break out my speedo.

And you wonder why nobody visits you!!!!:su

[smitty81]

Why, you weight challenged???? Cause it looks like I did!!!

Na......not yet anyhow

[maninblack]

And you wonder why nobody visits you!!!!:su

You've seen me in my hot tub. Dead sexy!

[cort]

Has anyone ever squeezed the hand rails so hard while pooping that your fingernails fell off?

[Ogre]

You've seen me in my hot tub. Dead sexy!

You got that dead part right!!! It is funny that every pic you post of the hot tube, your alone.

[maninblack]

That's cause my wife can hold her breath.

[Ogre]

That's cause my wife can hold her breath.

With you in it, I don't think there is room for her!!!!:sl

[Remo]

That's cause my wife can hold her breath.

That was funny :lr

[maninblack]

With you in it, I don't think there is room for her!!!!:sl

True. I'm a bigger man. Lots of lovin to go around.

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

Has anyone ever squeezed the hand rails so hard while pooping that your fingernails fell off?

How did this comment get passed up for almost an hour?:r

[Ogre]

How did this comment get passed up for almost an hour?:r

Because it come from Gary.

[G G]

Boo Gary.

[Remo]

Because it come from Gary.

This! :r

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

Because it come from Gary.

Or maybe it's true for some people:D

[Ogre]

Or maybe it's true for some people:D

Yea, like Gary.

[Remo]

Or maybe it's true for some people:D

I've sat there so long my feet have fallen asleep :r

[Ogre]

I've sat there so long my feet have fallen asleep :r

TMI!!! keep it to yourself.

[T.G]

I've sat there so long my feet have fallen asleep :r


That must have left one hell of a ring on your ass.

[Remo]

TMI!!! keep it to yourself.

Like you never have :sl

[Remo]

That must have left one hell of a ring on your ass.

Always Adam, I stay until I am empty :tu

[GolfNut]

There once was a fart deep within,
who thought that to stay was a sin,
So he tunneled about,
till he found his way out,
as I silently sat with a grin :D

[smitty81]

This thread is epic

[GolfNut]

There once was a man from Juno,
He said, 'Sex, this i do know,
Women are fine,
sheep are divine,
but armadillos are numero uno.

:D

[pnoon]

This thread is epic

Opinions vary greatly.
:2

[emopunker2004]

Opinions vary greatly.
:2

:gary

[jluck]

who farted?

[smitty81]

:gary

:tpd:

[chippewastud79]

This thread is epic

No

[pnoon]

:gary

:tpd:

http://www.mindcontroll.com/imagearchive/images/1233.jpg

[Bageland2000]

This thread is epic

someone's threadsterbating

[GolfNut]

someone's threadsterbating

^^We need an emoticon for this!^^ :ss

[jluck]

Smitty81....The first to achieve more threads started than posts.:gary

[GolfNut]

Nevermind....just found it: :noon

:D

[Bageland2000]

^^We need an emoticon for this!^^ :ss

THAT would be epic. can it have Beevis in it?

[BC-Axeman]

How cold is it!?!

[sevans105]

http://troll.me/images/challenge-accepted/yeah-thats-right-im-an-attention-whore.jpg

[icehog3]

This thread has given me diabetes......

It gave me Lupus.

[CigarNut]

This thread is epicYou need to get out more :r

[CigarNut]

It gave me Lupus.
Please: STAY AWAY FROM GANZ!

[Zeuceone]

Welcome to the Asylum, my friend.

[pnoon]

This thread has given me diabetes......

It gave me Lupus.

It gave me hemorrhoids.

[replicant_argent]

I so very much want to make a Smitty81=Lisa Lampanellis gooey cavern joke.





But I won't.





;)




Too much? Too soon?

[irratebass]

Didn't read all 6 pages, but congrats on your own banter Smitty and howdy

[CigarSquid]

Smitty81....The first to achieve more threads started than posts.:gary

:tpd:

Didn't read all 6 pages, but congrats on your own banter Smitty and howdy

I did. Didn't really miss anything you couldn't gather from the last page.


Good luck with this Smitty81... Good luck..

[smitty81]

It gave me Lupus.

http://www.vampirisme.com/wp-content/uploads/galery/2012/02/its-not-lupus.jpg

[icehog3]

Please: STAY AWAY FROM GANZ!

Why, is he rabid? :eek:

[CigarNut]

Why, is he rabid? :eek:I don't want you infecting him with your Lupus!

[MrClean]

In response to Gary's handrail/fingernail comment............I gave myself a nose bleed once.

[dave]

Read more. Post less. Think more. Relax. Not every thought needs a post or, worse, a thread.

[Subvet642]

Nice review. :tu

Always makes me laugh. :D

[Islayphile]

Did I miss the free Gurkhas?

[pnoon]

Read more. Post less. Think more. Relax. Not every thought needs a post or, worse, a thread.
There are many members who should read and heed this. Wise words, dave.
Posted via Mobile Device

[357]

There are many members who should read and heed this. Wise words, dave.
Posted via Mobile Device

Agreed. I lurked at CS just absorbing info for about a year before I even posted.

Now where's my gold star?

[chippewastud79]

Agreed. I lurked at CS just absorbing info for about a year before I even posted.

Now where's my gold star?

http://charlottesfancy.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/gold-star-for-you-by-hawk-gerber.jpg


You can just post 500 posts in a month to earn another. :tu

[CigarNut]

http://charlottesfancy.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/gold-star-for-you-by-hawk-gerber.jpg


You can just post 500 posts in a month to earn another. :tuNow you've gone and done it... :r

[chippewastud79]

Or you can start a banter thread and when it gets moved to 'Joker' then you pick up a bunch of free posts for your count :tu

[icehog3]

I don't want you infecting him with your Lupus!

Good thing he doesn't read smitty's threads, he only likes the Habanos forum. ;)

[smitty81]

Good thing he doesn't read smitty's threads, he only likes the Habanos forum. ;)

don't be a hater.

[icehog3]

don't be a hater.

How's that being a "hater"?

[smitty81]

How's that being a "hater"?

Nevermind, My bad...................sorry I blew up there.:D

[Islayphile]

Haters gonna hate...

Where's my free Gurkha smitty?

[icehog3]

Nevermind, My bad...................sorry I blew up there.:D

My dog doesn't have time for Banter, he is busy killing possums and squirrels. Me, I read 'em all.

[smitty81]

I feel like total crap today. My damn alergies are killing me. I want to go home but I'm waiting for ups to come to work and bring my CBID stuff before I go home. Now thats dedication.

[smitty81]

Haters gonna hate...

Where's my free Gurkha smitty?

free gurkha? :confused:

What am I missing here?

[Islayphile]

free gurkha? :confused:

What am I missing here?

It's customary for the "roastee" to give out free Gurkha's to all who ask.

[smitty81]

It's customary for the "roastee" to give out free Gurkha's to all who ask.

very well then, send me your address.

[Islayphile]

very well then, send me your address.

:r

[smitty81]

:r

I'm waiting...........Got a 5'r picked out on cbid just for this roast.

[Islayphile]

I'm waiting...........Got a 5'r picked out on cbid just for this roast.

Me thinks you're gonna need a bigger boat

[smitty81]

Me thinks you're gonna need a bigger boat

What say you?

[Islayphile]

What say you?

Free is the only way anyone would take them

;)

[maninblack]

In before the lock..

[BC-Axeman]

Everyone send me all those nasty Gurkha G3s for proper disposal.

[icehog3]

This is a roast thread.

If people don't start insulting smitty immediately, the ToE will have no option but to close this thread.

I will also post a new thread with a poll for members' opinions on banning smitty.

[Ashcan Bill]

Free is the only way anyone would take them

;)

Nope. Not even for free.

[Islayphile]

Nope. Not even for free.

:D

[Islayphile]

Everyone send me all those nasty Gurkha G3s for proper disposal.

You can have mine

smitty...hop on it will ya

[Bageland2000]

free gurkha? :confused:

What am I missing here?

a LOT more than you realize...

[icehog3]

If the next post doesn't include an insult for smitty, I am shuttin' 'er down.

[replicant_argent]

Smitty makes Flava Flav look like Mr. Bean.

[icehog3]

Smitty makes Flava Flav look like Mr. Bean.

THAT'S what I'm talking about!!

[replicant_argent]

I once thought about asking Smitty for advice, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

[replicant_argent]

Smitty uses the search function like Lisa Lampanelli uses discretion about whether she screws 4 or 5 guys a night.

[T.G]

If the next post doesn't include an insult for smitty, I am shuttin' 'er down.

If it's a compliment, does he get banned?

[Bageland2000]

I once thought about asking Smitty for advice, but then I took an arrow to the knee.

My cousin's out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Douche-bag duty at the smitty roast...

[replicant_argent]

I was at a pet store once, and saw a puppy that was the product of love between Lisa Lampanelli and Smitty. I thought about buying it and calling it Smitty Jr. but I decided "CumDumpster" was a lot classier.
I didn't buy it, I rammed a cat down its throat to put it out of its inevitable misery.

[Pseudosacred]

So much animosity towards this guy :r

I'm not sure if he deserves it or not?

[Islayphile]

Animosity is such a strong word

Hatred will suffice

[smitty81]

This is a roast thread.

If people don't start insulting smitty immediately, the ToE will have no option but to close this thread.

I will also post a new thread with a poll for members' opinions on banning smitty.

Ban me? really?

[replicant_argent]

Don't get me wrong, Smitty is a classy guy!

I once saw him use a New rubber on a 2 dollar syphilitic hooker.



Don't ask me why I was there, it was rock bottom for me.

[Islayphile]

Don't get me wrong, Smitty is a classy guy!

I once saw him use a New rubber on a 2 dollar syphilitic hooker.



Don't ask me why I was there, it was rock bottom for me.

Even though we don't want to know, we gotta know

[Bageland2000]

So much animosity towards this guy :r

I'm not sure if he deserves it or not?

He created the thread...

[Bageland2000]

Ban me? really?

I'd miss you less than I miss dick cancer

[replicant_argent]

This one time, at Band Camp, I heard Smitty shoved a bassoon.....

[jluck]

Smitty couldn't even buy respect with mass bombings at this point.

[smitty81]

Smitty couldn't even buy respect with mass bombings at this point.

Wow. a good one

[chippewastud79]

Smitty couldn't even buy respect with mass bombings at this point.

Nobody can 'buy respect with mass bombings'. :rolleyes:

[Pseudosacred]

I just realized, Smitty has 323 posts in a month. Wow! I wish I had that much to say :r

[jluck]

Nobody can 'buy respect with mass bombings'. :rolleyes:

That was the joke.

[chippewastud79]

That was the joke.

Just wanted to make sure you weren't encouraging him to try. ;)

[chippewastud79]

I just realized, Smitty has 323 posts in a month. Wow! I wish I had that much to say :r

So does Smitty. ;)

[Ogre]

You know that Smitty created the tooth brush??? If it had been anyone else, it would have been called the teeth brush.

[Bageland2000]

So does Smitty. ;)

burn!:r

[jluck]

Just wanted to make sure you weren't encouraging him to try. ;)
No sir. That kills the genuine part of bombing as I understand it.

[bobarian]

No sir. That kills the genuine part of bombing as I understand it.

;s All it kills is the "Look at Me!" trend that seems to pervade many recent bombings. sh

[maninblack]

Ban him? I hardly knew him! On a serious note, my belly button smells like nacho cheese.

[CigarNut]

I tried to think of something good to say about Smitty… Nothing came to mind...

:r

[chippewastud79]

;s All it kills is the "Look at Me!" trend that seems to pervade many recent bombings. sh

Ahh, yes. Look at me 'Bomb' posts kind of like 'Look at me' Banter threads. :gary

[sevans105]

Man, I'm kinda jealous. I dont have 9 pages on my banter thread. :(

I guess even negative attention counts as attention.

[maninblack]

This isnt banter Scott, it's about how smitty's a joke. I think.

[icehog3]

Now THIS is a roast! :D

[Ogre]

I wonder if Smitty can hold his liquor. Is seems that the attention whores are more talk then action!! Is that not right Tom???:r:r

[maninblack]

We haven't been near mean enough yet. Let's bring the pain.

[CigarSquid]

It's customary for the "roastee" to give out free Gurkha's to all who ask.
Dont forget mine.

Smitty couldn't even buy respect with mass bombings at this point.
Harsh. Oh Well, Roast on!

Nobody can 'buy respect with mass bombings'. :rolleyes:
:gary

We haven't been near mean enough yet. Let's bring the pain.
I really cant get anything to bring the pain out. ;s for my lack of roasting.

[icehog3]

I wonder if Smitty can hold his liquor. Is seems that the attention whores are more talk then action!! Is that not right Tom???:r:r

I've seen one or two over the years, Larry. ;) :lr

[cort]

Does anyone know how long it takes for fingernails to grow back? It hurts to type.

[Jbailey]

I've seen one or two over the years, Larry. ;) :lr

:r:r:r

[oooo35980]

Does anyone know how long it takes for fingernails to grow back? It hurts to type.

Everyone's fingernails are different, you have to see what works for you.

[icehog3]

Everyone's fingernails are different, you have to see what works for you.

Lee Press-ons?

[oooo35980]

Is Lee a brand of press-ons?

[Boz]

Does anyone know how long it takes for fingernails to grow back? It hurts to type.

Stop gripping the handicap rail in the stall so hard.

[icehog3]

Is Lee a brand of press-ons?

http://www.skooldays.com/categories/fashion/fa1555.htm

[oooo35980]

How do you press those on?

[CigarNut]

Just go for the gel coat; my wife says that they last for months.

[icehog3]

How do you press those on?

http://iamtransgendered.com/ILovePressOnNails.aspx

Paragraph 6.

[oooo35980]

I know how to press those on, I'm not an idiot don't be such a d!ck about it gosh!

[icehog3]

I know how to press those on, I'm not an idiot don't be such a d!ck about it gosh!

Dick? Really?

[oooo35980]

Also, that website is hilarious.

[oooo35980]

I try to be a good boy and make the I in dick into a !

[icehog3]

I try to be a good boy and make the I in dick into a !

But I answered your question and I am a dick? :confused:

[oooo35980]

But I answered your question and I am a dick? :confused:

DUH...

[icehog3]

DUH...

Well, Wecome to the Asylum.

[oooo35980]

I should just stay out of these threads no one understands me in type.

[icehog3]

I should just stay out of these threads no one understands me in type.

OK, no harm no foul.

[pnoon]

I go to a herf and look at all that I miss.

Wow.
Now I have to wonder would I rather be a dick or rude and unattractive. (sorry Brian. ;))

[icehog3]

I go to a herf and look at all that I miss.

Wow.
Now I have to wonder would I rather be a dick or rude and unattractive. (sorry Brian. ;))

Mine may be rude, but it is certainly not unattractive. ;)

[CigarNut]

Mine may be rude, but it is certainly not unattractive. ;)
To quote Dalton: "Opinions vary"...

:r

[Ogre]

Mine may be rude, but it is certainly not unattractive. ;)

Thats not what SHE (or was it a HE??) said!!!:td

[Stephen]

I once thought about asking Smitty for advice, but then I took an arrow to the knee.
Excellent.

[Islayphile]

smitty turned me into a newt












I didn't get better

:fl

[icehog3]

To quote Dalton: "Opinions vary"...

:r

What is your opinion? ;)

[Remo]

Like I said, much better than Nebraska Banter!!!

[Stephen]

Like I said, much better than Nebraska Banter!!!
Poked my head into the Utah banter thread. You guys really need to check it out!!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loa0luREID1qfwqiy.gif

[Remo]

Poked my head into the Utah banter thread. You guys really need to check it out!!

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loa0luREID1qfwqiy.gif

:lr....that's why I never started one :r Although there are like 5 guys here from Utah :tu

[Remo]

Stephen, send me your addy, I will send you a tourist brochure :sl

[Stephen]

:lr....that's why I never started one :r Although there are like 5 guys here from Utah :tu
Well we won't hold that against you.:D

[Stephen]

Stephen, send me your addy, I will send you a tourist brochure :sl
Pfft. Kevin said you hit like an arthritic girl. Us boys from the Show-Me State swing some serious lumber.:sl

[ApexAZ]

Maybe Arizona and Utah should band together.

[Remo]

Pfft. Kevin said you hit like an arthritic girl. Us boys from the Show-Me State swing some serious lumber.:sl

Kevin is a biotch!!! :r

[Remo]

Maybe Arizona and Utah should band together.

Hell ya :tu

[Stephen]

Maybe Arizona and Utah should band together.
Hell ya :tu
And do what, play with your Barbie dolls?

[Stephen]

Kevin is a biotch!!! :r
Now why you wanna go poke the sleeping bear? Tsk tsk, not a wise move, my friend.

[Ogre]

:lr....that's why I never started one :r Although there are like 5 guys here from Utah :tu

Thats 3 more then Nebraska!!!!!

[Ogre]

Kevin is a biotch!!! :r

Now why you wanna go poke the sleeping bear? Tsk tsk, not a wise move, my friend.

But Kevin is a BIOTCH!!!!!

[CigarNut]

What is your opinion? ;)*** **** opinions **** **** ****** trouble *** **** too ****** much of the time...

[maninblack]

But Kevin is a BIOTCH!!!!!

So says my two biggest b!tches, Mike and Larry. They know I keep my pimp hand strong just to keep them both in line.

[Ogre]

So says my two biggest b!tches, Mike and Larry. They know I keep my pimp hand strong just to keep them both in line.

You gotta be kidding, you are just one step above Smitty on the BIOTCH list!!!! Just above!!!:sl

[Zeuceone]

You can only go up from here..

[G G]

Smitty oughta be just about done by now. He's been thoroughly roasted.:r

[replicant_argent]

I am going to need to see thoroughly incinerated on-faux-coupon-sale charcoal.

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

[CigarSquid]

Smitty oughta be just about done by now. He's been thoroughly roasted.:r

:tpd:

[maninblack]

He may be thoroughly roasted, but he won't stop.

[smitty81]

He may be thoroughly roasted, but he won't stop.

:slI be good now, I promise!:<

[maninblack]

Promises, promises.

[Chainsaw13]

Is smitty the new Devan?

[T.G]

Is smitty the new Devan?

Nah, Devan is actually likeable.:D

[smitty81]

Nah, Devan is actually likeable.:D

ouch

[T.G]

ouch

One roast, coming up! :D

[maninblack]

Nah, Devan is actually likeable.:D

He is?

[chippewastud79]

Nah, Devan is actually likeable.:D

Opinions vary

[CigarSquid]

Wish I would have known this Devan you speak of to compare Smitty.

[CigarNut]

Where's the duck?

[icehog3]

Let's neuter him! :D

[Ogre]

Let's neuter him! :D

Do the world a favor!!!! :gary

[CigarNut]

Why would you neuter the duck??

[T.G]

Poor duck.

[CigarNut]

Poor duck.
You bet poor duck! He's only got one ball left now...

[Ogre]

You bet poor duck! He's only got one ball left now...

Until he gets married!!!!:sl

[CigarNut]

Until he gets married!!!!:slWhat hen is going to want a duck with one ball?

[CigarSquid]

What hen is going to want a duck with one ball?

:tu True statement.

[Ogre]

What hen is going to want a duck with one ball?

A one legged hen named Eileen!!!!!!:noon

[CigarNut]

Only if she has an extra breast (or two) :r