The Funeral

[irratebass]

The Funeral

A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery. A black hearse was followed by a second black hearse about 50
feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary man
walking a dog on a leash. Behind him, a short distance back, were about
200 men walking single file.

The man couldn't stand the curiosity. He respectfully approached the
man walking the dog and said:

"I am so sorry for your loss, and this may be a bad time to disturb
you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

"My wife's."

''What happened to her?"

"She yelled at me and my dog attacked and killed her."

He inquired further, "But who is in the second hearse?"

The man answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
when the dog turned on her. She didn’t survive either."

A very poignant and touching moment of brotherhood and silence passed
between the two men.

"Can I borrow the dog?"

The man replied, "Get in line."

[sevans105]

Niiiiiiice. Will the dog do ex-wives? Cuz that would be fan-damn-tastic. Whatever he charged would be cheaper in the long run.

[chaase321]

That is ripe Mickey! :r

[Ogre]

I like it!!!!!

[Jefft72]

Funny! Start out the morning on a good note. Thanks for that.

[kelmac07]

:r :r :r :r

[Taki]

Not bad brother :lr

[pektel]

:lr

[Jasonw560]

Classic!! I love that.

Niiiiiiice. Will the dog do ex-wives? Cuz that would be fan-damn-tastic. Whatever he charged would be cheaper in the long run.
:tu

[kaisersozei]

A lad comes home from school and all excited with news for his dad.
"I got a part in the school play!" he said.
"Oh yeah?" said his father. "What are you playing?"
"I play a man who's been married for 25 years."
The dad puts his hand on his son's shoulder and says, “That's okay son, maybe next year you’ll get a speaking part.”

[sevans105]

A lad comes home from school and all excited with news for his dad.
"I got a part in the school play!" he said.
"Oh yeah?" said his father. "What are you playing?"
"I play a man who's been married for 25 years."
The dad puts his hand on his son's shoulder and says, “That's okay son, maybe next year you’ll get a speaking part.”

^ This^ is funny cuz it's TRUE.