Night full of disappointment with an Opus X and a drunk guy

[BHalbrooks]

Well, I got married yesterday. My fiancee is in the Coast Guard, and her duty section had a party to celebrate with us.

I've had an Opus X in my humidor for 6 months, and I hadn't tried an Opus before. Needless to say, I was very excited to light the bad boy up.

I lit her up on the back patio, in a nice quiet area. One of her coworkers was hammered, ran outside, said Tobacco was bad and smashed it out of my hand. I didn't scream or cry somehow, and managed to pick it up. The ENTIRE wrapper was so cracked, it came off.

So now my first Opus is destroyed, and to top it off, it was too sweet for me. Not even a fan of the Opus. WTF hahah

[kelmac07]

Sorry to hear Brian. Oh...and you can stop calling her the fiancee...she's the wife now. :D

[pnoon]

Sounds like he deserved a :gary

By the way, I just noticed your sig line. I think I KNOW that guy. ;)

[maninblack]

That drunk a-hole needs a good kick in the nuts. Just sayin.

[pnoon]

That drunk a-hole needs a good kick in the nuts. Just sayin.

Didn't I just say that? :D

[Pseudosacred]

If he was drunk he wouldn't remember how he got a broken nose and a chipped tooth :tu

[MedicCook]

That kind of thing does not happen to Yankee fan's. :r

[chaase321]

If he was drunk he wouldn't remember how he got a broken nose and a chipped tooth :tu

agreed...but he would remember that it hurt, and he messed up :r :r

Sorry about the Opus bro...hey, at least you got a wife out of the deal :noon

[Digs]

Congrats on tying the knot....But I would f--ked that tree hugger up!

[Pseudosacred]

Although, maybe we're missing something. If he would have got in a physical altercation with someone that threw a party for His wife and him, it could have ended up badly. Possibly ended with a fight of another kind :td

It sucks that you lost such a pricey stick....




At least it wasn't the almighty king of MSRP. The one. The only. Gurkha HMR :D

[jjmitchem]

That kind of thing does not happen to Yankee fan's. :r

That's cause the Yankee fan is waking up with the broken nose and the chipped tooth
:r

;s. Had to do it. Long time Red Sox fan her :D

[44stampede]

Bet it wasn't a guy (hence the nut kicking might not work) :D. Congrats on aquiring a wife bud.

[Hem]

That deserves an immediate punch to the teeth...would have just been reaction for me. Hell I would have lit him up on a $1 stick.

[MurphysLaw]

Bet it wasn't a guy (hence the nut kicking might not work) :D. Congrats on aquiring a wife bud.

Title of the thread says drunk guy...just sayin'

[Pseudosacred]

That's cause the Yankee fan is waking up with the broken nose and the chipped tooth



:r:r:r:r

I laughed hard :tu

[Volusianator]

Opus are overrated anyway.

[VirtualSmitty]

Title of the thread says drunk guy...just sayin'

That could mean anything

[MedicCook]

That's cause the Yankee fan is waking up with the broken nose and the chipped tooth
:r

;s. Had to do it. Long time Red Sox fan her :D

That's ok, everyone makes bad choices in life. :r :D

[Remo]

What a tool, sorry to hear...and I am against any sort of violence.

[oooo35980]

Good job keeping your cool, I probably couldn't have and then I would've ended up regretting it.

[tengel78]

I would wait until he's sober before you break his nose so at least he'll remember it. :D

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

Wow sorry to hear man. Those types of people disgust me.

[BHalbrooks]

That kind of thing does not happen to Yankee fan's. :r
haha because nobody hangs out with Yankees fans :r
agreed...but he would remember that it hurt, and he messed up

Sorry about the Opus bro...hey, at least you got a wife out of the deal :noon
:r
Congrats on tying the knot....But I would f--ked that tree hugger up!

Wow sorry to hear man. Those types of people disgust me.
I should clarify. It wasn't that he was a treehugger or anything. He was just kidding around, and didn't realize what he was doing. Hell, he was outside smoking. I'm not a super violent person, and if I had hit him, I'd be at the house trying to find my teeth. He would've kicked my ass easily haha.

[Remo]

Should have waited til he passed out and retrieved your twenty some odd bucks from his wallet :tu

[maninblack]

Didn't I just say that? :D
Yes but I say it with class and dignity Peter.:tu

[BHalbrooks]

Sorry to hear Brian. Oh...and you can stop calling her the fiancee...she's the wife now. :D
Good point. Lucky her. :r
Sounds like he deserved a :gary

By the way, I just noticed your sig line. I think I KNOW that guy. ;)
I was too close to tears to even try to kick him in the nuts haha
Yea, one of those RARE pnoon quotable moments. :r

[CRIMPS]

Congrats on getting hitched.

Sometimes, you just have to smile and laugh it off... Years from now, you probably wont remember the cigar.

[maninblack]

Before the Admiral says it, the testosterone here is making me swoon. :)

[Remo]

Yes but I say it with class and dignity Peter.:tu

Kind of like...."you got a purty mouth"..still sounds bad Kevin :sl

[maninblack]

Mikey you got a real purdy mouf. Lots of teef.

[44stampede]

Title of the thread says drunk guy...just sayin'
oops. Who has time to read titles
:sl

[Boz]

How far into the cigar were you?

[BHalbrooks]

It was just about at the 1/3 left mark. So it could've been a lot worse.

[Boz]

It was just about at the 1/3 left mark. So it could've been a lot worse.

Would you like to give the Opus another shot since that one was ruined prematurely? Pm me your addy and I'll send you one.

[lenguamor]

Congratulations on your betrothal. And there'll be other cigars, even other Opus'...but my God, I would have done something stupid in your place. Very stupid.

[Bageland2000]

Just chalk that up to the one hiccup in your marriage. No cigar is worth hitting someone over, but he'd have known that he ****ed up.

[mithrilG60]

Opus are massively overrated anyway.

FIFY :tu

[icehog3]

Before the Admiral says it, the testosterone here is making me swoon. :)

Thank you. :lr

At least it was a cigar, at my wedding my (now ex) wife's brother, one of my groomsmen (and 25 years old) decided it would be a good time to settle a 10 year old (mistaken) grudge against a 60 year old man and beat him so badly he was hospitalized for a week. I had my Brother In Law and my Mother In Law's boyfriend (who also participated) arrested and charged with felonies.

I should have taken that as a sign of where the marriage was heading.

[44stampede]

Wow Tom. That's rough. Yeesh

[icehog3]

Wow Tom. That's rough. Yeesh

Yes indeed....it was a sign from above. :lr

[dvickery]

think of it this way...in 35 years you will vividly remember this event (and your wedding)...much better than if you had smoked a cigar alone and uneventfully and just returned to the party.

on an unrelated note:the irish have such great parties/events/weddings/funerals...whatever.

congrats
derrek :hm

[irratebass]

Man, I just don't know about this, what gives this a-hole the right to preach to you about the evils of tobacco and to slap it out of your hand......oh yeah he was drunk.....well like the rest I wouldn't have been so cool, It may not have come down to fisticuffs, but I would have made him feel small for his actions. Sorry this happened, but congrats on the marriage.