Red Alert!

[fencefixer]

I heard that 3 warheads have been launched and are en route to undisclosed locations throughout the USA. Take cover!

[irratebass]

Get em' DC!!!! :banger

[Zeuceone]

Great review.

[hotreds]

Less than 100 posts and already you're doing this!

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/2/1362599_02bcdea730.jpg

[kaisersozei]

Less than 100 posts and already you're doing this!



Doing what, posting in the wrong forum?





:D

[fencefixer]

Doing what, posting in the wrong forum?





:D

Wrong forum?

[icehog3]

He might not have access yet. ;)

[fencefixer]

He might not have access yet. ;)

Access to what? What's the secret!!!!!

[jluck]

I heard that 3 warheads have been launched and are en route to undisclosed locations throughout the USA. Take cover!

Wow this could be very misleasing! :rolleyes:

I want my money!



IBTL.

[icehog3]

Access to what? What's the secret!!!!!

Additional forums open up with time and participation. Oh, I've already said too much. :lr

[shilala]

This will happen.

[kaisersozei]

Access to what? What's the secret!!!!!

http://i262.photobucket.com/albums/ii88/kaisersozei/droids.jpg

[Remo]

Scott, Scott and Scott!!!!! :sl

[maninblack]

Am I missing something? Are there other forums I don't get to see? I wanna be apart of the secret society.:sad

[Remo]

Am I missing something? Are there other forums I don't get to see? I wanna be apart of the secret society.:sad

Yoy have your own sub forum......cousin lovin' :lr

[icehog3]

Am I missing something? Are there other forums I don't get to see? I wanna be apart of the secret society.:sad

Do you see the bomb forum? My guess is you do.

[maninblack]

Do you see the bomb forum? My guess is you do.

Bomb forum???? Whaaaaa???:confused: :D

[maninblack]

Yoy have your own sub forum......cousin lovin' :lr

That would be in the Utah Banter forum, if we had one.:sl

[fencefixer]

Bomb forum you say...
My oh my, this place is like a virgin, gotta invest some time and get her drunk before you undress her, haha. :D

[mojo65]

Ausom DC your going to fit in here real well bro!:tu

[Taki]

Bomb forum you say...
My oh my, this place is like a virgin, gotta invest some time and get her drunk before you undress her, haha. :D

:lr :lr. Give em he'll brother!!!!

[fencefixer]

Should I be posting DC# or no?

[maninblack]

Do it.

[Remo]

Should I be posting DC# or no?

Nah

[fencefixer]

Do it.

Nah

Feel like I'm talking to women. :D :r:r

[Remo]

Feel like I'm talking to women. :D :r:r

Just Kevin :sl

[joeobx]

Should I be posting DC# or no?

Keep'm guessing.

[maninblack]

Feel like I'm talking to women. :D :r:r

Remo wears the skirt around here. Sissyboy.

[fencefixer]

Remo wears the skirt around here. Sissyboy.

Well to be honest, he's on my friends list and you're not.. and when I saw you post I got this uh-uh-ah-feelin' and vibe in my pants if you know what I mean and I'm definitely hetero... so who's REALLY wearin' the skirt here is the question.. :sl:r:r:r

[maninblack]

You got excited when I posted? You crossed the line there. Nasty mofo.

[Skywalker]

Cool!!!:tu

[kelmac07]

Me likey...especially if these are headed for Florida or "The Wood"!! :tu :tu

[fencefixer]

Warhead #1 - danger close, impact is imminent

[Mattso3000]

Just saw this thread. Haven't laughed that hard in a while. Nice work DC.

[Steve]

Do it.

Nah

Feel like I'm talking to women. :D :r:r

Remo wears the skirt around here. Sissyboy.

Actually, I think they have BOTH worn the skirt...the really scary thing is, it's the SAME skirt

:lr

[G G]

Actually, I think they have BOTH worn the skirt...the really scary thing is, it's the SAME skirt

:lr
:tpd:

[fencefixer]

BOOM

Warhead #1 successfully executed its mission.
Ohhh how I love that sound!

[fencefixer]

BOOM



Warhead #2 successfully executed its mission.

One more to go!

[Steve]

Tear 'em up DC!

[Remo]

Actually, I think they have BOTH worn the skirt...the really scary thing is, it's the SAME skirt

:lr

:gary:gary

[irratebass]

I was one of the BOOMS, he got me good....1st the says he will send me ONE stick I tell him lets do a trade because I don't want to be greedy, he says what's greedy about ONE single stick, so I said ok then....and was planning on getting him back when IT arrived.

Then a couple days go by and he says that he is not going to send it now, because it would be dumb to pay shipping on ONE stick.

So I told him I understood and all was good.

BAM today 5 sticks show up....unfortunately I am bed ridden and don't feel well enough to post pics, but maybe tomorrow.

Anyway DC is a senaky bastige, so watch out.

Much appreciated brother :tu

Now I have your address :fu2

When you least expect it.

[mscales]

Looks like fencefixer (DC) has been plotting no good. I received a mail bomb today that blew me up when I opened it. Seems like he is "hitting" all us bishes (?). At least the cops know who sent it because he included his framing sized picture and his gloating mantra. What the hell is a "BISHES"?

Sorry, no pic. Camera is packed up.

Line-up:

1 Iron Horse (wanted to try one)
1 5 Vegas Gold
1 5 Vegas Classic
1 Famous Name Maduro
1 Famous Name
1 NO NAME.... hmmmmm!

Thanks DC... Payback is a bishes....

[mase]

Mickey is a well deserving target, DC. Awesome job!

[Steve]

I was one of the BOOMS, he got me good...

Looks like fencefixer (DC) has been plotting no good. I received a mail bomb today that blew me up when I opened it...

This makes me HAPPY!

Nice hits!

[fencefixer]

Haha, man this is fun! Remember: DC sends love, bishes!

And thanks for everyone cheering, I could do this all day. :tu

However.. there's still 1 warhead travelling to its destination and that person is one of the most seasoned smokers out there. Hmmm who could it be!!!

[tengel78]

Nice work DC!

[mojo65]

Haha, man this is fun! Remember: DC sends love, bishes!

And thanks for everyone cheering, I could do this all day. :tu

However.. there's still 1 warhead travelling to its destination and that person is one of the most seasoned smokers out there. Hmmm who could it be!!!

hmmm...:sl

[fencefixer]

hmmm...:sl

Huh?

[backwoods357]

and when I saw you post I got this uh-uh-ah-feelin' and vibe in my pants if you know what I mean

You got excited when I posted? You crossed the line there. Nasty mofo.

Cool!!!:tu

I just about spit scotch all over my laptop, as I was reading this a conversation. Way to go DC!

[Remo]

Nice job DC :tu

[fencefixer]

Warhead #3 - danger close, impact is imminent!!

[maninblack]

Yawn.......:D

[fencefixer]

Yawn.......:D
:sl:bdh:garyhttp://i248.photobucket.com/albums/gg165/CharlieKilo22/slap.gif

[maninblack]

Slapped harder by my granny. B!tch please.

[fencefixer]

Slapped harder by my granny. B!tch please.

I figured you'd be the kind that likes that. :D Say "thank you" and ask for another! :D

[fencefixer]

BOOM



Warhead #3 successfully executed its mission.


Alert level reduced to yellow.

Standby for future deployment.

[mojo65]

BOOM



Warhead #3 successfully executed its mission.


Alert level reduced to yellow.

Standby for future deployment.

I WARNED YOU....YOU DIDN'T LISTEN...:hn NOW I HAVE TO TREAT YOU LIKE :mh

[fencefixer]

I WARNED YOU....YOU DIDN'T LISTEN...:hn NOW I HAVE TO TREAT YOU LIKE :mh



Point proven, gods are NOT immortal! :lr

[fencefixer]

A massive warhead has been launched and is en route to an undisclosed location in the USA. Take cover!

[Remo]

Someone get DC back on his meds :r

[Hem]

This is just savage! Why hasn't the UN negotiated with this man?!?!

[Remo]

This is just savage! Why hasn't the UN negotiated with this man?!?!

Can't negotiate with terrorists :lr

[maninblack]

DC sends his love, bishes!

[fencefixer]

danger close, impact is imminent

[fencefixer]

BOOM



Warhead successfully executed its mission.


Alert level reduced to yellow.

Standby for future deployment.

[irratebass]

I can't wait for this..........:D

[fencefixer]

I can't wait for this..........:D

yeah this is the nastiest one yet :D

[irratebass]

:lr

[tengel78]

Looks like DC didn't learn his lesson from the bombs he received earlier this week. :r:r

[fencefixer]

The victim was Mike and he says he put it in the bomb section of the forum which I don't have access to, anyone care taking a screen shot of the post? I wanna see the shock reaction he had.. lol

[sevans105]

http://i894.photobucket.com/albums/ac146/sevans105/RemoScreenshot.jpg

Here ya go.

[fencefixer]

Awww man where's the pic of the invoice and the coupons!!!

LOL

[cmitch]

Make sure you hit Larry (ogre) next. I'm sure if you need his address, somebody will snitch him out.:r

[Steve]

Make sure you hit Larry (ogre) next. I'm sure if you need his address, somebody will snitch him out.:r

:hy:hy:lr:lr

[Sonic04GT]

http://i894.photobucket.com/albums/ac146/sevans105/RemoScreenshot.jpg

Here ya go.

Are you sure that text is big enough old man? ;):D

[Hem]

Ouch, there's some mass destruction going on right now..man where is this guy getting everyone's address from?!?! Should we all be worried? lol

[MrClean]

Oh and Mike got :gary over and over again for getting :sl by the newbie.
Nice job DC!

[pnoon]

Make sure you hit Larry (ogre) next. I'm sure if you need his address, somebody will snitch him out.:r

Ouch, there's some mass destruction going on right now..man where is this guy getting everyone's address from?!?! Should we all be worried? lol

Just a reminder.
http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=22634

[maninblack]

Peter is the keeper of the addy's. Respect him, bishes. He is the man. :banger

[fencefixer]

You bishes learn quick! Putting 'bishes' in a sentence in the right spot and time requires the skills of a born bish, bishes!

Well done bishes! Keep the bishing up, bishes. :D

[sevans105]

Are you sure that text is big enough old man? ;):D

OHHH....was that nice? No, that was not. I try and do a favor for Fencefixer and I get called old man? I'm hurt...just emotionally wounded with that Sonic. Have I offended you in the past? Have I called you names or kicked your dog? No, I have not. I'm gonna go cry for a bit.






























:r

Man, I feel old today. Actually fell down the stairs into the basement. Just a couple stairs, but landed hard on the concrete. I'm frikkin' sore all over.

[fencefixer]

Hope you're not hurt, Scott. It must have been an accident and not punishment from the bishgods as they said your bishlevel is totally maxed out.

But for what it's worth.. my hip is messed up and I even fall UP the stairs sometimes..:r then lie there for a bit while recovering and just laugh at myself, it never gets old but I guess I am. :r

[maninblack]

You bunch of old sissies. I'm 34 and feel 18!!

[fencefixer]

You bunch of old sissies. I'm 34 and feel 18!!

Gangbangin', orgyin', booze, babes, bikes, smokes, I've done it all my friend, I've done it all and then some (I'm 31 now).

However it's always refreshing to be called sissy by a virgin; I do envy your built up energy. :D:r

[sevans105]

Gangbangin', orgyin', booze, babes, bikes, smokes, I've done it all my friend, I've done it all and then some (I'm 31 now).

However it's always refreshing to be called sissy by a virgin; I do envy your built up energy. :D:r



AAAAAAND the serve is returned with a blistering shot down the baseline....
Can the Man in Black stand up to the pressure?

Both you guys are babies. I hit the big 4 - 0 this last year. Stuff is starting to not work right anymore.

[Steve]

Bunch of dang young'uns!

[irratebass]

I turn 43 on Friday

[JenksAnejo]

I turn 23 in two weeks I smell a lot of old balls in here! ;)

[sevans105]

I turn 23 in two weeks I smell a lot of old balls in here! ;)

Hey now.....I shower every day.....you shouldn't be smelling anything. Besides, there is a very short list of people that I would let get their face close enough to accomplish that and brother, YOU AIN'T ON THAT LIST.

:D

[fencefixer]

There is no list if you're asleep. :D

[Pseudosacred]

I'm only 18, I feel like the youngest gun up in this bish (credits to DC)

[maninblack]

Gangbangin', orgyin', booze, babes, bikes, smokes, I've done it all my friend, I've done it all and then some (I'm 31 now).

However it's always refreshing to be called sissy by a virgin; I do envy your built up energy. :D:r

Virgin? That's not what your old lady said. BAM!:D

[fencefixer]

Virgin? That's not what your old lady said. BAM!:D

:tu:tu

[maninblack]

Hope that didn't offend ya DC. All in good fun bishes!

[fencefixer]

Hope that didn't offend ya DC. All in good fun bishes!

Hell no dude, when I said gangbangin', orgyin', I meant it ... for all ya know ya might have and I don't recall you.. :lr:lr

Can't really offend me unless you start talking trash about my kids. :)-(P

[maninblack]

Will never cross that line. I got 3 boys of my own.

[DaBear]

You bunch of old sissies. I'm 34 and feel 18!!

Lucky. I'm 21 and feel about 54 :r:r:r

[Ogre]

Make sure you hit Larry (ogre) next. I'm sure if you need his address, somebody will snitch him out.:r

Shut the PIE HOLE BIOTCH!!!! It has been a while since you have been :sl.

[fencefixer]

Shut the PIE HOLE BIOTCH!!!! It has been a while since you have been :sl.

Bro... easy there.. such anger! I've been told that with the hormones you might be taking you'll grow breasts too.. easy man easy.. :D:r

DC sends love, bishes! Feel the shock wave of warmth and kindness embrace you while your mind travels to distant peaceful places... and I snatch your wallet from you meanwhile...