Reasons why Star Wars sucks.

[Reaver2145]

This also applies to babylon 5 and star trek but not battlestar galactica Number 6 is hot and chewie can come too.

PS. Yes im a fairly large scy-fi nerd while my girlfriend is a HUGE marvel/batman nerd it makes for interesting convocation.

Still back to the topic i give you definitive proof why star wars sucks.

http://the-first-magelord.deviantart.com/art/Star-Wars-Vs-W40K-124870190

BTW any other W40k fans on here heretics not included.

[Eleven]

As usual, the comments are the best part!

[Blak Smyth]

I prefer Star Wars, everything else falls flat for me.
I always hated Star Trek.
I'll be honest I have no idea what W40k is and Battlestar Galactica always reminded me of a soap opera.

[Subvet642]

I sense a geek war approaching...

[dave]

I understood little of the first post and nothing in the link. That gap in my geekness does not, however, prevent me from greatly enjoying the Star Wars discussions in Clerks and Clerks 2, however -- (and I especially liked the Lord of the Rings vs. Star Wars scene.)

[Skywalker]

I do not approve of this thread!!!:D

http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/5057/screenshot20120214at651.png
Any Questions???:r

[Mattso3000]

The Death Star would work that thing like Alderan. That is, of course, provided they didn't have a spy that could get the plans and show them the 2 meter hole that firing into will destroy the entire thing...

[Subvet642]

Destroy planets:

http://img814.imageshack.us/img814/5057/screenshot20120214at651.png


Eat planets:

http://www.kurzweilai.net/images/Galactus.jpg

[Mattso3000]

Yup...Silver Surfer just needs to think about them funny and they're both toast:tu

[Reaver2145]

I now think my own thread needs more darleks.

[maninblack]

Holy crap, the nerds are on the warpath! Everyone hide your Star Wars and sci fi dvd's!

[The Poet]

Sacrilege! Heresy! Burn Simon at the post, or at least close this thread for violating the ban against religious topics.



;)

[ktblunden]

I now think my own thread needs more darleks.

At the risk of exposing myself as the geek I am, it's Daleks. No 'r'.

[Volusianator]

I prefer Star Wars, everything else falls flat for me.
I always hated Star Trek.
I'll be honest I have no idea what W40k is and Battlestar Galactica always reminded me of a soap opera.

Yes
Yes
and Yes

[icehog3]

Ah, first telling me what cigars to like, and now what movies to watch. Thank you!! :D


(Note the smiley). ;) :lr

[Reaver2145]

Ah, first telling me what cigars to like, and now what movies to watch. Thank you!! :D


(Note the smiley). ;) :lr

Hay im here to help better give me your smokes too so i can make sure your smoking them right.

[shilala]

I just watched the whole Star Wars series. And LOTR. And the Star Wars Family Guy movies. All courtesy of my buddy Stephen. :)
I've watched all the orignal Star Trek series, Next Generation and Voyager. Now I'm watching Deep Space Nine. It kinda sucks.
I've watched all the Star Trek movies, the most recent one was excellent, I've seen it twice.
I have no clue what a W40K is. I think it's a lubricant, but I can't be sure.

[Skywalker]

Sacrilege! Heresy! Burn Simon at the post, or at least close this thread for violating the ban against religious topics.


:r:r


I have no clue what a W40K is. I think it's a lubricant, but I can't be sure.

:r:r

[ChicagoWhiteSox]

I loved The Empire Strikes Back

[icehog3]

Hay im here to help better give me your smokes too so i can make sure your smoking them right.

The smokes are in the mail.

"Why?", one might ask.

Because Simon sez. :)

[maninblack]

The Admiral is on a roll!!

[icehog3]

The Admiral is on a roll!!

:banger

[MarkinAZ]

Simon, the Imperial Battleship Divine Intervention doesn't stand a chance against this dude:

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg271/markinca1953/MrNatural.jpg

My man, Mr. Natural...:noon

[Reaver2145]

The smokes are in the mail.

"Why?", one might ask.

Because Simon sez. :)

Oh no he didn't.

[icehog3]

Oh no he didn't.

:lr

[Starscream]

I loved The Empire Strikes Back

I don't understand this thread, but The Empire Strikes Back is the greatest movie of ALL TIME.

[Reaver2145]

I don't understand this thread, but The Empire Strikes Back is the greatest movie of ALL TIME.

One word...Twilight

[VirtualSmitty]

https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSu2wm6WZkFl8veIz3opXO2js_JN9tV8 5NFNu2_pTlSFnvD86vP

40K is not my favorite fiction. I'm old school, Battletech ;)

[ninjavanish]

As far as greatest sci-fi movies go...



Blade Runner... Director's Cut.

'Nuff Said.

[markem]

You all lose to Dune

[Starscream]

One word...Twilight
:r
As far as greatest sci-fi movies go...



Blade Runner... Director's Cut.

'Nuff Said.

I was one of those who hated that film. I thought it was Harrison Ford's second worst film.

[icehog3]

Battle for the Planet of the Apes.


















:lr

[markem]

Heck, Tom. If we are going there, then I submit this one: Behind the Green Door. More fantasies there that any Spielberg film

[Neuromancer]

Heck, Tom. If we are going there, then I submit this one: Behind the Green Door. More fantasies there that any Spielberg film

:tpd:

At the risk of exposing myself as the geek I am, it's Daleks. No 'r'.

...ain't no one beating a 900 year-old Time Lord no matter what kinda fancy gear they're flying...the TARDIS has it all...

[Jbailey]

Star Wars happened a long time ago in a galaxy far far away. I'm sure their technology is far superior to W40K by now. :tu

[ktblunden]

...ain't no one beating a 900 year-old Time Lord no matter what kinda fancy gear they're flying...the TARDIS has it all...

The Doctor would kick a Sith Lord's ass with a sonic screwdriver and a flippant attitude. And I'm probably a bigger Star Wars geek than I am a Doctor geek.

[Blak Smyth]

I have no clue what a W40K is. I think it's a lubricant, but I can't be sure.

:r:r:r

Agreed, it's a degreaser I think.

[sevans105]

Ok, I also had no idea what w40k was, so t.hanks to my friend google, I gained a bit more useless knowledge.

I did like this warhammer 4000 (w40k) quote.
"If your battle plans are working, it is probably a trap"

[Stephen]

I have no clue what a W40K is. I think it's a lubricant, but I can't be sure.
Beats me. I thought it was an adult contemporary radio station.

[dave]

Anybody recognize these guys?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AxAEo3CWeq8 NSFW

[replicant_argent]

The Hog can crush Cthulhu.


What do your tiny little SF empires mean to this discussion now?

[Reaver2145]

Dont make me get the star wreck clips out now though you will have to know basic Finnish it looses something in translation.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ahx_b15BEc

[Malazan]

I got your W40K and see you some Grey Knights

http://warhammer40k.wikia.com/wiki/Grey_Knights

[mariogolbee]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTtss59WGoCw_p_64TEE8guABXxZ_vO5 rWI4UiMmUuryOUfRXYAWA

[sevans105]

not to be a total dork or anything but the scale on that w 40 K is absolutely asinine. if you look at it even remotely close to realize that if it was built it would probably be about the size of a decent battleship/ possibly an aircraft carrier. I could draw a picture of a ship and say oh it's the size of a small planet, but the amount of detail and design makes that ship impossible to build that large of a scale. heck they're saying that the decorative skull on the front is roughly half size of the star destroyer. The antennae at the bottom alone make that ship impossible in scale. Death star wins.

[Poronico]

I sense a geek war approaching...

I forsee suspender welts, slap fights, and virgins trying to force choke the others who are trying to phaser stun them in return :r :gary :r