Want some cigar girls for your next event?

[Sonic04GT]

Stumbled upon this. ;)

http://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/bfs/2815451666.html

:D

[jluck]

"Stumbled":r

[emopunker2004]

yes please

[Crownedone]

I....ummmm...welll...you....hey.......ok....I'll take two please.

[BigBruce]

I'd like to go to one of those events :r

[Subvet642]

They seem to have only a "House" blend called "Temptation". I suppose you'd need cute girls to "sell" such a limited selection. That being said, I don't think I'd want them to try to "sell" me their house cigars, so I suppose I'd just smoke my own and hire strippers. Better sticks, better view!

[Parshooter]

She can cut my head and light my foot anytime. ;)

[Gargoyle]

I wonder if they would fly up for NERF...

[Taki]

She can cut my head and light my foot anytime. ;)

:r:r:r :hy

[kelmac07]

Sexy girls passing out Gurkhas. :r :r

[Thrak]

I told my wife we should hire them for our superbowl party...

needless to say, she was not amused and I got a large eye roll :D

[Digs]

:r:r:r :hy

Looks good to me lest hire them for saturday nights on the wood :dr

[maninblack]

Ummm.......yes please.

[T.G]

They seem to have only a "House" blend called "Temptation". I suppose you'd need cute girls to "sell" such a limited selection. That being said, I don't think I'd want them to try to "sell" me their house cigars, so I suppose I'd just smoke my own and hire strippers. Better sticks, better view!

:tu

[Subvet642]

They seem to have only a "House" blend called "Temptation". I suppose you'd need cute girls to "sell" such a limited selection. That being said, I don't think I'd want them to try to "sell" me their house cigars, so I suppose I'd just smoke my own and hire strippers. Better sticks, better view!

:tu

Don't get me wrong, they are cute as hell, they're just wearing far too much.

[Stinky]

They seem to have only a "House" blend called "Temptation". I suppose you'd need cute girls to "sell" such a limited selection. That being said, I don't think I'd want them to try to "sell" me their house cigars, so I suppose I'd just smoke my own and hire strippers. Better sticks, better view!

Agree. Easy to buy a box (or two) of excellent/appropriate cigars, then hire models (or strippers if you like) that are "well spoken" :xxx

As in all things . . . Cost is directly related to convenience. That 'Cigar-Girl' service could be very easy/convenient. Hiring and training bimbos takes a lot more time. . . and, you run a higher risk of something going wrong. Like, the bimbos cutting half an inch off the cigar(s) and scorching the foot & wrapper like a campfire cigar! Really! [experience talking] You think it's easy to teach a pretty girl how to properly cut & light cigars? You obviously haven't done much of it! Plan on a solid half hour to explain how, demonstrate and let them practice. During the practice is where you find out:
"People learn by doing, not by watching others!"
Try it. You'll be amazed what happens when they try it themselves for the first time! I'd suggest hiding a video camera! :r . . . and, of course, use machine made cigars or cucumbers! :) . . . just kidding, use real cigars. But not the good stuff!

[Subvet642]

Agree. Easy to buy a box (or two) of excellent/appropriate cigars, then hire models (or strippers if you like) that are "well spoken" :xxx

As in all things . . . Cost is directly related to convenience. That 'Cigar-Girl' service could be very easy/convenient. Hiring and training bimbos takes a lot more time. . . and, you run a higher risk of something going wrong. Like, the bimbos cutting half an inch off the cigar(s) and scorching the foot & wrapper like a campfire cigar! Really! [experience talking] You think it's easy to teach a pretty girl how to properly cut & light cigars? You obviously haven't done much of it! Plan on a solid half hour to explain how, demonstrate and let them practice. During the practice is where you find out:
"People learn by doing, not by watching others!"
Try it. You'll be amazed what happens when they try it themselves for the first time! I'd suggest hiding a video camera! :r . . . and, of course, use machine made cigars or cucumbers! :) . . . just kidding, use real cigars. But not the good stuff!


Training? Dude, you think too much. The only skills that I require, should already be in their tool box (giggity); I can cut and light my own cigars.

[T.G]

Don't get me wrong, they are cute as hell, they're just wearing far too much.
:tu
I knew what you meant, sailor.

[T.G]

You think it's easy to teach a pretty girl how to properly cut & light cigars?

About the same as an ugly girl?

Or a guy?

How about a guy with a mustache?

Or the ones with glasses and receding hairlines? I heard they were the worst.

[Subvet642]

:tu
I knew what you meant, sailor.

Just me being pedantic.