Need HELP! Unemployed.. How do I cut down this order?

[MR. Awesome-Sauc]

I'm unemployed. I want cigars.
This is my second order, the first one was a sampler pack (I've gone into shops before and bought a single or three, this is my second order of more than 5 cigars)
I need to cut this order down.. But I don't know what to cut.
The only thing I don't want to cut is the Cigar of the Month club, it's a 5 cigar per month sampler pack that I want to do for a little bit to try out a variety of different cigars.

Help??!


Cigar of The Month Club - Month to Month


Alec Bradley Black Market, Churchill, Maduro
Alec Bradley Black Market, Robusto, Maduro
601 Blue Box-Pressed Maduro, Prominente, Maduro
601 Red Habano, Toro, Habano, 6 X 50
Montecristo Classic, Churchill, Connecticut
Montecristo Classic, Robusto, Connecticut
Montecristo Classic, Toro, Connecticut
Alec Bradley Family Blend, GS57, Habano
Alec Bradley Family Blend, M23, Habano
CAO Mx2, Belicoso, Double Maduro, 7 X 56
CAO Mx2, Robusto, Double Maduro, 5 X 52
Alec Bradley Family Blend, BX2, Habano
El Triunfador by Tatuaje, No. 2, Habano
El Triunfador by Tatuaje, No. 4, Habano

[Bill86]

I would cut the month to month and just order singles/make your own samplers when you can.

Month to month bills are for the employed.

<-----is Unemployed too.

I just order cigars as I can.

[elderboy02]

Get rid of the montecristos and all the alec bradleys

[MR. Awesome-Sauc]

Get rid of the montecristos and all the alec bradleys

Why?



I would cut the month to month and just order singles/make your own samplers when you can.

Month to month bills are for the employed.

<-----is Unemployed too.

I just order cigars as I can.


Was thinking about that. It's $33.

[mariogolbee]

If you want to try different cigars check out the newbie sampler trade. Oh, and the cigar club thing is likely a waste. If you want to try different cigars, just order a sampler of different cigars.

[Bill86]

Why?






Was thinking about that. It's $33.

Yeah can it.

With the most luck you are getting your monies worth exactly. It's certainly no deal.

Out of that list most of the cigars are very generic. Certainly nothing special, the 601 blues are good and those el triunfadors are alright. The rest not so sure. I didn't like the MX2, I've got a Black market to smoke....not in any hurry to get to that either.

[awsmith4]

Buy Cubans they are cheaper...

[MR. Awesome-Sauc]

This is what I settled on, I tried the alec bradley's and Monte cristo before and really liked them so those ones I was hard pressed to cut completley:

Alec Bradley Black Market, Churchill, Maduro
Montecristo Classic, Churchill, Connecticut
Alec Bradley Family Blend, GS57, Habano
601 Blue Box-Pressed Maduro, Prominente, Maduro
Romeo y Julieta Res. Maduro, Churchill, Maduro
Man O' War Puro Authentico, Corona, Habano
Arturo Fuente, Double Chateau Fuente, Connecticut
Oliveros King Havano Oscuro Monarch

[bobarian]

Looks like you made some good cuts. Single sizes of different blends will give you an idea of the profile of each blend. Although there are small differences in the flavor of each size, they generally are very close. :2

[kingcobradude]

My suggestion is to buy samplers from CI. you can get good sticks down to two buck a stick that would otherwise cost 8 or 10 buck each, and a couple are a buck a stick

[kingcobradude]

and there are other good deals on CI

[Mugen910]

Unemployed then don't spend money on cigars.

[Remo]

Unemployed then don't spend money on cigars.

This! ;s

[Bill86]

This! ;s

You shush :sl :sl :sl

That makes too much sense, :gary

[Remo]

You shush :sl :sl :sl

That makes too much sense, :gary

I still have no idea how you buy smokes, liquor and so much meat and not be working, I can only think that you pre-sold your liver, heart and stomach to science, brain....not so much :r

[icehog3]

She blinded me.....WITH SCIENCE!!

[Remo]

She blinded me.....WITH SCIENCE!!

Wow, 80's night in the CA :tu

[icehog3]

Wow, 80's night in the CA :tu

Yup. Right after this I am gonna rock down to Electric Avenue. And then I'll take you higher.

[Remo]

Yup. Right after this I am gonna rock down to Electric Avenue. And then I'll take you higher.

:r

[Bill86]

I still have no idea how you buy smokes, liquor and so much meat and not be working, I can only think that you pre-sold your liver, heart and stomach to science, brain....not so much :r

I dunno man. Somehow....it always just works out :sh

If I could.........:r

[Zeuceone]

they joke about a 5c cigar sign at the local lounge. Every time someones ask about 5c cigars they point to the nubs in the ashtray.

[Bill86]

Yup. Right after this I am gonna rock down to Electric Avenue. And then I'll take you higher.


:lr

YES! I remember that song :r

It's youtube time :banger

[Zeuceone]

:lr

YES! I remember that song :r

It's youtube time :banger

Lol I'm watching Pineapple Express and that song is on.

[icehog3]

We can dance if we want to......

[Bill86]

Lol I'm watching Pineapple Express and that song is on.

Nice I should watch that movie.

We can dance if we want to......

:r

[Remo]

We can dance if we want to......

I am picturing you as a new waver with a Flock of Seagulls hairdo, pegged pants and Converse skid grips with a Frankie Goes to Hollywood shirt with no sleeves :lr

[icehog3]

I am picturing you as a new waver with a Flock of Seagulls hairdo, pegged pants and Converse skid grips with a Frankie Goes to Hollywood shirt with no sleeves :lr

Nope...in the 80's, thought I was David Lee Roth. :r

[Remo]

Nope...in the 80's, thought I was David Lee Roth. :r

I can see that!

[Remo]

Ok, this thread was officially hijacked....sorry

[Bill86]

I can see that!

Someone Photoshop it!

SHANE! :r

[icehog3]

Ok, this thread was officially hijacked....sorry

Yeah, that NEVER happens around here. :lr

OK, let's get back on track.

Do yourself a favor and sh!tcan the Cigar of the Month Club, and do some NST trades. :)

[Bill86]

Do yourself a favor and sh!tcan the Cigar of the Month Club, and do some NST trades. :)

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/showthread.php?t=46087&page=40

:tu

[BlkDrew]

you could also roll your own :tu

[Sonic04GT]

I'm unemployed as well. I usually don't buy cigars unless one of the killer sampler deals pops up from CI or Cigar.com, or Cigar Monster.

Some how I still managed to fill one and a half 50ct humis in no time.

[maninblack]

Sell your blood and semen for cigar money. Works for me.

[chippewastud79]

Sell your blood and semen for cigar money. Works for me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRO0q3TOsY8

[irratebass]

Sell your blood and semen for cigar money. Works for me.

I've been thinking about selling my plasma since my wife is a cigar money spending nazi.

[Drez]

I still have no idea how you buy smokes, liquor and so much meat and not be working, I can only think that you pre-sold your liver, heart and stomach to science, brain....not so much :r

I'm convinced that bill just "pretends" to be unemployed and is really a lotto winner or something :r


As for the OP topic

I would use the 33 bucks and browse the common online retailers (famous, ci, cbid etc)


Cigar monster will normally have samplers for less than 30 bucks with free shipping. Shop around and you can build your own bigger samplers for the same if not less.

Also like mentioned the newbie sampler trade is a great place to start.

[Remo]

I've been thinking about selling my plasma since my wife is a cigar money spending nazi.

Sell your soul :tu

[irratebass]

Sell your soul :tu

Nah, Plasma doesn't have quite the repercussions as selling my soul

[T.G]

Sell your soul :tu

Sell your wife.

[irratebass]

Sell your wife.

Ouch! :sl

[Subvet642]

Nah, Plasma doesn't have quite the repercussions as selling my soul

Sell your wife.

Better repercussions! :tu

[kaisersozei]

Unemployed?

Enlist.
Get deployed.
Receive free cigars from our Troop Support Efforts.

Two problems solved!

[cmitch]

Cigars are a luxury and if you're unemployed, then I would quit smoking them. I've slowed way down on cigar purchases, myself, and I am employed.

[replicant_argent]

Nope...in the 80's, thought I was David Lee Roth. :r

Wait a minute.....







You are telling us you are not David Lee Roth?










http://princefrederickstore.com/zencart/images/david%20lee%20roth.JPG




Good luck on the job situation, Mr. Awesome

[icehog3]

Wait a minute.....


[CENTER]

You are telling us you are not David Lee Roth?




I like the way the line runs up the back of their stockings...

I've always liked those kinda high heels too.....

No, no, no, Baby, don't take 'em off, don't take 'em off, leave 'em on...

Yeah, that's it....a little more to the right.

[shark]

Unemployed then don't spend money on cigars.
+1. When you're out of work, you need to focus on what you NEED...

[shark]

I like the way the line runs up the back of their stockings...

I've always liked those kinda high heels too.....

No, no, no, Baby, don't take 'em off, don't take 'em off, leave 'em on...

Yeah, that's it....a little more to the right.


:banger Ever notice, at the end of the song, you hear him say "Look, I'll pay you for 'em, what the fu**?" :D