Prayers for Wanger

[replicant_argent]

Take a moment to send some strength to Mike. For 117 minutes tonight he will forcefully rip his nuts out of his sack for the purpose of pleasing his wife Erin on the anniversary of their marriage.
Good luck and bring a flask of rum to help with the pain of watching the opening of Breaking Dawn tonight, Mike.

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Wait, too soon?

I am not really sure that congratulations are in order... ;)

[14holestogie]

:r

[irratebass]

:hy:sw

[Mattso3000]

Wow. Ouch. Thoughts and prayers are with you through this difficult and sometimes painful experience. Hope the rest of the anniversary goes better!

[Wanger]

Weekend away from the kids, with grandpa staying at our house, so of course, the rest of the weekend WILL go better. And our actual anniversary is on Sunday, though, so yes, too soon. :p LOL

[pektel]

Wait, am I the only one that's excited for the movie to come out?

[hammondc]

ha ha ha ha! THAT is gonna suck.

[CigarNut]

I have to go with my wife as well. I am sure that she will make it worth my while :D

[Ashcan Bill]

Good luck and bring a flask of rum to help with the pain of watching the opening of Breaking Dawn tonight, Mike.



Don't think a flask of rum would do it. Maybe a jug of tequila and a handful of ludes? :lr

[Stephen]

Wait, am I the only one that's excited for the movie to come out?
*checks* Nope, my testicles are still in tact and fully functional. Had they not, I'm sure I'd be right there with ya.:tu;)

[replicant_argent]

Wait, am I the only one that's excited for the movie to come out?

Just try to blend with the other emo kids at the Mann in GR.

[Stephen]

Don't think a flask of rum would do it. Maybe a jug of tequila and a handful of ludes? :lr
Better take his shoelaces and belt from him, too.

[replicant_argent]

Don't think a flask of rum would do it. Maybe a jug of tequila and a handful of ludes? :lr

151 oughta take the edge off. And remove that nasty saccharine taste. :r

And by flask, I mean camelback, Mike is tall, he can pull it off.


Hump? What hump?

[replicant_argent]

Unfortunately I hope Mike makes it through the movie marathon weekend of romance. I just happen to have the cheat sheet for the marquee.
-27 dresses
-princess diaries
-sisterhood of the traveling pants
-Titanic
-Bridges of Madison County
-Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

Strength, Brother.

[LigaPrivadaT84]

Thoughts and prayers sent.
Yikes. :gl

[Ashcan Bill]

151 oughta take the edge off. And remove that nasty saccharine taste. :r

And by flask, I mean camelback, Mike is tall, he can pull it off.


Hump? What hump?

Ah, 151. :dr

Used to be on a bowling team where 151 and coke was our team drink.

Still sorry about the movie, Mike. You taking a man purse or anything to blend in?

And congrats on the anni! :tu

[68TriShield]

I thought you were talking about a vasectomy.

[icehog3]

I am rooting for the werewolf.

Happy Anny, Mike. :)

[replicant_argent]

I thought you were talking about a vasectomy.
This goes way beyond a frozen bag of peas, Dave. :r:banger

[Stephen]

Unfortunately I hope Mike makes it through the movie marathon weekend of romance. I just happen to have the cheat sheet for the marquee.
-27 dresses
-princess diaries
-sisterhood of the traveling pants
-Titanic
-Bridges of Madison County
-Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood

Strength, Brother.
Hell, that's just the first leg. Rumor has it that the following are all queued up and ready to go:

Steel Magnolias
The English Patient
Thelma & Louise
Bridget Jones' Diary
How to Make an American Quilt
Waiting to Exhale
City of Angels
Beaches
Officer and a Gentleman
Fried Green Tomatoes
The Hours

Better make room on the sofa; petkel's coming over, and he's armed with Puffs.:D

[hammondc]

here it is wrapped up in 3 minutes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ATdbz2lXR0

[Ogre]

Wait, am I the only one that's excited for the movie to come out?

No, my 13 year old neighbor is also excited about it!!!:r

[pektel]

No, my 13 year old neighbor is also excited about it!!!:r

:r

It was sarcasm. My gf likes the movies, and I admittedly watched them with her. But she bribed me with fun bedroom time.

[Ogre]

:r

It was sarcasm. My gf likes the movies, and I admittedly watched them with her. But she bribed me with fun bedroom time.

Its ok to admit it, you would watch it with or without the "Bedroom Fun"!!!

[Adriftpanda]

Call me whatever you want, but I'm looking forward to seeing it with the fiance on Saturday. Nothing wrong with it.

Hope you enjoyed it Mike, happy anny.

[icehog3]

But she bribed me with fun bedroom time.

Rearranging the furniture?

[sevans105]

Bella! Close your FRIKKIN MOUTH!

[pektel]

Bella! Close your FRIKKIN MOUTH!

Did you watch the season premier of Beavis and Butthead?
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[Emjaysmash]

Good luck. That 117 mins you can never get back.

[sevans105]

http://randomoverload.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/02/ecd53b9dadunseen.jpg.jpg

[pektel]

Just try to blend with the other emo kids at the Mann in GR.

:lr

This made my day. :D
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[MajorCaptSilly]

My wife went to the midnight show last night with friends from work. I maintain my stance that I will never watch a shiny vampire movie.

MCS

[backwoods357]

Wow, poor guy. My better half has no interest, thank god. She would be much happier burning a maddie on the deck and picking up a pizza at mellow mushroom. I saw the first two and the series just looks to get exponentially worse with each movie.

[md4958]

So you can boost up that testosterone again:

http://youtu.be/_8JR5kmlnGA

[14holestogie]

So you can boost up that testosterone again:

http://youtu.be/_8JR5kmlnGA

vagampires....:r

[Stephen]

My buddies and I had a chat about this franchise (well it was only one movie at the time that we had been coerced by our significant others into watching) and following two conclusions were drawn over some beers:

1. What makes this movie so damned unbelievable isn't the fact that it's full of vampires and werewolves, but that multiple males are posturing over a high school girl that doesn't put out, isn't the least bit attractive, and has the personality of a wet mop

2. Edward is a pedophile

[Wanger]

I survived. It was HORRID acting and completely idiotic to me that the women in the audience were oohing and aahing over these people. :rolleyes::rolleyes: Seriously? Get a f'ing life! At least Erin didn't do that. For whatever reason, she likes the story. :rolleyes: All I can think of is to let Blade loose on them all! :p

[replicant_argent]

I survived. It was HORRID acting and completely idiotic to me that the women in the audience were oohing and aahing over these people. :rolleyes::rolleyes: Seriously? Get a f'ing life! At least Erin didn't do that. For whatever reason, she likes the story. :rolleyes: All I can think of is to let Blade loose on them all! :p

Nice try, Fluffy. Trying to man-up after looking this PuppyDog in lust with Sparkly Vampire boy isn't gonna fly.

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[Apoco]

I heard one of my female friends swooning over Edward. I reminded her that vampires do not have a beating heart - that means no blood circulation. He wouldn't be able to get anything elevated to have any real fun. She was...not pleased with me :r
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[pektel]

This is how Twilight should end:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y124/angry_lunchbox/blade.jpg

[Wanger]

this is how twilight should end:

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y124/angry_lunchbox/blade.jpg

bingo!!!!!

[Wanger]

Nice try, Fluffy. Trying to man-up after looking this PuppyDog in lust with Sparkly Vampire boy isn't gonna fly.



I'm surprised it took you so long to throw my ugly mug up here in this thread. :bh

There isn't ANYONE in the movie that's even lustworthy. :pu Well, I might consider the chick that was in Up in the Air, but that's it.

BELLA CLOSE YOUR MOUTH!:rolleyes: