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Skywalker
10-17-2011, 05:50 PM
No Joke!!!

"He was scared for his safety!"

A Chicago woman was charged with misdemeanor domestic battery Sunday after allegedly throwing cupcakes at her husband and hitting him over the head.

Police told the Chicago Sun-Times that Dawn Montesdeoca, 60, threw the treats at her 56-year-old husband in their home in the 4700 block of South Western Avenue Saturday.

The Chicago Tribune reports:

After that, she reached for the box of desserts and directed a fusillade of snack cakes at his head and body, her husband told police. Several of the confections apparently hit their mark, as the man's head and shirt were smudged with icing when officers arrived, according to a police report.

Police told the Sun-Times that the woman used an "aggressive tone" with police officers, and a judge set her bail at $10,000 during a Sunday hearing.

Though her husband told police he was scared for his safety, the Tribune reports that the alleged victim has been arrested three times since 2003 on battery or domestic battery charges, which were all eventually dropped.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/10/17/woman-accused-of-throwing_n_1014688.html

I would have caught them with my mouth!!!:2

Ogre
10-17-2011, 05:56 PM
Gotta love what the world is turning to. At least she didnt go Lorena Bobbitt him!!!!

kelmac07
10-17-2011, 05:57 PM
He's been SISSIFIED!! :r :r Really? Cupcakes?

Skywalker
10-17-2011, 05:58 PM
He's been SISSIFIED!! :r :r Really? Cupcakes?

It's time to turn in your "man card" when you call the police for something like this!:r

Bill86
10-17-2011, 06:00 PM
$10,000 bail for assault with sugary treats? Isn't that a bit harsh?

That guy must have not had a man card to lose, wow.

He's lucky to have a woman that will cook for him!

cmitch
10-17-2011, 08:19 PM
The Madd Baker?

Lonely Raven
10-18-2011, 07:16 AM
It's time to turn in your "man card" when you call the police for something like this!:r

They didn't say *who* called the cops. It could have been a neighbor.

At least I hope it was...I'd be pissed if I had to pay bail for my fiance/wife/SO after I called the cops on her for...um...assaulting me. :r

perogee
10-18-2011, 07:00 PM
Everyone is assuming she could actually make good cupcakes :)

emopunker2004
10-18-2011, 07:03 PM
The Madd Baker?

:r

nofeardiver
10-18-2011, 07:04 PM
It's time to turn in your "man card" when you call the police for something like this!:r

:r

The Madd Baker?

You kidding Larry would have eaten the cup cakes, specially red velvet ones

Ogre
10-18-2011, 07:07 PM
:r



You kidding Larry would have eaten the cup cakes, specially red velvet ones

That

thats like treat abuse!!!! Besides Leighs cupcakes are way to soft to do any damage!!!

nofeardiver
10-18-2011, 07:09 PM
Shoot Leigh can throw the red velvet ones at me all day lmao, I will catch and eat lol

Skywalker
10-19-2011, 12:30 PM
Maybe they were on fire???:sh

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_xQBCml7iMkA/SGjn7QkvGVI/AAAAAAAABTw/jms_NefFPgM/s400/cupcaketealights.jpg

MajorCaptSilly
10-19-2011, 12:54 PM
I used to pay a lady to attack me with cupcakes. It was in Amsterdam so it was legal. Ahhh....the good old days.


MCS