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chippewastud79
10-17-2011, 01:22 PM
Do you have a team full of underachivers?

I certainly do currently. My team could mess up a wet dream.

Scored a whopping 64 points this week in fantasy football, and that was the best lineup I could have put on their field. :bh

Bye week for my big players, Andre Johnson is out with the hamstring. :rolleyes:

Jason Campbell gets hurt in the 1st half. No touchdowns out of any of my players (for the second time this season). And we play individual defensive players and Dwight Freeney scored 0 points for the 3rd time this season. :td

357
10-17-2011, 01:39 PM
Jamal Charles and Steven Jackson were my two starting RBs in one of my leagues. Enough said.

Emjaysmash
10-17-2011, 01:48 PM
So far, I'm 0-5.

shilala
10-17-2011, 02:04 PM
It was a rough week for sure. The td's and yards were way down last week, but this one takes the cake. It's the byes.
My team all got hurt. I went from 230 one week to 150 the next and can't seem to recover. I'm waiting on Andre Johnson, too. Fortunately I got Miles Austin back.
Just when it was looking up, I checked my schedule next week and half my team are on byes again. If I can one lousy win I'll be in good shape the rest of the way out. I hope.

iamsolitary
10-17-2011, 02:12 PM
I was projected to win against the person in our league who was 0-5. Then I scored 70 total this week. 2 players w/ 1 point does not help too much.

chippewastud79
10-17-2011, 02:14 PM
Jamal Charles and Steven Jackson were my two starting RBs in one of my leagues. Enough said.

I hear ya on that one. :gary

chippewastud79
10-17-2011, 02:15 PM
Bye weeks are the worst, particularly when both your QB's are the same week and you pick up Jason Campbell to fill the void. It worked well for 1 quarter. :bh

357
10-17-2011, 02:26 PM
If I can get 17 points out of Mark "Sanchize" tonight I'll squeek out a 1 point win. Scoring is 20 yd/point passing, 6 points per TD, -2 for lost fumbles, -2 for INTs.

So, 220 and 1 TD without any turnovers would be perfect.

GreekGodX
10-17-2011, 02:51 PM
If I can get 17 points out of Mark "Sanchize" tonight I'll squeek out a 1 point win. Scoring is 20 yd/point passing, 6 points per TD, -2 for lost fumbles, -2 for INTs.

So, 220 and 1 TD without any turnovers would be perfect.

lets make it 230yards and 1 TD all to Santonio Holmes and that would get me a W as well :tu

mkarnold1
10-17-2011, 03:16 PM
Just limit it to that, I'm up by 30 with only Dirty Sanchez left on my opponents team. Although its 25 yds/point and 4/passing TD in my league so he could accrue considerably more than that and still not pass me.

chippewastud79
10-17-2011, 03:41 PM
If I can get 17 points out of Mark "Sanchize" tonight I'll squeek out a 1 point win. Scoring is 20 yd/point passing, 6 points per TD, -2 for lost fumbles, -2 for INTs.

So, 220 and 1 TD without any turnovers would be perfect.

Hell, I'd take that. Rivers is my normal QB (on a bye), and last week he not only threw an interception (-3) but it was a pick six (-6) and added a fumble (-3) for good measure. :td

Resipsa
10-17-2011, 04:23 PM
If I can get 17 points out of Mark "Sanchize" tonight I'll squeek out a 1 point win. Scoring is 20 yd/point passing, 6 points per TD, -2 for lost fumbles, -2 for INTs.

So, 220 and 1 TD without any turnovers would be perfect.

You need the sancheeze to score 17 for you? Or for the other team? Of its for the other team, I think you've got a shot here

Fordman4ever
10-17-2011, 04:27 PM
both of my teams had a starter on a bye week cause i had no one to replace them. needless to say, I lost both leagues this week. that puts me at 3-3 and 4-2. Can't believe I just lost to a guy with a 1-4 record.:gary

icehog3
10-17-2011, 05:02 PM
My team in the CA Fantasy Hockey is dead last, and not even close to the team directly above. :r

Mattso3000
10-17-2011, 05:13 PM
I have 2 teams doing well...the third I drafted Jamaal Charles and Knowshon Moreno as my RBs. Dead last.

jesseboston81
10-17-2011, 05:16 PM
This Sunday I played against Fred Jackson, Ahmad Bradshaw, and Michael Turner--all on the same team. Needless to say, I am now 5-1.

RevSmoke
10-17-2011, 05:52 PM
I have a league in which I am 0-6. What how can that be you ask? Well, all my guys have played for this week and he has two playing tonight. He is already ahead of me, 94-159. Yes, I will lose this one.

cort
10-17-2011, 06:01 PM
This Sunday I played against Fred Jackson, Ahmad Bradshaw, and Michael Turner--all on the same team. Needless to say, I am now 5-1.

That sounds horrible:D

chippewastud79
10-17-2011, 08:44 PM
My team in the CA Fantasy Hockey is dead last, and not even close to the team directly above. :r

I am sitting squarely in the middle, about midway through the season I will make my run to the top and tank in the last month and finish somewhere in the top 12 :tu

chippewastud79
10-18-2011, 09:40 AM
Just looked at my team for this week, I don't even have enough guys to play, so I am picking up random players to fill voids for bye weeks. :bh

gpugliese
10-18-2011, 10:39 AM
2-4 in a money league and 5-1 in a free league... and I spend more attention on the money league. :bh

Luckily half of my opponent's team is on bye next week in the pay league, so I might just get to 3-4!

357
10-18-2011, 11:47 AM
You need the sancheeze to score 17 for you? Or for the other team? Of its for the other team, I think you've got a shot here

He got me the win. Now I can go back to useing Hasselbeck. Yes I said it. It's a PPR leage with 5 yds/point receiving & rushing, plus 6 points per TD no matter if it's receiving, rushing, or passing. So, tons of points, and they start 2 WR, 2 RB, and 1 WR/RB. So if you can load up on "possession receivers" you will dominate the league. I am starting Wes Welker, and I have both NE TEs. Problem is NE is on a bye this week and somehow they found a running game. :fl

Just looked at my team for this week, I don't even have enough guys to play, so I am picking up random players to fill voids for bye weeks. :bh

Just like you, I am scrambling to pickup players to fill in without dropping my legit starters. :td

jesseboston81
10-18-2011, 05:19 PM
That sounds horrible:D

Haha, your time will come--looks like half your team is on their bye this week against Aaron Rodgers!! :D :D

SmokeyJoe
10-18-2011, 08:25 PM
Ha ha ha...

I am in a keeper league.

My two best players that I kept going into the season?

Peyton Manning
Jamaal Charles

Guess how I'm doing? :td

chippewastud79
10-18-2011, 09:29 PM
Ha ha ha...

I am in a keeper league.

My two best players that I kept going into the season?

Peyton Manning
Jamaal Charles

Guess how I'm doing? :td

Guy in our league kept Peyton, and had 2 other players end up on IR in the first 5 weeks. Guess how he is doing. He WAS the two-time defending champion.:hm

Bageland2000
10-18-2011, 09:37 PM
My team could mess up a wet dream.

Whoa, what a quote!

chippewastud79
10-22-2011, 10:54 PM
Too many players on a bye this week and not any I can justify cutting, means I am playing an empty RB spot. :bh

themoneycollector
10-23-2011, 12:47 AM
I'm 2-3 on my league (started late)

I have great players, I'm in the PF leader in the league. I'm also the PA leader and hence I'm in 6th place out of 10.

Last season I was the league leader and lost first round of the playoffs when Rogers had a concussion and missed the last or second to last game of the season.

FML!

chippewastud79
10-23-2011, 03:13 PM
I might score under last weeks amazing total of 64 points this week. Luckily all my fantasy players will be done with their bye weeks and can return to sucking it up. :bh

357
10-24-2011, 11:48 AM
Why is it the two best players in a PPR league (Welker and McCoy) are on bye the same week. :fl

Record low in points this week.