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weak_link
09-14-2011, 05:44 PM
Wasn't sure where to put this, sorry mods.


It's OK though, eel be OK.

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"A Chinese man thought he would look years younger after bathing with live eels in a spa treatment designed to remove dead skin. Instead, one of the eels meant to eat the man's dead skin cells decided to enter his penis through the urethra.

Yes, it swam up his penis and into his bladder.

According to Metro.co, Zhang Nan, 56, tried to grab the six-inch eel before it could swim all the way up inside him, but the eel was too slippery for him. From the story:

'I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis,' the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said.

'I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis.'

(OK, that's enough cringing now... it's horrible, though, we know...)

Rushing himself to hospital, the man underwent a three-hour operation to remove the six-inch eel which was dead by the time doctors found it.

The spa treatment is similar to "fish pedicures" where fish eat the dead skin off a customer's feet. The procedure has been outlawed in some parts of the country."

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/blogs/hottopics/detail?entry_id=97426&tsp=1

Moose6026
09-14-2011, 05:45 PM
My stomach kinda did a little flip upon reading this.

BC-Axeman
09-14-2011, 05:46 PM
:np

weak_link
09-14-2011, 05:49 PM
Figures you'd be the one who wants pics, Lance! :r :r

Moose6026
09-14-2011, 06:00 PM
I'm good without pics of some dude's man parts.

BC-Axeman
09-14-2011, 06:01 PM
I saw the article yesterday. It had a picture.

Edit:SFW (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317-eel-removed-from-mans-bladder-after-entering-penis-during-beauty-spa)

Skywalker
09-14-2011, 06:04 PM
This is no joke!!!:(

kelmac07
09-14-2011, 06:12 PM
Ouch!!

Ogre
09-14-2011, 06:17 PM
:np

Send the pics to Lance via PM!!!!:tu

Drez
09-14-2011, 06:40 PM
WOW!!!!

Bill86
09-14-2011, 07:00 PM
People are so stupid......

Still makes me cringe.

BnBTobacco
09-14-2011, 07:40 PM
This is really horrible. I couldn't imagine that.

irratebass
09-14-2011, 08:00 PM
:td

weak_link
09-14-2011, 11:12 PM
:td

Admit it, this is the best news story you've seen all month.

weak_link
09-14-2011, 11:14 PM
My stomach kinda did a little flip upon reading this.

Time 'eels old wounds.

Tbagley
09-15-2011, 05:54 AM
The creature that lives within you.

Blak Smyth
09-15-2011, 06:00 AM
Going upstream without a paddle?

Tbagley
09-15-2011, 12:44 PM
Serves him right as he should know better then pissing in a pool of eels.