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markem
09-01-2011, 09:29 PM
A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking... of my own funeral... I'm a gynecologist."

The proctologist fainted.

kelmac07
09-01-2011, 09:37 PM
:r :r :r

Ogre
09-01-2011, 09:40 PM
NOW THATS FUNNY!!!:r:r

Drez
09-01-2011, 09:42 PM
Hahahahahahaha :lr

WittyUserName
09-01-2011, 10:15 PM
VAGINA hahahaha

CasaDooley
09-01-2011, 11:33 PM
:r:tu:r

Skywalker
09-02-2011, 12:14 AM
:r:r:r

irratebass
09-02-2011, 03:14 AM
:lr Good one!

G G
09-02-2011, 05:08 AM
get er done

CigarNut
09-02-2011, 01:29 PM
Thanks for that one Mark -- brightened up my day! :tu

maninblack
09-03-2011, 11:52 AM
I gotta tell my dad this one.