Joke or Fact???

[N2 GOLD]

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom... :hm

[T.G]

That's not a condom.

He's such a badass that he's getting a BJ from it.

[Bax]

Chuck Norris once got into a starring match with a mirror and won.

[The Poet]

I've known a few guys nicknamed Snake, but never for this reason . . . sort of. ;)

[ArgusP2]

Chuck Norris is so tough... When he falls in water, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris...

[markem]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0905/ed-elric-full-metal-alchemist-ed-elric-demotivational-poster-1243372023.jpg

[N2 GOLD]

Can Ed do this??? I think NOT...

http://picture.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/5005/chuck-norris-was-here.jpg

[76GTFan]

When Chuck Norris takes a piss he clogs the toilet.

[ArgusP2]

If Chuck Norris ever fought himself, Chuck Norris would win....period.

[357]

When Chuck Norris does push-ups he doesn't push himself up; he actually pushes the Earth down.

[N2 GOLD]

Chuck Norris tell the GPS which way to go... -(P

[mhailey]

Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.


There was once a street named after Chuck Norris, but they had to close it, no one dared cross Chuck Norris.

[jvanmeet]

10291

[PitDog]

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie the %$&# down.

[wayner123]

Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey, he chews bees.

[shilala]

"Phobia" is Latin for Chuck Norris.

[ArgusP2]

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow.

[cmitch]

Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

[ArgusP2]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried

[mariogolbee]

If anyone else knows what this is they get extra awesome points.

http://www.brettspiele-report.de/images/ghost_stories/ghost_stories_erweiterung_messe_essen_spiel09_vors chau.jpg

[Drez]

Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey, he chews bees.

:lr:lr

[cmitch]

If anyone else knows what this is they get extra awesome points.

http://www.brettspiele-report.de/images/ghost_stories/ghost_stories_erweiterung_messe_essen_spiel09_vors chau.jpg
A game card produced by a company that was too scared to print 'Chuck Norris'?

[Newbie_nick]

Chuck Norris wears a live rattlesnake as a condom... :hm

I'm certainly NOT man enough to ask him!

[ArgusP2]

Chuck Norris is so awesome he created fire by rubbbing two ice cubes together.

[irratebass]

I want to read this book
http://images.word-power.co.uk/images/product_images/9781592404650.jpg

[N2 GOLD]

NUN-CHUCKS....

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTvdSgHMulGlfzLRRGZn7jz4C21panpS FqcBnKH9FPyyU9Z22eZ

[BnBTobacco]

:lr:lr

NUN-CHUCKS....

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTvdSgHMulGlfzLRRGZn7jz4C21panpS FqcBnKH9FPyyU9Z22eZ

:r:r

[cmitch]

Vvvvv

[G G]

NUN-CHUCKS....

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTvdSgHMulGlfzLRRGZn7jz4C21panpS FqcBnKH9FPyyU9Z22eZ
You better hope Chuck don't see this.:r

[ArgusP2]

Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

[Taki]

Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

:r:r:r

[cmitch]

The boogeyman checks under his bed for Chuck Norris.

[cmitch]

Chuck Norris doesn't have cancer. Cancer has Chuck Norris.

[Subvet642]

Can Ed do this??? I think NOT...

http://picture.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/5005/chuck-norris-was-here.jpg

I have yet to see a cartoon split a bolder or Photoshop a motivational poster.

[cmitch]

http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/1006/emotions-chuck-norris-has-one-emotion-demotivational-poster-1276213510.jpg
http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/funny-picture-chuck-norris.jpg

[LigaPrivadaT84]

:lr

[N2 GOLD]

http://files.sharenator.com/clint_****in_eastwood_chuck_who_poster_1234078071_ RE_100_Chuck_Norris_Facts_s640x859_41628-s640x859-251452.jpg

He is a bad @$$... :r

[T.G]

Fact: Jack Bauer can break Chuck Norris URL links with his mind.

With. His. MIND.

[N2 GOLD]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQoV-tCYIrD1PhrHRwCbeH9s4-6NNwx2aIhfL8QG9SHN_OEY3lr


He is a bad @$$... :r[/QUOTE]

[T.G]

New postage stamp?

[N2 GOLD]

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTYmQLkPtzF_KQ1CEm3bmrn_PB0eMS4W ig_zelRGzjHZp109NK5

[Goldie]

Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

[RHerrington]

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack, because his heart knows better than to attack Chuck Norris.

[N2 GOLD]

First, only & last guy to ever do it...


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS__7xjjRidgMOM3zMRDOiFyCcvLNwpZ FRcARZifInRIpbiodTy

[mhailey]

First, only & last guy to ever do it...


http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS__7xjjRidgMOM3zMRDOiFyCcvLNwpZ FRcARZifInRIpbiodTy

It only took a little while for Chuck Norris's hits to kill him.