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icehog3
08-31-2011, 08:50 AM
At a recent wedding party the DJ yelled,

"All the married men, please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."

The bartender was crushed to death.
irratebass
08-31-2011, 08:52 AM
:lr
KidRock
08-31-2011, 08:59 AM
:r
DPD6030
08-31-2011, 09:08 AM
He he he he he :r
Whee
08-31-2011, 09:15 AM
Amen, brother.:r
Ogre
08-31-2011, 10:36 AM
Love it!!!!!
Skywalker
08-31-2011, 10:37 AM
That's no joke!!!:r:r:r
CigarNut
08-31-2011, 10:40 AM
That was very good Tom! :lr
Hippiebrian
08-31-2011, 03:02 PM
:r:r:r

And all the mother-in-laws were lonely.
croatan
08-31-2011, 03:10 PM
:r

Good one :)
TBone
09-01-2011, 12:18 AM
roflmao
Drez
09-01-2011, 03:34 AM
:tu so true....
kelmac07
09-01-2011, 04:18 AM
:r :r :r
kugie
09-01-2011, 04:59 AM
:tu
HollywoodQue
09-01-2011, 05:56 AM
Wow, for real Tom....haha
Sailchaser
09-01-2011, 06:16 AM
I'd be Getting crushed while getting a drink for Kat

Thanks Tom:D