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irratebass
08-30-2011, 06:04 AM
True story from a Kansas State Highway Patrol officer:

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS. I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance. The lady took out the required information and handed it to me. In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box. Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of.
She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a damn thing!"

WittyUserName
08-30-2011, 06:07 AM
HAHA, that is good.

CigarSquid
08-30-2011, 06:31 AM
I like that one.

Skywalker
08-30-2011, 08:24 AM
Repeated joke... But still funny!!!:r:r:r

Moose6026
09-08-2011, 05:47 PM
That's awsome

Barcode
09-08-2011, 05:53 PM
I Love that one :tu

Fordman4ever
09-08-2011, 05:55 PM
Always makes me laugh

HollywoodQue
09-08-2011, 06:09 PM
:r:r

Newbie_nick
09-08-2011, 06:14 PM
I told granny not to speed! :r:r:r

longknocker
09-08-2011, 06:42 PM
:tu

Tbagley
09-12-2011, 08:06 AM
God bless her heart!

Tbagley
09-12-2011, 08:08 AM
If more people were like her, there would be a whole lot less problems in the world today.

kugie
09-12-2011, 09:17 AM
Love it.

Drez
09-12-2011, 09:27 AM
:r:r

Steve
09-12-2011, 09:57 AM
A classic

Hot Stuff x
09-13-2011, 06:33 AM
Reminds me of my Grandma...she was just like that, except she wouldn't have bothered with the permit.

Aporschaguy
09-13-2011, 06:45 PM
Nice....!