Redneck Murder

[Ogre]

Three reasons why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder:

1) The DNA is all the same
2) There are no dental records
3) Ends up as Fertilizer

[WittyUserName]

:tu

[kelmac07]

:r :r :r

[N2 GOLD]

This is the FACT of the day not the joke of the day... :r

[Hippiebrian]

At the funeral, they first ask the wife to say a few words. She says some lovely things about her husband and sits down. Then the preacher asks if his daughter would like to say a few words and the same woman says "I think I've said it all already, thanks."

[Col. Kurtz]

I showed this to Uncle Daddy and he said it wasn't funny not one bit. He's still trying to explain it to me and Sister Mamma.

[Ogre]

Hey Jerry, are you from Virginia by chance?!?!?!?

[Col. Kurtz]

hey jerry, are you from virginia by chance?!?!?!?

N.C.

:tu

[irratebass]

:lr