My Day ruined in 5minutes

[area51]

As my wife is leaving for work she kindly informs me she will have to buy a new hairdryer because hers burnt out...The damage ~50. Not bad I lay my head back down. Two minutes later she returns into the APT to inform me she will be taking my car because hers is dead. I go up to the car and it's clicking but wont turn over...dead battery call AAA, too easy right? I call AAA and I am informed I'm not on the account so now I get to jump through hoops to just get the car jumped. Someone cheer me up haha.

[longknocker]

As my wife is leaving for work she kindly informs me she will have to buy a new hairdryer because hers burnt out...The damage ~50. Not bad I lay my head back down. Two minutes later she returns into the APT to inform me she will be taking my car because hers is dead. I go up to the car and it's clicking but wont turn over...dead battery call AAA, too easy right? I call AAA and I am informed I'm not on the account so now I get to jump through hoops to just get the car jumped. Someone cheer me up haha.

Smoke A Good Cigar, Brother!:D Hope Your Day Improves!:tu

[maninblack]

Damn bro that stinks. Keep your head up. Mondays suck.

[Blak Smyth]

Does this help?
http://cheezdailysquee.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/644e71ff-a4f1-40cf-aaa1-22bce7d4f16f.jpg


At least you don't have this tattoo!
http://www.checkoutmyink.com/assets/photos/0181/2424/AAA_large.jpg?1264885801

[maninblack]

This chick always makes me smile.

http://edibleapple.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bar-refaeli-hot-bikini-swimsuit.jpg

[Subvet642]

Ya know...some days the Universe tells us to just stay home and drink beer; I think today is that day for you.

[Subvet642]

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR4-20WKkGUxpmRl1aOmvKQjIQuSm9YSBbCmZ3kZA7J4S5bnOl9Thi s chick always makes me smile.

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[Skywalker]

You could try jump starting the car with the cord from the broken hairdryer???:D

Sorry for your troubles!:(

[Ogre]

That sucks bro!! Hope it all gets better!!

[area51]

I'm telling you, when it rains it pours...Of course I can think of much worse stuff that could happen, but not when I first roll out of bed.

[area51]

Does this help?
http://cheezdailysquee.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/644e71ff-a4f1-40cf-aaa1-22bce7d4f16f.jpg


At least you don't have this tattoo!
http://www.checkoutmyink.com/assets/photos/0181/2424/AAA_large.jpg?1264885801

This rules

[massphatness]

I have good news. Amazon has decent blow dryers on sale for as little as $14.99 -- dude, I just saved you, $35!

[area51]

Haha great news on that...now just the car issue.

[icehog3]

At least it's not a tumor? :sh

[WittyUserName]

At least it's not a tumor? :sh

:sl:sl haha

[maninblack]

Or at least she didn't throw the blow dryer in the tub while you were in it. Look on the bright side.

[WittyUserName]

Here you go, this always makes me laugh.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/rap_roller.jpg (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4522)

[Brutus2600]

From what I gathered, it seems as if you didn't need to use your car today and will be staying home...


Perfect day to relax with a cigar! :tu:tu

Hope your day gets better though

[area51]

You guys really know how to cheer a guy up haha. AAA should be here oh about an hour ago.

[T.G]

Prayers sent.

[area51]

Car is started, about to go to the gym...here's to hoping it starts when I get done ahha.

[irratebass]

Here you go, this always makes me laugh.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/rap_roller.jpg (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4522)

This is too funny, not the guy on the skates, but the guy on the right, wth is he doing? LOL

Right on Kenneth, glad things worked out in your way, now maybe your wife can greeet you at the door naked with wet hair and a new hair dryer and sternly asks you to blow it for her :D

[CigarNut]

Let's see: broken hair dryer, dead car battery, and AAA refuted your membership... Wow. Your day is ruined.

Last month a Navy medic on patrol with the Marines was killed in Afghanistan when their patrol came under fire. He died while trying to provide aid to others. His parents are in mourning but they are proud of their son.

Navy medic killed in Afghanistan (http://www.kgw.com/news/Cornelius-man-killed-while-serving-as-Navy-Medic-127716833.html)

It's all a matter of perspective...

[area51]

I'm just gonna hold my tongue on that one...Your right.

[icehog3]

Do you know forgop?

[pnoon]

Do you know forgop?
:lr
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[Drez]

From what I gathered, it seems as if you didn't need to use your car today and will be staying home...


Perfect day to relax with a cigar! :tu:tu

Hope your day gets better though

im with brian you should just plant yourself outside and smoke all day cause "you have no car"

:D:D

[The Poet]

This chick always makes me smile.

http://edibleapple.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bar-refaeli-hot-bikini-swimsuit.jpg


Now THERE'S a Bar I'd like to jump! :tu

[Hippiebrian]

Here you go, this always makes me laugh.

http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/rap_roller.jpg (http://www.threadbombing.com/details.php?image_id=4522)

:r I was just listening to the Stones Get Off of My Cloud, and the dude skating away was in perfect rythym with the tune!

How bad can it be? You've got cigars, and the Sox are in first place...what else matters?

[Aporschaguy]

This chick always makes me smile.

http://edibleapple.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/bar-refaeli-hot-bikini-swimsuit.jpg

Here here.... I love chicks. My. Old mechanics teacher use to flirt constantly with the parts girl. We always bugged him as he was married. He said "boys it doesn't matter where you get your appetite as long as you eat at home"

Themes words to live by...

[cort]

I thought I had to fart but I sh!t my pants. My life sucks!!!!!!!

[markem]

I thought I had to fart but I sh!t my pants. My life sucks!!!!!!!

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[cort]

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Thanks, Mark. You're the best.:tu

[icehog3]

Here here.... I love chicks.

First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.

The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

[Stephen]

First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.

The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.
The five point plan? For free? But men have died trying to obtain this valuable information!!!

[taltos]

First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.

The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.Tom, is this before or after you handcuff her?:D

[irratebass]

First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.

The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

:tu:tu:tu