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BigAsh
08-08-2011, 12:22 PM
As a lawyer, I still am amazed at what gets into the "system"....

http://ny.eater.com/archives/2011/08/woman_accuses_planet_sushi_of_adding_semen_to_spic y_sauce.php
kelmac07
08-08-2011, 12:30 PM
How does she know what semen tastes like? :r :r But she can no longer enjoy sushi. :bs :bs :bs
WittyUserName
08-08-2011, 12:32 PM
HAHAHA, that is ridiculous!!! The funny part is that in a deposition she is going to have to explain to the judge how she knew that it was semen. I think they need to call in a subject matter expert. hahahaha
chippewastud79
08-08-2011, 12:38 PM
Maybe she ordered Cream of Sum Yung Guy by mistake. :hm



Seriously, if the judge allows this case and particularly if she wins, I would be astonished. Almost 3 years later with no evidence left sure makes it look pretty flimsy/contrived, but thats the way to get rich in America, sue someone else. :td
kelmac07
08-08-2011, 12:42 PM
No more yanky my wanky...the Donger need food!!! :D
neoflex
08-08-2011, 01:02 PM
If she has swallowed enough loads to be able to taste something and know automatically that it has been tainted with semen than the judge needs to call BS on her getting sick from it as she is a pro.:D
In all seriousness, It's disheartening to see that the courts are even entertaining cases like this but I guess nowadays at least 50+% of lawsuits are someones pipe dream to become rich quick without having to work for it so I would say a good portion of what gets into the system are BS cases like this one.
cmitch
08-08-2011, 03:11 PM
I wonder if Hu Slingemcum was working that night.:r
688sonarmen
08-08-2011, 03:22 PM
How does she know what semen tastes like? :r :r But she can no longer enjoy sushi. :bs :bs :bs


Hahaha! You have a point there!
Cigarcop
08-08-2011, 04:01 PM
Only the topic interests me and I say swallow of course!
BigAsh
08-08-2011, 04:05 PM
Only the topic interests me and I say swallow of course!

Spoken like a true Keith from PA!
Coach Deg
08-08-2011, 04:27 PM
Hahahahaha
Aporschaguy
08-08-2011, 05:55 PM
Talk about clogging up the judicial system with BS.
Smokin Gator
08-08-2011, 06:03 PM
LOL... you are a classic brother!!!
Bill86
08-08-2011, 06:29 PM
She puts those food critics and wine aficionados to shame with her tasting abilities.

I think she should have to do a blind tasting though to prove her skill set.

I bet if she wins the lawsuit she wont have problems finding men.
DPD6030
08-08-2011, 08:57 PM
Doesn't tuna and semen go well together :r
chippewastud79
08-09-2011, 09:22 AM
Doesn't tuna and semen go well together :r

Seamen and tuna ;)
WittyUserName
08-09-2011, 09:26 AM
^^:r
forgop
08-09-2011, 06:34 PM
And to think I've bad sushi for lunch the past 2 days. At least it wasn't from that place. :r
forgop
08-09-2011, 06:35 PM
She puts those food critics and wine aficionados to shame with her tasting abilities.

I think she should have to do a blind tasting though to prove her skill set.

I bet if she wins the lawsuit she wont have problems finding men.

Her review gave the sushi a 52 because of the long, jizzy finish. :r