Car wreck

[Bluetick]

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside
the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car... and
you know how you just get sooo stressed and life seems to
get funny? Well, I could NOT believe it.. he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"...

[Ogre]

Old joke, but still funny!!!

[kelmac07]

:r :r :r

[N2 GOLD]

:r :r :r

[cmitch]

I rear-ended a car this morning. So there we are alongside
the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car... and
you know how you just get sooo stressed and life seems to
get funny? Well, I could NOT believe it.. he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, "I AM NOT HAPPY!"

So, I look down at him and say, "Well, which one are you then?"...
Was he toothless with a flat head?:r

[emopunker2004]

:r:r:r:r:r

[Bluetick]

Ever read Jokester by Isaac Asimov??? It's in my mind every time I find a new joke.

(short story in Robot Dreams)

[Tyler]

Lol this is great!