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elderboy02
11-23-2008, 06:19 PM
Well today we went up to Indiana to celebrate Thanksgiving with my Mom's side of the family. I took a DPG JJ Maduro and a AF Hemingway with me. My cousin smokes cigarettes.

We were out shooting clay pigeons with our shotguns, and I asked him if he wanted to take a hit off the DPG JJ Maduro that I was smoking. He said "Hell Yeah!" I said "Don't inhale it b/c it is very full bodied and is pretty spicy".

Well, I am sure that you can guess what he did. He inhaled it and almost threw the cigar to the ground. :r He was couging and gagging for 5 minutes. The 10 of us out shooting were lauging our ass off. He almost threw up. I told him that I warned him and he said "I didn't think it would kill me". Later on I was smoking the AF Hemingway and he loved it.

So, please be sure to warn new cigar smokers not to inhale :D
Cigarcop
11-23-2008, 06:22 PM
Thats funny as hell, I may be taking a road trip to Indiana myself on Friday...long ride from here:ss
Starscream
11-23-2008, 06:24 PM
I love to see casual cigar smokers trying to inhale cigars. :pu:r
Volt
11-23-2008, 06:25 PM
Now that's some funny $hit :)

On the other hand, I know a friend's Mom who does inhale cigars.... Tough lady.
Cigarcop
11-23-2008, 06:27 PM
Now that's some funny $hit :)

On the other hand, I know a friend's Mom who does inhale cigars.... Tough lady.

I have a female friend who also can inhale cigars (always) just didn't know how to word it in a nice manner!!!
hotreds
11-23-2008, 06:30 PM
I guess he learned his lesson!
chippewastud79
11-23-2008, 06:30 PM
Thats weird. What a big dummy :D

On the other hand, I know plenty of cigar smokers who inhale every cigar I give them and they never seem to have a problem. Must be different for him. :confused:
SmokinApe
11-23-2008, 06:35 PM
I was smoking a stick at a neighbors BBQ and this ole lady about 80 asked for a drag... She took a huge puff inhaled and exhaled just fine and then walked off... I was like WTF???
elderboy02
11-23-2008, 06:36 PM
Thats weird. What a big dummy :D

On the other hand, I know plenty of cigar smokers who inhale every cigar I give them and they never seem to have a problem. Must be different for him. :confused:

Yeah. I just think the DPG JJ Maduro was too strong for him. He went on his honeymoon to Cabo, and he bought a "real" Cuban and he said he inhaled it. He also inhaled my AF Hemingway without a problem.
HK3-
11-23-2008, 06:38 PM
That's some hilarious shite right there!

Same thing happened with me... At a cookout one night this chic that smoked cigarettes asked me for a cigar. I gave her a partagas short and told her not to inhale........ yep, she smoked the whole thing inhaling every bit! Afterwards, she was puking and had to be carried out to the car when they left. :r
HK3-
11-23-2008, 06:39 PM
I was smoking a stick at a neighbors BBQ and this ole lady about 80 asked for a drag... She took a huge puff inhaled and exhaled just fine and then walked off... I was like WTF???

Ol iron lung! She probably smoked camel filterless her whole life. :confused:
Starscream
11-23-2008, 06:48 PM
On the other hand, I know a friend's Mom who does inhale cigars.... Tough lady.
Is this your friend's mom?
774
groogs
11-23-2008, 06:50 PM
That is funny, I have inhaled some cigars (not on purpos) and felt the same way.
SmokinApe
11-23-2008, 07:00 PM
That's some hilarious shite right there!

Same thing happened with me... At a cookout one night this chic that smoked cigarettes asked me for a cigar. I gave her a partagas short and told her not to inhale........ yep, she smoked the whole thing inhaling every bit! Afterwards, she was puking and had to be carried out to the car when they left. :r

That is sooo hot!
elderboy02
11-24-2008, 12:55 PM
Is this your friend's mom?
774

Who is that?
pnoon
11-24-2008, 12:59 PM
Who is that?

Sam Kinnison.
fissure
11-24-2008, 01:02 PM
Anne Ramsey, AKA Mama Fratelli from The Goonies:ss
landhoney
11-24-2008, 01:06 PM
Sam Kinnison.

I see it. :r
Starscream
11-24-2008, 01:21 PM
Sam Kinnison.
:r They could pass for twins.
Anne Ramsey, AKA Mama Fratelli from The Goonies:ss

Correct, sir.
Darrell
11-24-2008, 01:24 PM
I tell new cigar smokers to make SURE they inhale. :r
Skywalker
11-24-2008, 01:26 PM
I tell new cigar smokers to make SURE they inhale. :r

You are Mean!!!:fl
Mugen910
11-24-2008, 01:28 PM
That's hilarious...I usually just warn them about the strength...:D
BlackDog
11-24-2008, 01:34 PM
That's really funny! :D
pnoon
11-24-2008, 01:46 PM
I see it. :r

:r They could pass for twins.


Correct, sir.

I looked at that pic 3 times and said. "Yes it is. . . No it isn't. . . . Sure, it is"

:r