20 things you don't say to a cop

[Ogre]

Don't say this to a cop

The top 20 things not to say to a cop when he pulls you over.

20. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

19. Sorry officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

18. Aren't you the guy from the villiage people?

17. Hey, you must have been doing 125 to keep up with me, good job.

16. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical shape to be a police officer.

15. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

14. Bad cop. No donut.

13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

12. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on cops?

10. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

9. I pay your salary

8. So uh, you on the take or what?

7. Gee officer, that's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning.

6. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

5. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other cars around, that's how far they are ahead of me.

4. What do you mean have I been drinking? You are the trained specialist.

3. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off of my lap and got lodged between the brake and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

2. Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this 44 magnum.

1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full cavity searches?

[cort]

:r

[emopunker2004]

9. I pay your salary

You have no clue how many times I've heard that when I working in booking.

[G G]

Yeah and most of them Justin were probably on medicaid and get the unearned income credit and haven't paid any income taxes in their whole lives.

[hscmit]

exactly

[N2 GOLD]

:tu LOVE them all... :r :r :r :r

[Bill86]

I've heard these all before, except #3. :r

[kelmac07]

:r :r :r

[GolfNut]

21. Here's my address, I'd love a CA Newsletter!

[MedicCook]

22. Don't make me call Icehog3

[markem]

23. Du-ude!

[icehog3]

24. Do I know why I was pulled over? I was doing 20 dollars over the speed limit.

[emopunker2004]

Yeah and most of them Justin were probably on medicaid and get the unearned income credit and haven't paid any income taxes in their whole lives.

i usually just told them, "don't you need a job to pay my salary?"

[icehog3]

i usually just told them, "don't you need a job to pay my salary?"

Or, "Good.....I need a f***ing raise".

[emopunker2004]

Or, "Good.....I need a f***ing raise".

or "wow what do ya know, i pay taxes too. guess that means i pay my own salary..."

[Coach Deg]

Yeah and most of them Justin were probably on medicaid and get the unearned income credit and haven't paid any income taxes in their whole lives.

I usually get it from irate parents after their kid gets in trouble.
I usually say then I want a raise, because you expect me to teach and do your job as a parent!

[Steve]

Nice!

[shilala]

I lol'd more than once. Bad cop no donut got me started. Thanks, Larry!!! :tu

[replicant_argent]

42. Who transplanted someones thighs onto your arms, Ossifer Murphy?

[yourchoice]

42. Who transplanted someones thighs onto your arms, Ossifer Murphy?

:r:r

[Patrick B]

Can I hold your gun for a minute?

[Parshooter]

Something you DO want to say to our favorite resident officer:
Please, help yourself to a couple of bottles of Stoli, it's in the trunk.

[icehog3]

Something you DO want to say to our favorite resident officer:
Please, help yourself to a couple of bottles of Stoli, it's in the trunk.

Winner winner chicken dinner! :noon

[Blak Smyth]

After I received a speeding ticket from an officer yesterday morning, I waited until he left my window and crumpled the ticket up. Threw it on the passenger seat, then quickly flatened it out again, making a mental note of when to pay it by. Felt like a real rebel for the 5.6 seconds it was crumpled!-(P

[Drez]

9. I pay your salary

You have no clue how many times I've heard that when I working in booking.

Yeah and most of them Justin were probably on medicaid and get the unearned income credit and haven't paid any income taxes in their whole lives.


+1

[mmblz]

"Dude"

[Bluetick]

Uhh. I guess you stopped me to ask for a date.. Don't ask and I won't tell..

[icehog3]

"Dude"

;)

[replicant_argent]

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http://images.alibi.com/image/pix_id/ol_1538/Repo-Man.jpg?image_height=148&image_width=275

Police Officer: “Whatcha got in the trunk?”

Driver: “Oh…you don’t want to look in there”
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Stoli... it'll burn ya.

[Parshooter]

"Dude"

:r:r:r

[Skywalker]

:r:r:r

[Hippiebrian]

"After you write the ticket are you going to go WeeWeeWeeWeeWee all the way home?"

[DPD6030]

Don't tase me bro

Bro, can I get a break,? No, you are not my brother and if you were I'd dis-own you :2

Can I get a break? Sure it's next to the gas pedal.

[Don Fernando]

- Hey Frank, want an acid?

[Drez]

- Hey Frank, want an acid?

you would for sure get multiple citations if you said that to me!!!!! ill even tow your car and take you for the ride....................:sl:r