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pektel
07-08-2011, 09:22 PM
You're behind someone in traffic, and notice their license plate says "052 BHK" and wonder if it's a vanity plate
Someone asks if you want a Corona, and you start thinking "hopefully it's a partagas"
Both of these happened to me today, and I started thinking I may be a little crazy. Good thing I have my own room here :r
This happen to anyone else? Or is it just me?
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Emjaysmash
07-08-2011, 09:25 PM
:r :r
Awesome!
area51
07-08-2011, 09:37 PM
Your home screen is cigarasylum
You check CA on your phone before you call it a night.
icehog3
07-08-2011, 10:34 PM
You have 27,961 posts. :hn
Fordman4ever
07-08-2011, 10:46 PM
as soon as you open your laptop your wife asks if you're looking at that "cigar site" again. (happens to me every day)
Bill86
07-08-2011, 10:47 PM
You have 27,961 posts. :hn
:lr
Yeah that would be a bit of a sign there Tom. :D
You have CA on your phone bookmarked twice and use multiple browser tabs for CA on your phone and computer.
You have your own banter thread.
You are always here.
maninblack
07-09-2011, 08:38 AM
Your stash has more than quadrupled since joining. You spend more on postage than on necessities.
pektel
07-09-2011, 08:52 AM
Your stash has more than quadrupled since joining. You spend more on postage than on necessities.
Mine has grown more than that! I'm one of the lucky ones that was referred to CA right when I received my very first sampler/humi as a birthday gift from the gf. And the good thing about that is, I can blame it on her when new orders arrive! She started it, right?? :)
Started with 10. Now have a lowly 200. But I give away/gift more than I smoke. Which I like better anyways. My friends appreciate them, and I'm glad that they have some guidance in finding tasty cigars to smoke instead of picking blind.
On topic: you know you are an inmate when cigars make the best packing material :D
You know when you are an inmate when you never think about cost of cigars when sending them; you only think about how much the recipient will enjoy them.
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Subvet642
07-09-2011, 09:14 AM
Oh Gawd, I may need to up my meds...:tf
You convert a wine cooler, then a china hutch into a humidor because you ran out of storage space!!
cmitch
07-09-2011, 10:16 AM
you give away more cigars than you smoke.
area51
07-09-2011, 04:09 PM
You spend more time on this site then actually smoking.
EricF
07-09-2011, 04:14 PM
as soon as you open your laptop your wife asks if you're looking at that "cigar site" again. (happens to me every day)
Guilty!!!
Your stash has more than quadrupled since joining. You spend more on postage than on necessities.
Guilty!!!
You spend more time on this site then actually smoking.
Guilty!!!!
Doctorossi
07-09-2011, 06:21 PM
... you google a stick you're interested in and the top result is a CA thread you started. :D
You mailman drops off 10 boxes on your porch and runs like he**!!!
you give away more cigars than you smoke.
:tpd::tpd:
MurphysLaw
07-09-2011, 06:54 PM
Your iPhone auto corrects to BOTL and other cigar related terms
hotreds
07-09-2011, 08:17 PM
You have 27,961 posts. :hn
And that only lasts a nano-second!
hotreds
07-09-2011, 08:31 PM
http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2010/10/Insane-Asylum.jpg
DBall
07-27-2011, 05:21 PM
When you have a conversation with a total stranger, say, a guy in the deli where you get breakfast frequently, start talking about cigars, and then say, "oh... ever had a cuban cigar? No? Lemme give ya one and tell me what ya think..."
:D
Tyler
07-27-2011, 05:50 PM
:tpd::tpd:
:tu Drez knows this best except it should be changed to give away and get bombed more than you smoke.
Tyler
07-27-2011, 05:51 PM
When you start repeating threads. :r
Sorry bro! Didn't see you had one already. I really didn't post my thread to be like this though. I was just pointing out how I belong here because I turn the everyday into cigar related lol.
pektel
07-27-2011, 06:11 PM
And that is the exact point of this thread too! We're all crazy here... :tu
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pektel
07-27-2011, 09:01 PM
Your iPhone auto corrects to BOTL and other cigar related terms
:rl my phone does this too!
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LasciviousXXX
07-28-2011, 05:07 AM
When you have a conversation with a total stranger, say, a guy in the deli where you get breakfast frequently, start talking about cigars, and then say, "oh... ever had a cuban cigar? No? Lemme give ya one and tell me what ya think..."
:D
:tu Payin' it forward.... good man
neoflex
07-28-2011, 07:05 AM
Even though you have enough cigars to last you 2-3 years it's still not enough.:r
pektel
07-29-2011, 06:56 AM
You wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat because you had a nightmare... About beetles.
Happened to me last night.
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Jasonw560
07-29-2011, 07:41 AM
When you get a dark tan, you say you've gone from "Claro" to "Maduro"
Jasonw560
07-29-2011, 07:50 AM
You tell the hardware store clerk you need pipe in 32 ring gauge.
You only allow matches or butane lighters in the house.
You tip the UPS guy (who you now know by name) with a stick from the shipment you just received.
All the online retailers send you a birthday and Christmas card.
The owner/manager of your local B&M calls you to see if your okay if you haven't been by in a week.
SteelCityBoy
10-01-2011, 05:31 PM
You use CA as a "treat" when at work....get something done....log onto CA....get some more work done....log onto CA....CA becomes your carrot stick dangling in front of your face to get you through day! Starting to happen pretty routinely for me!
DaBear
10-01-2011, 08:21 PM
You use CA as a "treat" when at work....get something done....log onto CA....get some more work done....log onto CA....CA becomes your carrot stick dangling in front of your face to get you through day! Starting to happen pretty routinely for me!
^This. I find myself on here whenever someone pops in at work "just to browse" and they're not goin to the humi.
When you dont log in for 24 hours and the other inmates text you to see if you OK!!!!
Bill86
10-01-2011, 08:30 PM
When you have more friends on CA than "real life".
When someone you meet talks up cubans and you casually reply well which ones like it's nothing.
Crownedone
10-01-2011, 08:36 PM
You check CA on your phone before you call it a night.
Haaa......i do this every night...I'm doing it right now.
Blak Smyth
10-01-2011, 08:40 PM
You use CA as a "treat" when at work....get something done....log onto CA....get some more work done....log onto CA....CA becomes your carrot stick dangling in front of your face to get you through day! Starting to happen pretty routinely for me!
^--- yes this haha that's everyday for me!
Also I notice sooo many cigars in movies now because of the cigars in cinema thread.
It's kinda funny I have seen so many movies before and never noticed the cigars.
Crownedone
10-01-2011, 08:41 PM
You have pictures of cigars on your phone but not your family...sometimes I just need a look to get me through the day till I can get home.
Blak Smyth
10-01-2011, 08:46 PM
You have pictures of cigars on your phone but not your family...sometimes I just need a look to get me through the day till I can get home.
Oh my gosh that is funny. The wife just asked me why I have cigars as my phone background instead of her like I used too.
CigarSquid
10-02-2011, 12:02 AM
as soon as you open your laptop your wife asks if you're looking at that "cigar site" again. (happens to me every day)
You check CA on your phone before you call it a night.
Yes to both!! Love it!
Angry_Pirate
10-02-2011, 12:43 AM
When the first thing I do before I book a hotel for a trip is scout out to see if there are any good B&M's in the area..if not were going somewhere else where there are good B&M's!!
whodeeni
10-02-2011, 10:54 AM
very funny thread! Lot of "truth" to it though!
N2 GOLD
10-02-2011, 09:55 PM
very funny thread! Lot of "truth" to it though!
It's all true... This is how GREAT minds work... :tu
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