cmitch
06-21-2011, 08:40 AM
Bob had a dilemma. He couldn't figure out how he was going to approach HR's instructions to lay off one employee from logistics management. Both Becca and Jack were GREAT employees, the best in the business. But, one had to go and Bob wasn't liking it. So, he decided that he'd lay off the first one to visit the water cooler that morning. As luck would have it, both showed up at the same time. So, he decided that he'd flip a coin while they were there, asking Becca to call it. "Heads", she says. He flips and the coin rolls under the vending machine. Frustrated, Bob yells, "Becca! I've got to either lay you or Jack off!" which Becca replied, "Well you might as well jack off because you're not getting laid!"