MS Paint skills contest

[weak_link]

This is in 'Jokes' so the worse your drawing is the better. You 'win' by sucking the most.

Rules are you can only use MS Paint. No Photoshop or fancy drawing software. It's even better if you do it on a laptop with no mouse so it looks like a crack addict looking for his next hit drew it.

Welcome to Douchebagistan, home of awesome MS Paint drawings.

Ready, set, go!!

http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r384/weak_link/db2.jpg

[bobarian]

http://img863.imageshack.us/img863/8017/barnherf.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/863/barnherf.png/)

Since we havent seen a vid of the Barn Herf.:D Here is my rendition. I gots skilz :banger

[weak_link]

BABOTLS always have a special smoke for the new guys.

http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r384/weak_link/creamosa.jpg

[weak_link]

http://img863.imageshack.us/img863/8017/barnherf.png (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/863/barnherf.png/)

Since we havent seen a vid of the Barn Herf.:D Here is my rendition. I gots skilz :banger

You got mad skillz, yo!!!

Awesome Bob!

[weak_link]

http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r384/weak_link/tat.jpg

[benedic08]

Lol!

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y268/gaynessaward/Babotl.jpg

[kelmac07]

http://i672.photobucket.com/albums/vv82/kelmac07_photo/Maduros.jpg

[weak_link]

These a great! Keep 'em comin'!!

Shocking, Kel wants MOAR MADDIES!!! :r :r :D

[Kreth]

Will these be available as prints? ;)
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[chippewastud79]

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg15/chippewastud79/CigarAsylum.png

[MurphysLaw]

is that a duck on the mexican flag? :r :r :r

[SteveH]

BAHAHA

Excellent idea.

[chippewastud79]

is that a duck on the mexican flag? :r :r :r

I thought it was pretty obvious, its a golden eagle. :rolleyes:

[357]

:r :r

:wo

[IBQTEE1]

These are great!! :r :r

[weak_link]

Will these be available as prints? ;)
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Heck yeah!! Hope you have deep pockets though, cigar art ain't cheap brother!! :banger

:r
ps// Chip is going to make us all look bad!

[chippewastud79]

I call this one Happy Sunny Cigar Smoking Day now feat. Extra Sun Lines

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg15/chippewastud79/CA.png

Note the use of 3 dimensions. :tu

[Sherlockholms]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=776&pictureid=5751

[weak_link]

http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r384/weak_link/5yet.jpg

[yourchoice]

I <3 this thread! rofl

[Volusianator]

This may be my new desktop on my computer, very nice!



http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg15/chippewastud79/CA.png

[Ranger_B]

Self portrait of me smoking in the snow. Im really not that short so its not to scale.
9666

[Sherlockholms]

Self portrait of me smoking in the snow. Im really not that short so its not to scale.
9666

Disqualified! You went way to artistic on that my friend. Way too much detail. :2

[Tikihut27]

Here's an MS Paint sketch I did in 1977.

http://i317.photobucket.com/albums/mm386/gsmilligan/sketch.jpg

[chippewastud79]

This may be my new desktop on my computer, very nice!

I can do custom work for a nice fee :r

[weak_link]

You guys are awesome!

The great thing about MS Paint is that anyone can play. C'mon folks, lets see what you've got.

http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r384/weak_link/DAVI-WIN.jpg

[chippewastud79]

I can do custom work for a nice fee :r

A sample of my custom avatars/desktop backgrounds. :tu

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg15/chippewastud79/CA1.png

[MajorCaptSilly]

http://img52.imageshack.us/img52/7084/funnyvp.jpg


MCS

[weak_link]

^^^ I lol'd @ that one MCS. :r

[76GTFan]

This may be my new desktop on my computer, very nice!

Are those seagulls on the plateau? Win!!!

[Cornrow_Wallis]

http://i816.photobucket.com/albums/zz83/FullMetalCoxman/boxes.png

[pnoon]

Love the dog. :lr

[weak_link]

I just realized I made the flag tied around the tail the worst possible two colors for that area. I love the hl! Whoopsies! :r

http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r384/weak_link/illusionehl-1.jpg

[montecristo#2]

Love the dog. :lr

That is too funny. :=: :lr

[CigarNut]

This thread is so very entertaining! Who knew that such quality Art could be done with MS Paint.

Thank you all very much! :tu:tu

[markem]

This is a very skillful and funny thread. Thank you all! But I swear that I've seen some of this work before ... wonder where? :tu

[T.G]

http://img801.imageshack.us/img801/5429/wlcontest1.png

I thought the splash of color on the PSD band was a nice highlight.

[weak_link]

omg I love the barn vid in the garbage!!! Maybe I'll give it another crack this weekend. Or not. :r

[TheTraveler]

My entry into this all-star wall of fame! :D

http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo32/TheTraveler_bucket/Album_CS/ladies_night.jpg

[T.G]

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/7843/wlcontest2.png

[weak_link]

I call this one "Ode to Tam." He was a BABOTL from a fews years back who seems to have disappeared. He had read on the Internet it was a good idea to smoke in the shower.

http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r384/weak_link/tam.jpg

[J0eybb]

I call this one "Ode to Tam." He was a BABOTL from a fews years back who seems to have disappeared. He had read on the Internet it was a good idea to smoke in the shower.

http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r384/weak_link/tam.jpg

No, but cookies taste delicious in the shower.

[Montano]

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/7843/wlcontest2.png

Best pic ever !!

Winning !!!!

[chippewastud79]

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg15/chippewastud79/CA2.png

[emopunker2004]

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg15/chippewastud79/CA2.png

Cat litter and hotdogs?:r






































































;s

[Apoco]

10 minute MS Paint drawing for the most important rule of all.

https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-KiFOKmFA5lU/TerxL24CWfI/AAAAAAAAAI8/42H-MbL-eAI/RuleOf3s.png

[357]

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg15/chippewastud79/CA2.png

:r

[weak_link]

http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r384/weak_link/moremspaint.jpg

[benedic08]

I call this one "Ode to Tam." He was a BABOTL from a fews years back who seems to have disappeared. He had read on the Internet it was a good idea to smoke in the shower.

http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r384/weak_link/tam.jpg

I actually find this funny cause i like smoking a cigar while i take a dump at night and usually i take a shower after taking a dump before going to bed. When im done taking a dump, i put my cigar near the shower where it wont get wet but i can still reach it then take a shower and take a puff every now and then while taking a shower. And i agree, its nice...... :D

[357]

I actually find this funny cause i like smoking a cigar while i take a dump at night and usually i take a shower after taking a dump before going to bed. When im done taking a dump, i put my cigar near the shower where it wont get wet but i can still reach it then take a shower and take a puff every now and then while taking a shower. And i agree, its nice...... :D

Doesn't the steam from the shower raise the relative humidty?


J/K :r

[Lear31MX]

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=564&pictureid=5772

I don't know guys but I think I'm ready to quit my day job get a studio apt in NYC, and who knows maybe cut my ear off.:D

[weak_link]

^^ That's exactly where I want to be right about now!

[T.G]

^^ That's exactly where I want to be right about now!

A studio apartment in NYC? Cool. We want you to be there too.

[N2 GOLD]

This is the worse drawing my O.C.D. would allow...


http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=748&pictureid=5773

[T.G]

http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/5295/wlcontest3.png

[weak_link]

:r :r :r

[weak_link]

http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r384/weak_link/bloodtears.jpg

ps 'Stanley' reference found herehttp://youtu.be/6ezs2QbuFTQ. NSFW due to language.

[T.G]

:lr :lr :lr

[poker]

One I made a few months ago in another thread. Prints are for sale too. PM me. Only serious offers considered. :r



http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/attachment.php?attachmentid=8640&d=1296666273

[T.G]

:r:r:r

[Ogre]

This has been one great thread. A perfect way to kill a brain cells laughing!!

[weak_link]

This has been one great thread. A perfect way to kill a brain cells laughing!!

:D

C'mon Larry, show us your untapped creative skills. I know it's pretty rough with all the high brow art thus far but I have faith in you my brother!!! :banger

[Ogre]

I dont have MS paint or anything like it on my computer (Thank goodness).

[chippewastud79]

http://i244.photobucket.com/albums/gg15/chippewastud79/CA3.png

[Da Klugs]

$ 200 for original
$ 85 for prints

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/287/cigarart.jpg

What did I win? :)

[chippewastud79]

$ 200 for original
$ 85 for prints

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/287/cigarart.jpg

What did I win? :)

Will these be signed? :hm

[sam a]

$ 200 for original
$ 85 for prints

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/287/cigarart.jpg

What did I win? :)

:r:r:r

[replicant_argent]

$ 200 for original
$ 85 for prints

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/287/cigarart.jpg

What did I win? :)

I will post a poll for suggestions. I will mine the poll for email addresses of interested parties as well. Would you like to buy some Viagra? Russian Mail Order Bride? Pickled IceHog3 feet? How about a nice relaxing GUARANTEED way to make money while smoking in the shower?
But wait, there's more!

[weak_link]

$ 200 for original
$ 85 for prints

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/287/cigarart.jpg

What did I win? :)

I absolutely love what you've done there. The way the sea is juxtaposed over an azure plain while, obviously, a unicorn has flown over the sceene and crapped out confetti. Brilliant, truly.

I do think your asking price is too low. Surely all the rich B&M owners would pay double for a signed copy.

[Da Klugs]

I call it "Love and confusion over Chitty old cigars" :)

[CigarNut]

$ 200 for original
$ 85 for prints

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/287/cigarart.jpg

What did I win? :)I love it! I have some vintage, HTF sticks that I will trade you for a print. We just have to come to agreement on the sticks and I will bag up the ashes and send them to you :r

[pektel]

http://i161.photobucket.com/albums/t228/pektel/Untitled.jpg

[weak_link]

omg I luv u guys

[galaga]

..........Pickled IceHog3 feet? ..........



:r x5

[weak_link]

This actually happened tonight. What a way to wind down the week. :(

http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r384/weak_link/poolaccident.jpg

[dukeofbluz]

$ 200 for original
$ 85 for prints

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/287/cigarart.jpg

What did I win? :)

if you stare at it for 3 hours, you will see a spaceship!

[Wolfgang]

$ 200 for original
$ 85 for prints

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/287/cigarart.jpg

What did I win? :)

Im confused. Wouldnt they all be prints....... :r

[boom]

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/7843/wlcontest2.png


This is funny Chit!!!! Nick and Bourbon!!!!

[T.G]

http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/4011/wlcontest4.png

[cort]

http://img837.imageshack.us/img837/4011/wlcontest4.png

YES! Hahahahahahahaha
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[T.G]

http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/7809/wlcontest5.png





;s

[neoflex]

Doesn't the steam from the shower raise the relative humidty?


J/K :r

No but the steaming pile in the toilet does!:D

[Montano]

http://img850.imageshack.us/img850/7809/wlcontest5.png





;s

Wii prefers Chihuahua ;)

Chihuahua Stops Traffic on I-880

By: Carma Hassan - Fri, 17 Jun 2011 19:29:11 -0800

OAKLAND (KRON) – East Bay commuters were caught in an unusual traffic jam on northbound Interstate 880 Friday afternoon.

A tan Chihuahua was spotted running in the fast lane of the freeway at the Broadway exit, near downtown Oakland.

People stopped their cars and got out to try and catch the dog.

Firefighters and paramedics responding to an accident on the other side of Interstate 880 climbed over the freeway divider to assist.

The tiny pup remains at large.

(Copyright 2011, KRON 4 News, All Rights Reserved.)

[Tyler]

This actually happened tonight. What a way to wind down the week. :(

http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r384/weak_link/poolaccident.jpg

I kid you not this happened at work last Friday. I was cleaning the leaves out of the pool and as I reached out to get a leaf that was in the middle my cigar dropped out of my mouth. I watched in slow motion as my half smoked stogie hit the water. I tried to grab it but missed by a few inches. :(

[weak_link]

This is based on this video. (http://youtu.be/h0vsAkiIg4s)

http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r384/weak_link/beatoff.jpg

[mariogolbee]

I love this thread.

[CigarNut]

I love this thread.

:tpd:

[big a]

I love this thread.

I cannot believe i have missed this thread up till today. It made my day thats for sure!

[weak_link]

Come on guys, throw up some art. Remember, the more it sucks the more you win in this thread!!

[Blak Smyth]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3189/5867458450_99304acb8f.jpg

Somebody give me some ideas and I'll make it?

[Blak Smyth]

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5227/5866956649_bb9a1fd129.jpg

Pimp septapus

[Tyler]

The Thin Blue Line

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y46/reptman34/Untitled.png

[Blak Smyth]

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5024/5867595166_771b8abc56.jpg
















D-Bag

[weak_link]

Nice work guys!

[TheTraveler]

http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo32/TheTraveler_bucket/Album_CS/pity.jpg

[Tikihut27]

D-Bag

How about a DBall?

[weak_link]

More of my backyard. Had a little company tonight. :D

http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r384/weak_link/miniherf.jpg

[T.G]

http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/6371/wlcontest6.png

[weak_link]

http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r384/weak_link/secretherf.jpg

[awsmith4]

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg250/awsmith4/PaintContest.png

[weak_link]

lol~ At least the B&M's get the especially crappy ones.

[T.G]

http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/9095/wlcontest7.png

[neoflex]

http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq216/neoflexrnb/ROCKETS.jpg

[weak_link]

You guys are crazy.

Love the flies, neo.

[DPD6030]

I know I suck right...but hey it's a good day fishing and smoking rather than at work.

http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp65/DPD6030/cigarart.jpg

[emopunker2004]

Sorry for the SH!TTY pic

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6140/5984099374_848ded4c60_z.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/thestemens16/5984099374/)
Bill (http://www.flickr.com/photos/thestemens16/5984099374/) by thestemens16 (http://www.flickr.com/people/thestemens16/), on Flickr

[DPD6030]

http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp65/DPD6030/art2.jpg

Who dis? :lr

[Bill86]

Andrew :lr

[DPD6030]

Andrew :lr

:lr He did pack his fudge to take to work the other day! :noon

[emopunker2004]

http://i398.photobucket.com/albums/pp65/DPD6030/art2.jpg

Who dis? :lr

ur mom? :sh

[emopunker2004]

http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6016/5983600959_fff91dea22_z.jpg (http://www.flickr.com/photos/thestemens16/5983600959/)
Tiny Hands (http://www.flickr.com/photos/thestemens16/5983600959/) by thestemens16 (http://www.flickr.com/people/thestemens16/), on Flickr

[TheTraveler]

http://i359.photobucket.com/albums/oo32/TheTraveler_bucket/zorro2.jpg

[weak_link]

I heart my thread so much.

[T.G]

http://i.imgur.com/0Yo1C.png

[weak_link]

Honey badger has eaten my wang in every image from you, Adam. Damn you honey badgeeeeerrrrrrrrrr!!!!!! :(

[T.G]

http://i.imgur.com/IPV5s.png

[cort]

http://i.imgur.com/IPV5s.png

:rd

[T.G]

*sigh*

Kids these days...

[weak_link]

We need some new submissions you freaks.

[weak_link]

Lets get this ball rolling again.
http://i353.photobucket.com/albums/r384/weak_link/THEWATCHER.jpg