Rapture Fail

[emopunker2004]

" Inhabitants of New Zealand, scheduled to be among the first to meet the apocalypse according to a US fundamentalist preacher, this morning confirmed they were still in existence as the appointed time was reached in their time zone.

There were also unconfirmed reports that Tonga has, thus far, failed to boil into the Pacific.

Eighty-nine-year-old tele-evangelist Harold Camping had prophesied that the “Rapture” would begin with powerful earthquakes at 6pm in each of the world’s regions, after which the good would be beamed up to heaven.

This morning, Kiwis confirmed there were no signs of the dead rising from the grave, nor of the living ascending into the clouds to meet Jesus Christ.

Twitter users were disappointed by the absence of Armaggedon. "

Linky (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/8527582/Apocalypse-not-right-now-Rapture-end-of-world-fails-to-materialise.html)

[Barcode]

I guess that means there will NOT be a Rapture Looting Party?

[Zeuceone]

The planets have aligned..

[Drez]

I'm just gonna pretend the rapture is happening at 6 pm.

[emopunker2004]

I'm just gonna pretend the rapture is happening at 6 pm.

:tu

[pektel]

Maybe new Zealand is just full of unrepented sinners.
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[Skywalker]

http://imageshack.us/m/852/9233/picture16lf.png

I always wondered, "Who put up the sign?" and "Why?":sh

[Emjaysmash]

I guess that means there will NOT be a Rapture Looting Party?

Guess not. I will be attending my own Post Rapture-fail Herfing, however.

[BC-Axeman]

The Rapture is still coming, they were just using the wrong texts to calculate the date.
Just you wait...

[taltos]

I was worried, I thought that he said rupture.:D

[RHNewfie]

I'm just gonna pretend the rapture is happening at 6 pm.

Better yet, pretend it happened after 6! Walk up to strangers and say "awe man, you're still here too!"

[Ashcan Bill]

Good thing it didn't happen. I slept late and would have really been irritated if I'd missed the opening ceremonies. Plus I hadn't even figured out what my End Of The World cigar was going to be. Dodged that bullet. :noon

[loki]

damn it, i was looking forward to not having to see my inlaws today

[Bax]

The Rapture did happen... in my pants. Sorry about the smell.

[rebelknight]

I thought they said raptors. This is far less exciting

[emopunker2004]

The Rapture did happen... in my pants. Sorry about the smell.

No no no. Thats RUPTURE

[Cornrow_Wallis]

I thought they said raptors. This is far less exciting

Who says you can't have both?

http://i816.photobucket.com/albums/zz83/FullMetalCoxman/raptor-jesus21.jpg

[Remo]

Glad I didn't start on my "people to whack" list, boy would I look silly!!

[sikk50]

I came Skywalker's to herf but this is all there was :sh

http://i281.photobucket.com/albums/kk215/sikk50/0372d5cb.jpg

[markem]

I haven't gotten any Asian spam promising me large body parts and amazingly satisfied ladies since yesterday. Maybe there is something to the whole rapture thing ... :banger

[mariogolbee]

Social psychologists have been studying phenomena such as this for a while now. They blend in and go along with the flow and take special interest to what happens after the fail. I'm interested in what will have been learned this time. The whole time I was wishing I was in a place in my academic career where I could do a study on the "rapture."

[N2 GOLD]

BIG TIME fail, I gave away all my cigars & now that the world is still trucking I'm left with nothing to smoke. Good thing I did not give my cash away I can still buy... :tu

My new shirt,

http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=748&pictureid=5738

[Trkdrvremt]

This is why it failed!!!!

http://scotteriology.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/macho_rapture.jpg?w=500&h=563

[Gophernut]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43140373/?gt1=43001
Now it's October 21st. This guy needs to go away.

[emopunker2004]

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/43140373/?gt1=43001
Now it's October 21st. This guy needs to go away.

:sl:sl