You may laugh at the Rapture...

[bobarian]

But this is no laughing matter!

http://emergency.cdc.gov/socialmedia/zombies_blog.asp

[Skywalker]

Bob!:rolleyes:

[icehog3]

My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R.....

[bobarian]

Ratter's and I have been warning you for some time now! :sl:tf

[markem]

They did not reference Shawn of the Dead, so you know that it isn't canonical.

[icehog3]

They did not reference Shawn of the Dead, so you know that it isn't canonical.

It's all so esoteric.

[markem]

It's all so esoteric.

What shall betide them is esoteric in its irony

[massphatness]

Oh sure, the CDC pretends like they know how to deal with the zombie apocalypse, but anyone who watched the first season of The Walking Dead knows otherwise.


http://www.cdc.gov/images/campaigns/emergency/zombies2_180x150.jpg

[icehog3]

Oh sure, the CDC pretends like they know how to deal with the zombie apocalypse, but anyone who watched the first season of The Walking Dead knows otherwise.


http://www.cdc.gov/images/campaigns/emergency/zombies2_180x150.jpg

Yup....one guy left in the CDC.....Ooops.....make that none.

[Ogre]

I think that link belongs in the Joke Thread!!!!

[markem]

I think that link belongs in the Joke Thread!!!!

possibly, but the actual CDC zombie page is a real emergency preparedness page. If you read it, you no doubt noticed that they stress that being prepared for a zombie attack is similar to other emergencies and then go on to present relatively standard emergency preparedness information.

In the world of emergency preparedness, it can pay to have an unusual approach.

Some of the comments are quite funny, however.

[Skywalker]

Oh sure, the CDC pretends like they know how to deal with the zombie apocalypse, but anyone who watched the first season of The Walking Dead knows otherwise.


http://www.cdc.gov/images/campaigns/emergency/zombies2_180x150.jpg

:r:r:r

[N2 GOLD]

Head shots all day long... :tu

[Christiel49]

This is comical! But I shall work on my preparedness

[The Poet]

Don't go 'round tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bathroom on the right.



:=:

[poker]

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

[markem]

The Rapture has a soundtrack

http://tu.tv/videos/apocalypse-now-the-ride-of-the-valkyri

[N2 GOLD]

It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

:lr :lr :lr :lr

[CRIMPS]

All this talk about Rapture and Esoteric irony... I am pretty sure we are all thinking the exact same thing! Monty Python and the Holy Grail (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eMkth8FWno)

[longknocker]

Ratter's and I have been warning you for some time now! :sl:tf

I Ain't Skeered!:D

[Ratters]

So if zombie preparedness covers all emergencies, next earthquake I'm taking headshots.

[taltos]

All you need is a flame thrower and head shots.:D

[icehog3]

Just avoid Chicago....head shots and flame throwers are useless against...

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/icehog3/zombiepig.jpg

[bobarian]

So if zombie preparedness covers all emergencies, next earthquake I'm taking headshots.

Now that's planning! :banger

[icehog3]

Just avoid Chicago....head shots and flame throwers are useless against...



http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/icehog3/zombiehog.jpg

[loki]

Don't go 'round tonight,
Well, it's bound to take your life,
There's a bathroom on the right.



:=:
damn it...then what was that door on the left?

[mfarre03]

You've got red on you.:xxx

[Ratters]

Just avoid Chicago....head shots and flame throwers are useless against...

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa73/icehog3/zombiepig.jpg

I ain't afraid of no zombie pigs. :D

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd150/Rattersar15/IMAG0067.jpg

[massphatness]

Did you find it on the road like that, Steve? :D

[icehog3]

I ain't afraid of no zombie pigs. :D

http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/dd150/Rattersar15/IMAG0067.jpg

That pig has not zombified yet. Just wait. Mwhahahahaha.

[markem]

Finally, an expose on the rapture.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JPONTneuaF4

Shun the unbeliever!

[N2 GOLD]

My new shirt,


http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/picture.php?albumid=748&pictureid=5738