Rapture Smoke

[klipsch]

With news of the world coming to an end this Saturday at noon...what's everybody going to smoke for Rapture Day?

1) OR Opus DC
2) Undecided
3) Undecided

[bobarian]

:lr:lr:lr

[emopunker2004]

Acid Kuba Kuba

















































































hahahahahahahahahaha

[icehog3]

I will light a Gurkha at 11:55AM, that way I will be glad when the world ends.

[N2 GOLD]

Didnt you get the memo??? The world ended with Y2K... :lr :lr :lr

[Ogre]

I will light a Gurkha at 11:55AM, that way I will be glad when the world ends.

:tpd:

[Drez]

The worlds supposed to end again? Geez

[N2 GOLD]

The worlds supposed to end again? Geez

& again in 2012...

[klipsch]

& again in 2012...

I think that's really more likely...since they made a movie about it

[TheTraveler]

I think that's really more likely...since they made a movie about it

:r

[pektel]

Whatever I'm in the mood for, just like any other day.
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[alwayslit]

opus A and try to hold off the inevitable:D

[Fordman4ever]

I'm playing in a softball tournament on Saturday so it will probably be something I don't mind having to throw down in the outfield. We have a real chance at winning this year so I hope the end of the world holds off till Monday. If we win I'll probably smoke my last CC H. Upmann

[Starscream]

I thought it wasn't supposed to be until November 22nd.

[Drez]

Someone needs to come out with an official memo or calendar with all the end of the world dates. I can't afford to smoke all my grape phillys everytime someone says the worlds gonna end.

[Ogre]

Someone needs to come out with an official memo or calendar with all the end of the world dates. I can't afford to smoke all my grape phillys everytime someone says the worlds gonna end.

Sure you can, you have a life time supply of them!!!!!

[smokepuff]

Whatever I'm in the mood for, just like any other day.
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Amen BOTL!
I can't believe people still believe in this nonsense.
sitting around waiting on the hour in a corner afraid, running to stores hording bottle water and canned goods or running to religious houses in hopes of salvation. my :2 :lr

Literally, I have seen people talking and believing this crap in my neighbor and the religious leaders are eating it up.

[Drez]

Sure you can, you have a life time supply of them!!!!!

No no just a few finely aged ones.

[Retiredguy]

Dang! Deep down I knew the world would end before the Cubs win the pennant.

[hotreds]

Funniest thread on CA. My friend is getting married that day! "I now pronounce you 'Man and Wife!'" Pooof! That WOULD be the shortest marriage on record!

[TBone]

I hope the world ends before 1 P.M. I have to teach that day and it should would be nice not having to be on my feet for 6 hrs.

[smokin5]

I've already ordered my
"I Beat The Rapture" T-shirt.
Should be here May 22.
Unless I'm not.:rolleyes:

[icehog3]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SIRG0QOEkyM

[N2 GOLD]

They say that it will happen at noon. Now, I'm assuming it will go one time zone at a time. :lr If I jump back 3-4 time zones east after the end has hit in that area & before it hits my current area would I be o.k.??? Would I have beaten the Rapture of 2011??? :hm

[Skywalker]

I have a Herf planned for that Day!:bh

It's going to be a quiet day in Church on Sunday!!!:sh

[markem]

I am not smoking a thing. You people may not be able to take your stash with you, but I can take mine with me owing to a special relationship will all known and unknown deities. I'll be the one in nirvana with the really good sticks for sale.

[bonjing]

So are we all supposed to drop dead or will SHTF?

[shilala]

Here's a neat factoid...
The word Rapture does not appear in the Bible. The term "rapture" started being used around 1730 to lay a name to some previously (widely) hyped puritanical rhetoric on the New Testament.

[Subvet642]

I am not smoking a thing. You people may not be able to take your stash with you, but I can take mine with me owing to a special relationship will all known and unknown deities. I'll be the one in nirvana with the really good sticks for sale.

Really? I'm taking mine to Tír na nÓg and I'm not sellin'. :=:

[shilala]

I hope the world ends before 1 P.M. I have to teach that day and it should would be nice not having to be on my feet for all of eternity.
Fixed it for ya. :D
;s

[Sherlockholms]

From my understanding there is TWO rapture dates. The one on the 21st was kind of made up by the american christian new age religion. Not sure when the actual rapture date is, but I think I will lite up a manO'war I have been holding on to.

[357]

Here's a neat factoid...
The word Rapture does not appear in the Bible. The term "rapture" started being used around 1730 to lay a name to some previously (widely) hyped puritanical rhetoric on the New Testament.

Also, the Bible states that nobody (but the Father) knows when Christ will return...

Mark 13:
[31] Heaven and earth shall pass away: but my words shall not pass away.
[32] But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father.
[33] Take ye heed, watch and pray: for ye know not when the time is.

[Skywalker]

Probably won't be smoking the Devil's Weed that day!!!:r:r:r

[icehog3]

Probably won't be smoking the Devil's Weed that day!!!:r:r:r

After the life I've led, I probably won't have a choice. ;)

[Duke9192]

I'll be at work when this is supposed to happen (LOL). I'll be smoking a Padron 64 at the shop when I get done with work. It's just a great stick!!

[Skywalker]

After the life I've led, I probably won't have a choice. ;)

:lr:lr:lr

[CRIMPS]

Have we consulted with Tom Cruise on this?

[Adriftpanda]

I guess I won't have to go into work on the next day! :noon:noon

[shilala]

Also, the Bible states that nobody (but the Father) knows when Christ will return...

Amen. I was gonna blather on about whenever the word "rapture" is spoken, everything after it is usually close to 100% wrong, but I just spared the crowd. I preach enough. :D

[markem]

Let's not forget out pets. They will all be left because, well, they haven't been saved. Fortunately, there is a dedicated group that has planned ahead.

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/

[wayner123]

NO!!! I will miss the Preakness!

I will probably smoke a Pork Butt or Chuckie, does that count?

[DBall]

I've already ordered my
"I Beat The Rapture" T-shirt.
Should be here May 22.
Unless I'm not.:rolleyes:



IBTR (In Before The Rapture)... ? :r

[Skywalker]

IBTR (In Before The Rapture)... ? :r

:r:r:r

[Angus]

Sure hope I get my golf outing in...shotgun start at 8:30AM. My luck, it will be the round of my life and it will happen right before putting out on the 18th hole. Will probably go down with a 601 Blue in my hand. :tu

[markem]

Sure hope I get my golf outing in...shotgun start at 8:30AM. My luck, it will be the round of my life and it will happen right before putting out on the 18th hole. Will probably go down with a 601 Blue in my hand. :tu

be very careful. There's a lesson and religion lesson in the movie Caddy Shack that should not be ignored.

[Skywalker]

be very careful. There's a lesson and religion lesson in the movie Caddy Shack that should not be ignored.

Oh Rat Farts!!!:D