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Loon
05-12-2011, 10:52 PM
I have a hangnail and my humidor is empty.
:sad

sam a
05-12-2011, 10:56 PM
pm me your addy:r

emopunker2004
05-12-2011, 10:56 PM
sucks

Ogre
05-12-2011, 10:57 PM
Sorry about the Humidor!!!!!

emopunker2004
05-12-2011, 11:02 PM
go donate sperm or plasma then visit the B&M

icehog3
05-12-2011, 11:21 PM
I think this calls for some action? Whaddaya say, Peeps? :D

Fordman4ever
05-12-2011, 11:24 PM
I have a hangnail and my humidor is empty.
:sad

:sl:sl:sl:sl

emopunker2004
05-12-2011, 11:32 PM
I think this calls for some action? Whaddaya say, Peeps? :D

is it bomb worthy or a mooch? http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/image.php?u=842&dateline=1304517956
:sh

icehog3
05-12-2011, 11:46 PM
is it bomb worthy or a mooch? http://www.cigarasylum.com/vb/image.php?u=842&dateline=1304517956
:sh

How does one decide? :confused:

loki
05-12-2011, 11:50 PM
13 posts and one is complaining about an empty humidor.....

emopunker2004
05-13-2011, 12:00 AM
13 posts and one is complaining about an empty humidor.....

:tpd:

icehog3
05-13-2011, 12:08 AM
Ok, you guys are out.

Who's in? :)

SDmate
05-13-2011, 12:15 AM
Ok, you guys are out.

Who's in? :)

I can help out Tom... got some hydrogen peroxide for the hangnail & some aged swisher sweets from 05 for the humi:tu

icehog3
05-13-2011, 12:16 AM
I can help out Tom... got some hydrogen peroxide for the hangnail & some aged swisher sweets from 05 for the humi:tu

Nice, Steve! I will add a cuticle file, and some Gurkhas!

NCRadioMan
05-13-2011, 12:17 AM
13 posts and one is complaining about an empty humidor.....

It's not about quantity, it's about quality and Loon has it covered! :tu

Subvet642
05-13-2011, 06:14 AM
I have a hangnail and my humidor is empty.
:sad

So, you're selling a humidor? :D

OLS
05-13-2011, 07:12 AM
no comment

emopunker2004
05-13-2011, 07:20 AM
no comment

:r

LasciviousXXX
05-13-2011, 07:44 AM
I got a rock........... for your empty humi :tu

massphatness
05-13-2011, 07:45 AM
The OP posts once in a Blue Loon, but his posts are always spot on, bringing clarity and wisdom to the threads he deems worthy.

I'm in.

:D

14holestogie
05-13-2011, 08:43 AM
Wow, if only he'd posted an addy. I work on a little package every morning right after my first cup of coffee that would be perfect. :)

Mugen910
05-13-2011, 09:01 AM
maybe we should all just leave our addy in the sig next to the BOLDED FEED ME CIGARS :hy

icehog3
05-13-2011, 09:04 AM
I. M. Loone
1060 W. Addison
Chicago, IL 60613

T.G
05-13-2011, 09:27 AM
I can help out Tom... got some hydrogen peroxide for the hangnail & some aged swisher sweets from 05 for the humi:tu

Nice, Steve! I will add a cuticle file, and some Gurkhas!

I'll throw in a bag of epsom salts, some Guantanameras and half a box of matches.

TBone
05-13-2011, 09:28 AM
I'm seeing this more of a mooch...I'm out

cmitch
05-13-2011, 09:28 AM
I have some White Owls I've saved for this very special occasion . . .

neoflex
05-13-2011, 09:30 AM
I'm seeing this more of a mooch...I'm out

Glad someone else said it.:2

Blueface
05-13-2011, 09:32 AM
Tom, count me in.
Nothing like bombing a CA member who is in need.
Man I am touched over empty humidors.
No home should be that way with all the wasted cigars throughout the world.

pektel
05-13-2011, 09:34 AM
What is it with empty humidors lately? Well, not that necessarily, but proclaiming it to CA? Just buy some more. BAM! Problem solved.

In fact, get a bundle of Arganese Maduros. $25 at CI. Use this URL for free shipping even!

www.cigarsintl.com/freesp8

SDmate
05-13-2011, 09:38 AM
I. M. Loone
1060 W. Addison
Chicago, IL 60613

Thanks Tom.. package is on it's way:)

cmitch
05-13-2011, 09:38 AM
A bundle of Rolys is, what, $25.00? Not a GREAT stick but smokable.

Whee
05-13-2011, 09:43 AM
:r:r:r:r

Half are in, half are out. The bomb or the joke?:r

yourchoice
05-13-2011, 09:51 AM
What is it with empty humidors lately? Well, not that necessarily, but proclaiming it to CA? Just buy some more. BAM! Problem solved.



I think that's the point. I think! :r

pektel
05-13-2011, 09:51 AM
You know, I was thinking it was a joke at first too. But I'm not sure. Hopefully it is!

SDmate
05-13-2011, 09:56 AM
You know, I was thinking it was a joke at first too. But I'm not sure. Hopefully it is!

A JOKE!...hangnails are serious when you're a peanut vendor at wrigley

J0eybb
05-13-2011, 10:03 AM
I can help out Tom... got some hydrogen peroxide for the hangnail & some aged swisher sweets from 05 for the humi:tu

Wait, you can age swisher sweets? SOB. What about black and milds?

Blueface
05-13-2011, 10:08 AM
Half are in, half are out. The bomb or the joke?:r

I'll have you know hangnails are no joke.:D

Starscream
05-13-2011, 10:08 AM
I. M. Loone
1060 W. Addison
Chicago, IL 60613
Shhh...

Oh well, I don't think many have caught on despite the hint, Admiral.
:r:r

Half are in, half are out. The bomb or the joke?:r

both:r

Blueface
05-13-2011, 10:14 AM
Tom,
The following is in the mail for this poor CA brother.

Box of Padron 1926 #1
Box of Opus X Sharks
Box of Partagas Lusitanias 2007
Box of Behikes 52
Box of Cohiba Siglo VI 2008

I hope no one else breaks my heart as this story has as I will otherwise go broke.

Come to think of it, I now have no cigars left and can sure use a smoke or two.

SmokeyJoe
05-13-2011, 10:14 AM
I. M. Loone
1060 W. Addison
Chicago, IL 60613

Thanks, Elwood...

Isn't that on your driver's license? :r

Whee
05-13-2011, 10:15 AM
I should stop making fun. Loon is very sensitive about his looks since he was horribly disfigured in a bizarre herfing accident years ago.

Oh, that's his regular face? Oops, my bad.:r:r

SmokeyJoe
05-13-2011, 10:16 AM
Maybe this should be moved to the "Thoughts and Prayers" section?

:ss

landhoney
05-13-2011, 10:24 AM
I. M. Loone
1060 W. Addison
Chicago, IL 60613

I grew up on this movie. :r

massphatness
05-13-2011, 10:36 AM
I grew up on a movie called Taboo.

So much of my DNA is invested in that flick.
Posted via Mobile Device

bobarian
05-13-2011, 10:37 AM
The OP posts once in a Blue Loon, but his posts are always spot on, bringing clarity and wisdom to the threads he deems worthy.

I'm in.

:D

You're right Vin. This plea from a brother in need should not fall upon deaf ears. I'm in. :tu

MurphysLaw
05-13-2011, 10:45 AM
Sent out some nail clippers, a cuticle trimmer, and a emery board this morning, those hangnails are a b!tch

Starscream
05-13-2011, 11:03 AM
Does Spongy have any cigars?

replicant_argent
05-13-2011, 11:45 AM
The fishies have no eyes.

Whee
05-13-2011, 11:45 AM
Does Spongy have any cigars?
:tu:r:r

Scottw
05-13-2011, 12:00 PM
I grew up on a movie called Taboo.

So much of my DNA is invested in that flick.
Posted via Mobile Device

I've seen the first 5. That series caused my first shoulder operation Vin!

bobarian
05-13-2011, 12:17 PM
The fishies have no eyes.

QFT

sam a
05-13-2011, 12:38 PM
A JOKE!...hangnails are serious when you're a peanut vendor at wrigley

:r:r:r:r:r

357
05-13-2011, 01:03 PM
I think I might be able to talk my neighbor into letting me pick up a few dog rockets from his back yard.

I'm in :tu

icehog3
05-13-2011, 02:05 PM
Does Spongy have any cigars?

Spongy said he is good on cigars, but his liquor cabinet is depressingly bare.

Starscream
05-13-2011, 02:22 PM
Spongy said he is good on cigars, but his liquor cabinet is depressingly bare.

:r

Blueface
05-13-2011, 02:36 PM
Spongy said he is good on cigars, but his liquor cabinet is depressingly bare.

Does Spongy like Stoli?

icehog3
05-13-2011, 02:44 PM
Does Spongy like Stoli?

Stoli is much too blue-collar for Spongy.

He told me he prefers Middleton's Irish Whiskey.

Whee
05-13-2011, 04:13 PM
Spongy said he is good on cigars, but his liquor cabinet is depressingly bare.


:hm

SDmate
05-13-2011, 04:20 PM
Spongy said he is good on cigars, but his liquor cabinet is depressingly bare.

I could send some prozac for the depression would that help

68TriShield
05-13-2011, 04:41 PM
Come to think of it, I now have no cigars left and can sure use a smoke or two.

After being such a great host to the wife and I,smokes on the way brother :tu

Blueface
05-13-2011, 05:01 PM
After being such a great host to the wife and I,smokes on the way brother :tu

:r

I'll hurt you in person. In a few weeks.:r

acruce
05-13-2011, 05:02 PM
Bummer . I hate hangnails..

Ashcan Bill
05-13-2011, 07:18 PM
I have a blister on my little toe. Just sayin'. :D

icehog3
05-13-2011, 07:33 PM
I have a blister on my little toe. Just sayin'. :D

Post your address. :bx

jjirons69
05-13-2011, 08:03 PM
You never know when the loon will be out.

http://www.signs-up.com/prod_images/Loon_xing_thumb_640.jpg

CigarNut
05-13-2011, 08:16 PM
Hey Loon -- sorry for the late response (been out all day -- which started at the dentist :rolleyes:)... Anyway, I have a package on the way -- a box of boutique Blues cigars (that I have been aging since the early '80s) along with 21 year old Glenmorangie -- single cask.

My wife included some home remedies for the hang nail -- nothing I want to have anything to do with!

Have a great evening!

Starscream
05-13-2011, 09:04 PM
Stoli is much too blue-collar for Spongy.

He told me he prefers Middleton's Irish Whiskey.

How about some Aristokrat?

icehog3
05-13-2011, 11:44 PM
How about some Aristokrat?

Moochers can't be choosers, Andy, Spongy will drink turpentine if it's free. ;)

jwillm
05-14-2011, 12:14 AM
ok, I'm just going to come out and ask this. Is this some inside joke? Are Loon and Spongy someone's alter egos or something. This thread is cracking me up, but I have questions...oh so many questions...getting confused. great, now I'm bummed too.

NCRadioMan
05-14-2011, 01:44 AM
I have been pondering what to send good ole Loon. Maybe I should start a poll.

icehog3
05-14-2011, 07:33 AM
ok, I'm just going to come out and ask this. Is this some inside joke? Are Loon and Spongy someone's alter egos or something. This thread is cracking me up, but I have questions...oh so many questions...getting confused. great, now I'm bummed too.

We could tell you, but then they would have to kill you, James. The last thing Spongy needs is yet another homicide trial taking up weeks and weeks of his time.

Ashcan Bill
05-14-2011, 09:21 AM
Post your address. :bx

Blister much better today, but thanks for caring. :lr

Kreth
05-14-2011, 09:47 AM
Katmanloon? :confused:
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smokepuff
05-14-2011, 10:16 AM
Moochers can't be choosers, Andy, Spongy will drink turpentine if it's free. ;)

:lr

ahc4353
05-14-2011, 11:23 AM
My butt itches.

emopunker2004
05-21-2011, 01:11 AM
Hey everybody, look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

massphatness
05-21-2011, 06:04 AM
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0810/irony-demotivational-poster-1224250782.jpg

longknocker
05-21-2011, 06:27 AM
Any Loon Sightings Lately?:D

NCRadioMan
05-21-2011, 09:40 AM
Hey everybody, look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Hard to miss. :rolleyes:

pektel
05-21-2011, 10:17 AM
My butt itches.

Just dropped some talc powder in the mail for you. :tu

bobarian
05-21-2011, 10:26 AM
Hey everybody, look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/4544/treessb.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/687/treessb.jpg/)

CigarNut
05-21-2011, 11:47 AM
http://img687.imageshack.us/img687/4544/treessb.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/687/treessb.jpg/)Loon is the tall thin one near the middle.

Ashcan Bill
05-21-2011, 11:52 AM
Loon is the tall thin one near the middle.

Damn. I was standing next to him and didn't even notice.

Blueface
05-21-2011, 02:36 PM
http://www.motifake.com/image/demotivational-poster/0810/irony-demotivational-poster-1224250782.jpg

Trying hard to avoid pissing in my pants.
Oops! Too late.